Hell Fest

Subtitles by explosiveskulll

That guy is so creepy, you guys.

He keeps following me around.

Okay, can we just, like, can we go home now?

- No. I wanna do one more. - This is the last one.

Yeah. Let's do the last maze.

(ON SPEAKER) Get your scares while you can.

Orange Grove Community Fair Horror Night

is coming to a close.

I don't know why you're so freaked out, you're with us, don't worry.

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

This better be worth it.

Okay, just stay in front of me. You go first.

Get your scares while you can.

Orange Grove Community Fair Horror Night

is coming to a close.

That thing is so cheesy.

- (YELLING) - (GIRLS YELP)

- (YELLS) - (GIRLS SCREAM)

- (EVIL LAUGHTER) - (GIRL SCREAMING)

- (CACKLES) - (GIRL YELPS)

- (CACKLES) - (GIRLS SCREAM)

- (YELLS) - (GIRLS SCREAMING)

You guys, it's a dead... End.

Seriously?

It's not funny.

(ON SPEAKER) Enter if you dare.

Great. It's a dead end.

Shit. Another scare?

Wait.

You're the one that's been following me all night, aren't you?

Okay, stop!

I'm scared, okay? Is that what you wanna hear?

Now, leave me alone.

Thank you so much.

Nat? Oh, my God!

What? You're here!

What? Oh, my God!

How are you? I'm good! How are you?

- I'm good. Yeah.

Yay. - Wow, why is she here?

Well, hello, Grade School.

It's good to see you. How's life?

- It's great. Mmm.

Yeah. Why are you here?

Oh, she didn't tell you?

Dude, I live here now. It's awesome, right?

I'm so glad you're here.

I was just telling Taylor how I hoped you'd make it.

Such a surprise!

Huge surprise.

Why?

Why is it surprising?

Well, I mean, just last time we talked,

you said you were studying. So I didn't know if...

Studying?

Dude, it's October, it is fun time.

You save that for December.

Well, some of us have scholarships, Taylor.

- Kinda need to keep mine. - Mmm-hmm.

You kinda need to get laid.

Brooke, your bestie needs to get some,

and lucky for her, Gavin's coming tonight!

You remember Gavin. Brook already told me

you've wanted to ride that D

since you first laid eyes on him.

- Wow. - Yeah. See, I listen.

I really wish you didn't.

- "Ride that D," huh? - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Her, of all people? God, she's never liked me.

I don't know why you would tell her about Gavin.

Hey, can't stay mad.

Can't stay mad.

- (LAUGHS) - Ugh!

She calls me "Grade School," for God's sake.

- I think it's endearing. - No! It's not endearing.

It's bitchy, maybe.

No, it's not.

Look, she's not replacing you.

Nothing could ever replace you, okay?

Please tell me I don't have to hang out with her all weekend.

Uh... Tonight she's coming, but that's it.

And then, it's just you and me. Promise.

Unless...

Unless what?

Unless, you know, you and Gavin

want some alone time this weekend.

- What did you tell him? - Nothing, I promise!

He's just the one that got us the VIP passes to Hell Fest.

What is that?

Dude, it's so fucking dope! Okay?

Like, it's a traveling horror night.

People totally lose their shit in there. It's really fun.

You're not selling me on it.

No, it's great! It's gonna be fun!

Tickets sold out the minute they went on sale.

But your boy Gavin came through and got some tickets for us.

Okay, we don't need to do this dance now.

And he's been asking about you.

- Really? - He was like...

"Hey, Brooke, is your hot friend coming this weekend?"

Wait, he called me hot?

Apparently, someone made a great impression on him

this past summer.

Why is that surprising?

- (LAUGHS) - (CLEARS THROAT)

He was like, "Hey Brooke, uh...

"You know, I should get

"an extra ticket for Natalie, right?

"She's coming. She's coming, right?"

"Hey, Brooke, I know this is, like,

"really awkward and shit. But, like,

"do you think that after Hell Fest,

"Natalie will sit on my face?"

- Shut up, he did not say that! - (LAUGHING)

- Did he? - I don't know!

But, um...

You're not wearing that, right?

Why? What is wrong with what I'm wearing?

Nat, it's Halloween!

It's the one night out of the year

you're allowed to let out your inner slut.

Yeah, I don't think I have one of those.

Hey, babe... Oh. Whoa.

Natalie!

- I didn't think you were gonna make it. - Can you knock?

Hi! Yeah, no, I'm here.

I don't know why everyone thinks I'm not gonna be here.

What? No. I knew you were coming.

Brooke was the one who was like, "It's iffy."

Can you not do that?

- What are you in here for? I'm just... I'm ready.

You guys ready? You ready for Hell Fest?

- You look ready. - Baby, we need 10 minutes.

We have to meet Gavin at will call. We're gonna be late.

Babe, you gotta go. I need 10 minutes.

- Okay. I'll see you in 30. - See you in a bit.

Love you. - Okay, so...

We need to find you something good.

- And make up for lost time. - (SIGHS)

This is dope!

Oh, my God! This is awesome, guys!

- I know! - It's gonna be fun!

Nat, don't worry! I will totally protect you from being murdered.

Oh, thanks. I didn't realize that was a possibility, but...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do not be flippant.

It happens, like in Orange Grove.

Oh, yeah, that was fucked up.

Wait, what?

Oh, well, a couple years ago,

a girl got completely gutted

in a haunted house, like, for real.

The killer left her body in the park for three days.

No one found her until she started to stink.

They thought she was a freaking prop!

- Wait, that's brutal! Man, what can I say?

Some people are just evil.

I mean, they're monsters.

To them, every single day is Halloween

and they dress up, so that we don't know.

Know what?

- That they walk among us. - (IMITATES EERIE MUSIC)

Nat, they're fucking with you!

Okay, dude... Are we?

Oh, yes, you are!

- Okay, murder twins, we get it. It's scary. I know.

Whatever. - (QUINN YELLS)

- Oh, my God! Quinn!

(ON SPEAKER) Welcome to Hell Fest!

Hell Fest! Hell Fest!

Yes, I'm excited. Okay, let's go, let's go.

I'm so excited! Yes!

Hey, murder twins, wait up!

Welcome to Hell Fest!

All right. Let's go.

Beyond these gates,

your inner fears will come true!