Once Upon a Time

Do you hear that?

It's nothing. Stick to the road.

Oh. Where did it come from?

The cyclone must have dropped it.

Dear, what are you doing?

What do you expect me to do?

Leave the poor thing to the wolves?

Oh.

- She's beautiful. - Yeah.

She did that.

She knocked the tree away.

Calm your nerves, dear. It was just the wind.

She's only a babe, and she needs our help.

Can we keep her?

That's not a good idea. Did you see what she did?

She's not like us.

Oh, you're right. She's not.

She's alone, and we're going to take care of her.

Now, stick to the road,

or we'll never make it to the Emerald City before dawn.

What shall we call her?

What about... Zelena?

She's going to be the happiest baby in all of Oz.

Once Upon a Time S03E60 "It's Not Easy Being Green"

You spent so long figuring out how to get to this land,

groomed Regina to cast your curse,

spent 28 years waiting for it to be broken,

all so you could be with your son, and now he's gone.

Tell me, Rumple.

Was he really worth all that trouble?

Every bit of it.

He was family.

Something you know nothing about.

How's that, father?

Oh. Missed a spot.

No matter what you feel on the inside, Zelena,

remember to always put on a good face.

I know, father.

Careless child!

Don't touch me!

I... I'm sorry. I can't help it.

You mean you can't control it.

Maybe if you could let me learn how to...

Then everyone would see what you really are.

Wicked.

How can you say that to your own daughter?

Because you're not my daughter!

There. I said it.

After all these years, now that your mother's gone,

I can finally tell you the truth.

What are you talking about?

You're not our child, Zelena.

We found you in a... In the woods, in a basket,

dropped out of a tornado.

Your mother wanted to take you in.

She was lulled by your beauty.

But under the surface, there was something else.

Your wickedness!

Well... Well, I'd rather be wicked

than a sad, old drunk!

What do you think drove me to drink, child?!

Now, wipe away those tears.

You put on a good face!

Make me breakfast.

I think not.

If I've really caused you this much trouble,

I'll spare you any more!

Now, where do you think you're going?

To see the one person

who can help me find a family that wants me.

The Wizard of Oz.

Perhaps I should paint a bull's-eye on the Wicked Witch's back.

She'll get more than a dart when I find her.

I know you're hurting, Swan,

but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death

than letting anger overcome you.

Let me guess. Rum?

Never hurts.

I'll stick with anger, at least until I deal with Zelena.

Then take it from me.

Vengeance isn't the thing that's gonna make you feel better.

It's gonna make this town safer.

And I promised Henry

I'd find the person responsible for his father's death.

That's really all I can do for him right now.

That can't be true.

Have you tried talking to the boy?

As far as he's concerned,

I haven't seen Neal since he left me in jail.

So, anything I tell him about his dad being a hero

sounds like I'm making it up just to get him to feel better.

Perhaps I can talk to him.

About what?

Leather conditioner and eyeliner?

I knew Bae as a boy.

Perhaps Henry would like to hear what his father was like

when he was his age.

You'd really do that?

Aye.

It could help the boy make peace with his father's passing.

And me.

- Be careful. - Zelena's still out there.

I assure you...

nothing will happen to the boy while he's in my charge.

Henry, you remember Killian.

Hello, Henry.

It's the lion tattoo.

It's what was prophesied. He's your soul mate.

- I know. I saw it yesterday. - And you didn't tell me?

Well, right now I have better things to do than to gossip about boys.

Care for a drink?

I, uh...

I do hope I didn't upset you yesterday.

Uh, Robin Hood, Tinker Bell.

Tinker Bell, Robin Hood.

I've been wanting to meet you for a very long time.

And, no, you didn't upset me.

I just found a clue trail that needed to be followed.

One that didn't lead anywhere.

I don't daytime drink.

Ah, well, um, Perhaps some evening, then.

What was all that about?

Didn't you learn anything from the last time you screwed this up?

If you had been open to the possibility of love

when you first saw him,

maybe your life wouldn't have turned out so...

So what?

How did my life turn out?

Why am I even bothering?

How are you holding up?

How do you think?

Oh, Emma.

My condolences.

I'm so sorry I missed the funeral,

but I could never pass up a wake.

Oh, did I miss the speeches?

Shall I make one?

I mean, I am, after all, responsible.

Emma, no. Too many people will get hurt.

Listen to your mother. She's right.

Anyone who tries to interfere with my plan

is gonna have to deal with The Dark One.

Don't come any closer.

Don't worry. I'm not here for your baby.

Not today, anyway.

Then why are you here?

Now that my cover's blown,

I can finally pay a visit to my little sister.

Who the hell are you talking about?

Why, you, of course, Regina.

What?

I'm an only child.

Cora lied to you, Regina.

I'm your sister.

Half, if you want to get technical.

Why should I believe anything you say?

Oh, well, you shouldn't.

It's a lot to swallow,

which is why I've brought a gift to help.

I don't want a gift from you.

Oh, but you shall have it.

You see, my gift to you is this sad, sad day.

Use it to dig into our past, Regina.

You need to learn the truth, and you must believe it.

And then meet me on main street tonight.

Say... sundown.

And then what?

Then I'll destroy you.

This isn't the wild West.

No, dear.

It's the wicked West.

And I want everyone to be there to see The Evil Queen lose.

I don't lose.

Neither do I.

One of us is about to make history.

See you tonight, sis.

There. That one will do.

Another boat?

- You don't like the sea? - No. It's not that.

It's just, my mom always seems to pawn me off

on her friends that have boats

when she's working her case.

Your mother didn't pawn you off on me.

I wanted to bring you here.

Why?

Well, you might not believe this,

but your father and I were mates long before he met your mother.

Really?

You... knew my dad? What was he like?

Hop aboard and you'll find out.

And you're sure Cora never said anything about her?

I think I would remember

if my mother told me she had a love child with a scarecrow.

It doesn't matter if Zelena is your sister or not.