Inga Naan Thaan Kingu (இங்க நான் தான் கிங்கு)

Breaking news.

Powerful explosions in the Mumbai-Thane Market locality this morning

killed hundreds of people and critically injured many more.

Central intelligence agencies have warned that Chennai might be the next target

and that terrorists might have infiltrated the city.

Sir, is it true that Chennai might be the next target after Mumbai?

Sir, the police are accused of having links to the blast. Your comment?

That's just a rumor.

Do not spread such rumors.

We will keep Chennai safe from a similar attack.

We will arrest the terrorists soon.

Getting married is the biggest challenge 90's kids face in 2024.

Everyone said the next big thing after buying a house was a wedding.

That's why our hero, Vetri, bought a house with a loan of 25 lakhs.

But he's still a bachelor.

Finding a girl to marry is hard these days.

But he's very particular about finding a girl who pays a 25 lakh dowry!

How will he find a match?

Please don't take this the wrong way, but he's in 25 lakh rupees debt.

That's not a problem.

My daughter is divorced twice and is receiving alimony.

You could take her alimony!

Come here.

You scrawny twig!

I told you to find a girl for matrimony.

Not to find someone who gets alimony!

This is my eldest daughter.

I'm ready to pay ten lakhs dowry to her husband.

But he has a debt of 25 lakhs.

You're short by 15.

This is my youngest daughter. You can marry her as well!

-I'll pay you 20 lakhs! -Mom!

You're still short by five lakhs.

All I have left is my wife.

Is he trying to get rid of his family?

When you're waiting at the bus stop, your choices are limited to the buses that arrive.

But what if you head directly to the bus depot?

You could take any bus you want!

That's why he started working in a matrimony center.

Locals and out-of-towners…

Acquaintances and strangers…

Gosh!

I've been trying to find her a groom for the last two years now.

-I haven't had any luck. -Don't break it.

Why should you struggle when we are here?

Your daughter hasn't even looked up once.

Feeling shy, eh?

As if. She's gaming.

Ah! Jingle Rummy!

She will not want to move out with her husband.

If her in-laws want to live with them, that's fine, too.

What if the groom doesn't have parents?

Double okay for me.

-But one condition. -What?

I want my husband to be a YouTuber.

He should at least have a diamond button.

If not, then he should make ten reels a day. One of them should go viral.

Most importantly, he should have a million followers on Instagram.

I only have 50 followers.

It doesn't matter if that's low.

There are people who'll increase the count to 1 million if we pay them 50K.

-Really? -Yeah.

Oh!

So they all paid for their followers?!

So, what have you planned for her wedding?

-Is this even a question? -God! Why won't he leave this alone?

I have 25 lakhs saved up for her marriage.

We're inviting all our relatives and I'll throw a grand wedding for my daughter.

Why do you have to waste your money on those morons?

Why not have a simple wedding in a temple

and give the 25 lakhs to the groom?

That'll be helpful for their life. Don't you think?

It makes sense. Tell us about the groom now.

He is of my height and my complexion.

Look at the handsome hunk I found for your girl.

Time, and this dashing guy will wait for no one.

Who do you think you are?

Do you think I started this business just to get you married?

Don't candy shop workers sneak some for themselves, too?

Don't stylists use the salon's trimmer on themselves, too?

This is something similar.

Stop. I'm not done yet!

How is it the same thing?

You need to watch what you say.

Your big mouth is why you can't hold on to a job.

I gave you this job because you are my friend.

I also lent you 25 lakhs for your apartment.

I asked you to work for me. But you are working for yourself?

-It's not like this is my only option. -And?

-I've also employed a matchmaker. -Oh!

-Pray that I should get married soon. -Stop right there.

Why should I pray for you?

So that I can repay you with the dowry I'll get from the wedding.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Vetri, stop.

He's acting as if I got a loan from him.

-She's there! -Secretary!

What are you doing?

-Huh? -Umm…

Come on. Come here.

I didn't want him to see me, but here he is.

Are you trying to break in? Why are you standing there like that?

I… Where is auditor Ramesh's house?

-Auditor Ramesh? -Yes.

Hey… hey…

Don't act like a gentleman.

You came here to see Praveena, right?

Nah!

I was bored. So…

So, you came here to pawn your jewels to her?

If you're bored, read a book and sleep on your bed. Not on her.

Hey…

Play these games with hormonal geriatrics like him.

I'm a homely guy.

So, what's up, homely guy?

You've been looking for a wife for a while.

Did you find one?

No luck till now.

I know two women.

Do you want a reference?

You are waiting for an offer yourself.

You are going to give me a reference?

Get lost.

Go and clean up.

He shows up the moment he gets paid.

-Let's go in. -You just have half an hour.

-Come in. -Don't rush me.

-Hey… -Sir?

I didn't order these.

It's not for you. It's for him.

-Oh! -I'm here!

What's up, Vetri?

Why do you look so glum when I'm here?

Why would I feel energetic after seeing you? Are you Sunny Leone?

You can't even find a girl for me.

My bad. I shouldn't have trusted oldies like you.

I might be old.

But the girl I found for you is fresh.

She's not even married once.

Of course, she's fresh if she's not married.

Don't talk like a pimp.

Talk like a matchmaker.

You'll be shocked if you hear what I have to say.

What? Are you going to order an entire Tandoori chicken?

Not that.

-Ever heard of Rathinapuri? -No.

Ever heard of the Rathinapuri Zamin?

Hey! How would I know the Zamin when I don't know the place?

God!

He has properties worth millions.

He owns 1000 acres of Nanjai lands

and 1000 acres of Punjai lands.

Moreover, he has a son and a daughter.

-Yeah? -Yeah!

They have three conditions.

They want the groom to earn well.

-You earn well, right? -Yeah.

They want the groom to have his own house. You do, right?

They want him to be an orphan.

You still are, right?

Why an orphan?

Only then will the assets remain in the family.

That's why they want an orphan.

-Why are you lying for a glass of booze? -Don't talk like that.

I swear on this liquor.

We'll go to the Rathinapuri Zamin tomorrow

to meet the bride!

-Hey, toothpick. -Yeah?

If you help me land this alliance, I'll buy you a two-sovereign gold ring!

But my fingers are too skinny.

The rings will fall right off.

Then use it like an amulet.

Oh, yeah! That'll work.

I can wear it on my arms.

Where are you headed dressed, all fancy?

I'm going to meet a girl.

Why? Do I not look like a girl?

I'm meeting a girl to get married.

Do you know anyone from Rathinapuri zamin?

Rathinapuri?

No. I don't.

Thank God!

They're a good family.

And, inquire about the cost of this car parking.

I'll be getting amazing cars as my wedding gift.

-I need space to park them. -As if.

All these lands belong to them.

See how fertile these farming lands are!

-They own all this? -Yes.

It's all theirs.

Royal family.

Hey, the groom's here!

The groom's here! Come on, burst the crackers.

-Hey… -What?

Looks like there's some festival happening. Why'd you bring me now?

This festival is meant for you!

Get down.

SON OF PONNI, RATHINAPURI'S HERO, WELCOME!

COME, CONQUER, AND LEAVE!

Oh, my God!