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Pinkfong.
Mwah!
Lance Bass here with Stariana on "Tidal Request Live."
Shello Miss Rising Starfish!
Who, me?
I don't know about all that.
I'm just a little starfish with a big dream.
Well, it's coming true.
Your splash hit is sweeping the ocean.
Get used to her name, everyfishy.
It's Stariana!
Thank you, Lance.
Whoa!
Oh.
Eeeeee! Stariana!
This is so exciting!
It's happening, Gillie.
My influence is spreading!
At long last, I must be the catchiest fish in the sea!
As I was saying,
it's bubble time!
Ooh, bubble time!
Eee!
Yah!
Bubble, bubble, spill the tea.
Show me the catchiest fish in the sea.
Ugh, Baby Shark!
Still?
I can't believe some nofishy in the middle of nowhere
is the catchiest fish in the sea.
It's just not fair.
See that star mark?
Legend has it that the catchiest fish in the sea
is marked by a star.
Ugh, but what about being a star?
Just look on the bright side.
You're still a star according to Lance Bass.
It's not enough!
For years I was relegated to the ocean floor.
Just a starfish stuck on a rock while the world swam by.
It was my rock bottom.
But I was there. And I liked that rock.
It was a great rock.
Get out of my dramatic flashback, Gillie!
As I was saying,
there I was, stuck.
And everyfishy who swam by me was singing that one
relentless song.
I knew then that it should be my voice enchanting
the whole wide water.
That I should be the catchiest fish in the sea!
One day, everyfishy will listen to me and my song!
There will be no Baby Shark, no Taylor Drift,
no Doja Catfish, no ENHYPEN--
Aww, I kind of like ENHYPEN.
No ENHYPEN!
I mean, who needs pure earnest joy?
Ha, no thanks.
But just out of curiosity, uh, how are you going to do that?
Oh, Gillie.
Sweet Gillie.
Sweet, sweet little laughable--
I get it.
We can skip ahead to--
It's all possible, once I have this.
The Siren Stone.
Wow wow wow wow wow, Very glam.
Very glam, very powerful.
With this, I can steal the music from anyfishy's soul.
Whatever song they have in their heart
will be replaced by mine.
And they'll be obsessed with me!
Imagine it, everyfishy singing my song!
Even this pesky little Baby Shark.
Wow.
Once I use the Siren Stone to steal Baby Shark's star mark,
I will rule the ocean as the catchiest fish in the sea.
- Gillie, don't. - Right, yup, stopping.
I'll make sure that little yellow nuisance
swims right into our trap.
Good morning, Baby Shark.
And a good morning to you, Mr. Clownfish!
Hm.
Ah!
Phew, I am truly, deeply sorry.
Those puppy shark eyes.
Can't resist.
Oh, you're all right, squiddo.
Thanks, Bullshark Dozer!
See you later!
Hi, Ms. Manta.
Hi, Baby Shark.
William! It's--
Baby!
You ready to make fin-ship bracelets, best friend?
You know it, best friend.
But--
I know what you're thinking.
both: Can fin-ship bracelets truly contain the pure
jaw-someness of our fin-ship?
They can if we make them that at--
Peak Fin-ship!
Y'know, for a moment there, I thought
we were being too much.
Same, but then I realized we were being
exactly the right amount.
Same!
Baby Shark, do you take this best
fin-ship bracelet and swear to be my best friend forever?
Through thick and fin?
In salt and fresh water?
I do.
William, do you take this best fin-ship bracelet
and swear to be my best friend forever?
In sickness and in kelp?
I doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
Then it's o-fish-al.
Secret tail-shake!
High-fin for fin-ship!
And to think that was totally improvised.
There's only one thing left to do.
After-song snackies!
Hey, there's that Stariana music video again.
Wow, that song is everywhere.
Kinda repetitive if you ask me.
It's like it's turning everyfishy
into mindless zombiefish.
It has been stuck in my head for a disturbingly long time,
but I like it.
And actually, I'm watching this for research.
Research?
Why are you researching Stariana?
I knew it, Mrs. Shark!
You're leading a secret life as a pop star!
And you kept this from me?
I could have helped pick your outfits!
No, squiddo.
But there is something important
we need to talk to you about.
Oh, uh, that's my alarm!
That's your alarm?
Yes, Grandpa, which means we have to go.
We have got to get you a better alarm.
Should I leave?
No way.
Anything you need to say to me,
you can say in front of William.
Plus, we still need our snackies.
Well, I just got some fin-tastic news.
Baby, William, you're looking at Chomp City's
new entertainment director!
Whoa!
Wait, what is that?
It's like being a party planner for the whole city.
both: Jaw-some!
Yup, your mom is going to be overseeing all of Chomp
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