Glee

So how does it work

with gay marriage?

Do you take his last name,

or does he take yours?

Or... or do you

both hyphenate, 'cause...

Right now, I'm honestly just

excited that Kurt said yes.

Hey, are you looking

forward to prom?

I fell asleep last night

while Tina was texting me

about her prom dress.

It's really nice

that you're going

with her, by the way.

Yeah, I guess so.

I don't know, I just...

you know, it's my senior prom,

so I kind of wish

I was going with somebody

I really care about.

Damn, I have seriously

been unlucky in love.

Come on, guys,

we're back with the Beatles!

We're leaving

the mop-tops behind

and moving into

their experimental years.

Now, the

marked a turning point

for the group, where they

literally and figuratively

let their hair down.

Now, the Beatles

were the biggest

musical act in the world.

They could have remained

in their comfort zones,

but instead,

they risked everything

to explore new

musical worlds.

They had something

important to say,

and they weren't going to let

something as silly as

the fear of failure

get in their way.

SUE (over P.A.):

Good afternoon, McKinley High.

This year, the proms

are being fused into

one giant Brundleprom.

What's a Brundleprom?

I don't get that reference.

That's from

And now for the moment

that will crush 99%

of your misguided views

about your own popularity.

Here are your nominees

for Prom King and Queen.

First, here are your nominees

for Prom King:

Blaine Anderson...

...Mohamed Omar,

Artie Abrams...

Yeah!

..."Stoner" Brett Bukowski.

Wait, I-I really didn't get

nominated for king?

And now onto the Queen.

Kitty Wilde...

But I'm a sophomore.

...Aimee Ryan...

...Jordan Stern.

And, inexplicably,

Tina Cohen-Chang.

Yes! Yes!

Congratulations.

Yes! Yes! Oh, my God, yes!

Six of you will be disappointed.

Yes! Yeah!

Yeah! Yes!

Tina. Wow!

Even though I'm not nominated,

it's such an honor

to be going to prom

with a potential queen.

Oh...

Sorry, Sam.

It was so nice

of you to offer

to go with me,

but I'm going to have

to decline your invitation.

But you already accepted.

Yeah, Tina, this

is very uncool.

Losing is uncool.

I need to maximize my odds

of taking the crown,

so I think I'm going to go

with a group of single gals

to corner the dejected

wallflower vote.

And I am going for it.

This is my chance

to be bigger than Jesus.

So can I count on

all your votes?

:

Awkward.

You've got mine.

Besides,

I've got more shots

at Prom Queen.

It's Tina's time.

I agree. Hit it!

(playing The Beatles'

"Revolution")

What?

Later.

Seriously?

Congratulations, Tina.

Seriously?

Uh, do you have...

That's it.

My dreams of playing

Fanny Brice are over.

I'm sure

it isn't over.

If I got it,

I would've heard by now.

Okay? And-and-and

the thing is,

is that I wasn't just

auditioning for this for myself.

I was auditioning

for everyone at McKinley.

Okay? I wanted to show

that we're talented enough

to make it in this

insane business.

Okay, well, one of us

sort of already did.

I booked a commercial.

It's a little

embarrassing,

because it was for that

yeast infection medication,

Yeast-I-Stat.

But they sent me

a rough cut.

Do you want to see?

Yeah.

Let's face it.

There are good kinds of yeast,

and bad kinds of yeast.

But bad yeast goes scat

with Yeast-I-Stat.

I like my yeast in my bagel...

but not in my muffin.

I'm free!

Wow.

That's...

that's great.

Honestly, if it

were anyone else,

I'd be so jealous,

but I'm-I'm-I'm...

really proud of you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, hi, Kitty.

Could I talk to you

for a second?

I was so psyched

that a fellow Cheerio!

was nominated for Prom Queen.

Thanks, Bree.

And then I heard

that you weren't

going to campaign

for it,

and instead you were

throwing your support

to that Asian girl

from Glee Club

because you thought

it was "her turn."

Now, if that's true,

you might want to tie

yourself down,