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Hm. H-A-P-2-B-F-R-E.

That plate's come up a few times.

- Happy to be free. - Pardon me?

It's a vanity plate.

That's amazing. How did you...

I like word jumbles, and I'm slightly dyslexic.

Oh.

Okay, here's another one. Ready? R-U-N...

Are you envious?

Whoa, didn't even finish. This is like a superpower.

No, it's a learning disability. I've largely overcome it.

Okay, here's a hard one.

W- L-K-L-4-P-A.

Double you'll... no, wait.

We look for... Hm.

Someone's stumped.

Uh, will lick... le four... must be the guy's name.

No, no.

Wwl... ww... w-w-

will... kill for p...

Will kill for pay!

- Nice. - Ha-hah.

- We should probably track that guy down. - Mm-hmm.

InSecurity SO2EO2 The Gift of Life

Oh, I thought you'd catch that.

- I thought you'd wait for me to look up. - Oh.

Angela Watson.

We think she's stealing blueprints and selling them to the Chinese.

AeroTask Industries. Propulsion engineer?

Looks like she makes good money. It's weird that she'd sell tech.

Maybe she needs the moolah to pay for her kid.

She's with child, by the way, no father.

You go out one night without a raincoat, next thing you know

you're soaking wet for the rest of your life.

So what do you need from me?

I need you to go undercover and buddy up to Angela,

Gain her trust.

- Easy. - At prenatal yoga.

So you'll be pretending to be pregnant.

- Sorry to interrupt, but... - Why do I have to be pregnant?

Do it as a favour to me, this one time.

Private conversation. I'll come back later.

I'm gonna go take care of that.

So you're not actually pregnant?

Nope. Let's just let that rumour die.

Everything dies eventually.

You okay, there, Burt?

Yeah, I'm just... I've never noticed the floor before.

Bleak. Dark.

Alone.

Excuse me.

JoJo, can you go check on Burt?

What if he wants me to hug him?

- N'udu, can you go check on Burt? - I'd be delighted.

So, for the Watson case,

I'm gonna need a convincing baby bump.

I'll build one, Kevlar, totally custom,

better than the real thing.

You might need to-

stock your dairy aisle.

Just worry about the bump.

Hello, Burt. I didn't see you there.

I just came in for some, ah, cooling air.

You're checking on me, right?

I just want to let you know, if you need anything, I'm here.

A hand to hold, a shoulder to cry on.

A kidney to transplant?

This escalated quickly.

My friend Archie needs a kidney, soon.

Burt, I am so sorry.

He started out as my informant, but he's become so much more.

We play videogames. We sing songs.

shoot hookers and steal cars.

That's still part of the videogame thing.

Mm, good to know.

He'll die if we don't find a match.

But I'm a stupid AB negative. He's an O positive.

Is he on a donor list?

Yeah, he's near the bottom.

It's tough, because Archie's such a spirited guy.

You give him lemons, he makes lemonade.

I'm afraid there's no lemonade this time.

Burt,

there's lemonade in here.

That's urine.

We really need two fridges.

Did you find anything incriminating on Angela Watson?

Just access card entry in the middle of the night,

top secret blueprints all over her home computer.

She's a bad mama.

Baby brain and corporate espionage don't mix.

There. You are officially seven and a half months pregnant.

Hah, I like this.

I feel free. I feel loose.

I feel warm.

Yeah, it's set to your body temperature.

Now, let's see this little guy kick.

Na-aah!

I'll have to adjust that.

Thank you.

Special time.

If you say so.

- Reminds me when Helene had our girls. - Mm.

- Two beautiful girls. - Mm-hmm.

Then another girl.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love them all,

but it's just... it would have been nice to have a boy.

You know, father and son stuff, you know?

Yeah. I wouldn't know much about that.

Papa was gone a lot.

Yep, Ulysses McNeil was too busy to raise his boy.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Well... anyway, yeah, uh...

- Back to the grind. - Yeah.

- Welcome, friend. - Hi. Sorry.

No worries. There's no late, no early.

Oh. Sure.

Oh, we're allowed to eat in here? Best class ever.

The best class ever would be one where I don't have

a tiny monster playing the inside of my ribcage like it's an accordion.

I'm just so excited about this class.

Such a great way to meet pregnant people.

My OB made me do it.

- That's thoughtful. - Oh, he's a jerk.

Uh, is this your first class?

I've been coming here for weeks.

Dr. Cold Fingers said it would relieve

the relentless pain in my hips, but So far no luck. Ow.

If this baby doesn't pop soon, I'm gonna start taking lives.

Wow. You are just glowing.

Alex looks puffy in these pictures, eh?

She's pregnant.

- Really? - Fake pregnant, Kevlar pregnant.

Well, you mighta missed that part.

- Still, it makes you think. - It does.

About love.

I don't like where this is going.

- Beginnings, endings. - Burt.

Loneliness. Kidneys.

Why is it always your best buddy informant?

- My blood type is O positive. - What, are you bragging?

I'd like to give Archie one of my kidneys.

I have two.

You'd do that for Archie?

No. But I'll do it for Mrs. Babatundeh.

During the war in Ligeria, I was knocked unconscious

in a farmhouse that was being shelled.

I could have been killed or burnt past recognition.

- Like The English Patient. - Exactly.

But Mrs. Babatundeh pulled me out of that farmhouse,

like a guardian angel.

She must have been strong.

She was a robust guardian angel.

She saved my life and wanted nothing in return.

Except she said that one day

the universe would ask me for a favour.

You are the universe, Burt, and my kidney is that favour.

N'udu, this is...

Let me be your Mrs. Babatundeh.

I can still call you N'udu, though, right?

Of course.

- Oo, watch the kidneys. - Sorry.

Namaste.

Phwewf. That active lying down sure is active. I'm beat.

You don't look it.

Uh, wanna grab a coffee?

I'm pregnant.

A decaf coffee or, um, a nice hot milk?

I have to go shopping. But thanks.

Oh, Uh, weird, 'cause I was gonna shop for cribs.

Did you want to...

Got one, hand-me-down. Scraped off the lead paint, good as new.

You could help me choose mine.

I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I'm gonna go.

My back aches, my boobs weigh five pounds each,

and I have no interest in hanging out

with a superhuman pregnant Barbie doll. No offence.

My boobs are heavy too. We could talk about it.

- Archie's always early. - He looks so healthy.

And you wouldn't know it to look at him,

but he's also got arthritis and rickets.

- Archie. - That's Archie?

Archie. Arch!

Save the top bunk for the Colonel.

You're a damn fine fellow, N'udu.

The doctor says this kidney will let me live 20 more months.

You don't say.

We're gonna make it to the Macy's Day parade again, Burt.

You can count on it, Arch.

This time I'll bring the juice.

How long have you two known each other, again?

Oh, Burt and I go back to, uh, what, 2008.

But we've been like a miser and his dime ever since.

He's got a million of these sayings.

This is great. What a great day.

The air smells a little fresher, don't it?

I'm sorry.

I can't do this.

I can't. I'm sorry!

- N'udu! - What'd he say?