Victorious

I know... I know. I look tired and awful.

You know how I know?

'Cuz I was just walkin' down the hall,

and Jesse the janitor goes to me, "hiya Tori... you look tired and awful, duhh."

Well, I'm not agreeing that you look tired and awful...

But why do you?

You wanna know why?

Okay. Here's what's going on in my life right now.

First, I'm supposed to...

Do you have to play that now?

Yes.

- I'm supposed to write a one-act play for Sikowitz's class,

and Trina has a head cold and blows her nose all night long which wakes me up,

and I've spent like a billion hours trying to make.

This stupid venetian carnival mask for my world cultures class!

Mm, let's see it.

Hey, you look better!

Oh my God, I am so sick... Feel how heavy this is.

Oh.

I think you really need to get some rest.

I can't rest.

I have to go to the bathroom and wash this Trina goo off my hand!

You guys! You guys, have either of you seen Jade?

- No. - Uh-uh. Why, what's up with Jade?

- She's trying to kill me! - Any reason?

Well, we were hanging out last night.

And she asked me to do her eyebrows.

- Do what to 'em? - Make 'em look neater and nicer.

Girls do that. We groom each other like monkeys.

So, why is Jade trying to kill you?

- Well... - Where is she?!

Stop her! Somebody stop Cat right now!!!

- Hide me! - Come here!

- Please hide me! - No! Come here!

- Stop. Come here! - Oh, hide meeeeee!!!

Don't touch him!

- Hide me! - Come here!

What do you... stop! Like, Jade, stop! Relax!

- What was that about? - Why are you so mad at Cat?

Don't... say... a word.

Oh, I do look tired and awful.

And now my hands smell like sink water.

Hello?

- This stall is taken. - Are you okay?

Why?

Well... you're sitting there on a toilet, eating a sandwich, and crying.

Bye, sandwich. I wish I could go with you.

Awww, c'mere... c'mon... Here, dry your eyes with this.

This paper towel smells like sink water.

I know.

- Uh, what's your name? - Ponnie.

- Well, hi, Bonnie, I'm Tori. - No... Ponnie.

My name is Ponnie... with a "p." Ponnie!

- Oh. That's... different. - I know... I have a baaaad naaaame.

You have a great name.

I always wished my name was... Pori.

- You're nice. - Thanks.

So you must be new here at Hollywood arts.

No. I've been going to school here for three years.

- You have? - Totes.

I was in the spring showcase with you.

Ohhhh yeeeeaaaah.

You don't have to lie. Nobody ever remembers me.

Well, maybe people would remember you more.

If you didn't eat lunch here in the bathroom by yourself.

You wanna eat lunch in here with me?

- No, I didn't mean... - There's room for two in the handicapped stall.

Why don't you come have lunch with me and my friends?

- Ya mean it? - Let's go.

Okey-doke.

Oh my God, look what just came out of me!

Let's go, let's go.

Um... I think you look nice with no eyebrows.

Jade... I just wanna say...

I really appreciate you having lunch with us,

and thank you, Andre and Beck, for handcuffing Jade to the table.

- Sure. - No problem.

I still don't get how this happened.

Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice.

So I tried to wax them,

but when I took the wax strips off there was...

Um... a problem.

- My eyebrows are gone! - No they're not!

I told you, they're right here!

I've never eaten out here before.

Ah, it's just like eating in the bathroom...

- Y'know... without the toilet. - Right.

You guys...

Hey everyone! Special treat.

I just found a new friend... On a toilet...

She's fun and she likes sandwiches... Say hey to Ponnie.

- Ponnie? - Who are you talkin' about?

Ponnie. She was... She was right behind me.

- Who's Bonnie? - Ponnie! With a p. Pah-nee.

What color was her hair? Plond?

Or prunnette?

Ponnie, are you in here? Ponnie?

Ponnie, what happened?

I went to introduce you to all my friends.

And when I turned around, you were gone.

Sinjin?

This stall is taken.

Anyone know where Ponnie is?

Or why Sinjin is crying in the girls bathroom?!?

Feeling: Confused.

Ahhhhhh!!!

- It's just me, Ponnie. - But... how did...

Well, I found your mask on the floor,

so I thought I'd put it over my face...

And then return it to you.

Oh. Thanks.

Hey, what happened to you at lunch?

Sorry. It's just...

I'm just really shy and I got nervous,

and so I went and finished my lunch in the janitor's closet.

- Ewww, why there? - 'Cuz it's safe and quiet.

And I like the smell of the cleaning products.

But wouldn't you rather smell people?

Oh, yeah.

Listen, I gotta get to class.

Yeah, we don't wanna be late for Sikowitz.

You? You're not in Sikowitz's class.

- Uh-huh. You probably never noticed me.

I'm one of the quiet kids who sits in the back and just reacts to stuff.

You're a shrugger?

Wow.

Well, then, why don't we walk to class together?

I have severe shoulder pain. From too much shrugging.

Oh, then let me carry your backpack.

Really?

Wow, I guess this is what it's like to have a friend.

Yeaaahhhh, but you don't have to touch my belly button.

Oh, I don't mind.

Ahhhhh!!! Oh! She's right behind me!

Please hide me! She is gonna kill me!

What?! Did you just say that someone was going...

Ah, you kids work it out yourselves.

C'mon, Cat... Just watch the door.

And that way Jade can't sneak up on you.

Okay. I'll just stay right here. And I'll watch the door...

- Aah! - Whoa! Whoa!

- Aah! Come here! No! - Jade, whoa whoa! Watch it.

- Someone... - Don't do that!

Danger, danger! What are you... stop it!

Hey! Cut it out! Hey!

- You girls knock it off. - I'll get you.

I don't wanna be gotten!

Alright, weirdos, take your seats.

- Wait, where's Ponnie? - Where's who?

Ponnie, one of your students.

She sits in the back with you guys, right?

- There's no anybody in here. - Oh, come on. She's one of you!

Uh, Tori... Maybe you should sit down and rest.

There's no Ponnie in this class.

- B-but... she told me... Okay...