Lethal Weapon

Hey Riggs, do you want to get out of this town?

Yeah sure Molly.

No, I mean, when we are older.

I guess.

Sometimes I dream of being president or an astronaut.

Be the first one to Mars.

What about you?

I don't know.

Well, come on.

I told you mine.

I'd just like to have a family.

You know, a house.

And a truck.

And a kid I could take to Little League.

- What? - I mean,

you could dream of anything.

And that's all you want?

Feels like Mars to me.

Well, hey, I-I kn... I know it seems impossible right now,

but it doesn't have to be.

Why the long face?

He's not exactly fired up about his first game.

Hey!

What's up, big man?

I don't know.

Looks silly.

What do you mean, you look silly? Stand up, I loolet's have a look.

Well, first of all, you got to get that shirt tucked in.

All right? And, come on, we got to get these pants up,

so you can see these cool stripes.

See, now you're looking like a baseball player.

Look at that. All right, like what's the glove situation?

A new glove? What...?

All right, hold on, hold on. Here we go.

Riggs... - Just hold on were we go.

Olive oil?

It's good for the leather.

I cook with that.

Whoa.

Apparently, this is good.

Just let him do it.

That may be... may be flammable.

It's just dried out meat. Okay.

Okay, here we go. All right.

All right, try that.

- Smells like pasta. - Would you just,

just... wear it out.

Whoa.

Better?

Yeah. Thanks, Riggs.

All right.

Uh, my methods may be unconventional, but they work.

: Okay.

Well, thank you.

Means a lot, you being here and all.

Ben hasn't had a father figure in a while, you know? So...

Well, you might want to find him one of those.

It's really important for a young boy to, you know,

have a father figure in his life.

Mm-hmm. Well, no, Martin.

You're what he needs.

Aw... aw...

- Yeah! - (WHOOPS)

That's right.

- Yeah, Jesse. - Yeah-eah-eah.

You like my brother, don't you?

What?

Uh, no, no, I was just... I was looking at, um...

My brother?

Yeah. Oh, sorry?

It's fine.

I mean, a little weird, 'cause he's a total dweeb.

But he's totally looking, too.

So busted.

Can we change the subject?

This is so cute.

Oh, thanks.

- You want to try it on? - Yeah, can I?

Yeah, it's vintage.

My dad is, so...

This is to die.

How do I look?

- Really cute. Yeah. - Cute?

Right.

I have got to go.

I'll call you later.

- See you. - Hey!

Oh, my jacket.

Phoebe!

- My jacket! - (WHOOPS)

Okay, where are we?

Are you sure no one's home? (LAUGHS)

Don't worry, I know the owner.

He's out of town.

You're so crazy.

Another one, another one!

Keep pillaging, I will be right back.

Holy...

Hey, Phoebs, get out here!

Coming.

This party just got a lot better.

Yes, it did.

You got your bathing suit?

No.

Is that gonna be a problem?

Hey, who's out there?!

I thought you said no one was home.

Go. Now. I'll be right behind you.

What the hell are you doing here, Tyler?

Yo, Randy, look, man,

I can explain everything, all right?

Hold it right there.

Really, guys? It's 11:00.

It's 11:10.

Do you know how many crimes can be committed

in ten minutes or less?

Oh, I'm a criminal now.

Awesome. What your father is saying is,

if you were running late, you should've called.

Where were you?

Hanging out with Phoebe.

- Who's Phoebe? - Who's Phoebe?

A friend.

That's nice. When do we get to meet her?

And where is my jacket?

Phoebe has it.

Do you have any idea what I had to do to earn that jacket?

They don't just give those away.

My senior year, last game,

I caught the pick six that won the game.

Well, Grandpa said that you stepped out of bounds.

He's senile, and I could never please that man.

Look, if you're gonna ground me, can you just ground me?

Okay.

You're grounded.

And you know what? You keep this up,

I'll go old school on you.

That means bed and no dinner.

Okay, Roger, please. And where are you going?

- Riana... - Where is she going?

We are going to talk about this later.

- (DOOR CLOSES) - You're just gonna let her go.

Honey, let's...

let's just save the third degree for when it's something serious.

- Like 11? - No, honey, if we pounce on

every little infraction,

she will start hiding things.

Just like this new friend.

Look, I pounce because I don't want the smaller infractionsend.

To become bigger ones.

And her friend stole my jacket.

Oh, my gosh.

It's a family heirloom.

What if, what-what if I wanted to wear it again?

Stop playing.

What... I'm serious.

Honey, you think you could still fit it?

You know you can't fit that jacket.

- (LAUGHS) - What...

I-I'm retaining water right now,

but I could...

That's funny?