Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever

Hey, Freddie, wait up.

They hate it when we do this.

Today, on this beautiful ten-acre campus,

we find a dedicated staff of teachers and administrators

devoted to providing young Americans

with the finest modern education possible.

So there you have our magnificent new physical plant.

Why, these beautiful buildings alone

should be grounds for full reinstatement of our accreditation.

Our test scores have risen over 150 percent in the last two years.

This is due in no small part to our new principal, Mr. McGree.

The UFO club meets Thursday night. Oh, and bring your flashlight.

Are you ready to rock and roll?

So there you have it. The all-new Reagan High.

Isn't it true that the old school building

met with some sort of horrible accident?

Accident, yes. Horrible, no.

F minus ten and counting.

When the west wing was slightly damaged by a fire,

The truth is, Cheese, your so-called students

burnt most of the old school to the ground.

Ten, nine, eight...

Now, if you expect this committee

to end the school's probation...

Six, five, four...

You'll have to demonstrate...

Three, two...

That discipline has been fully restored.

Go for it!

Flush 'em hard, boys!

Oh my God.

They're at it again.

Whoa. What's going on?

What the hell is going on?

Cow stampede again.

What the...

It's probably...

It's rock and roll high school day, yeah!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Class is not dismissed.

Students, please return to your classrooms.

Return to your classrooms or this will be a black mark on your permanent record

that will follow you throughout the rest of your life.

What day did you say it was?

Rock and roll high school day. And what's that?

Well, you see, that's the day when they burned down the school.

On this day, you can do anything you wanna do.

Really? Yeah.

Hey... hey! Trust me!

Come back here!

Mrs. Grossman, I think this kind of immature behavior

is just an insult to Reagan High

and to fine teachers like yourself who care about standards.

Students, return to your classrooms immediately or...

Oh!

You'll be severely punished.

I told you it wasn't a good day to have the committee come.

I've told you a hundred times

you're too soft on those delinquents.

You're just not cut out for this job.

You made me take it.

Shut up! You may know how to teach,

but you don't know how to discipline.

And we're going to find somebody who does.

Hey, man, what's up?

Hey, boy.

'Sup? You see that?

Yeah, man.

I couldn't believe...

Snackola! Whoo! I got her! Yo!

And that's why we're here today

to ask ourselves what is God's plan for your life?

Anyone? God wants you to make money.

Amen, brother!

Hey, Namrok, I got the want ads.

Right on!

Whoa!

Ooh!

Good job, Ace.

I'm sorry.

You know, I could give you two days of detention for that.

Wait, wait. You're not...

A teacher? Yes. I'm substituting for Miss Poindexter.

She's sick.

You don't look like a teacher.

So what do I look like, a gorilla?

No, you look very beautiful.

I mean nice. I mean you look very nice.

Oh, great. Now I'm late.

Look, cut the acrobatics before you kill someone...

Jessie. Jessie Davis.

Well, cool it, Jessie.

Bye. Wow.

Class, class, class.

Everyone, there will be an important announcement next period.

Everyone, everyone should go to their homeroom.

Go to your homeroom after next period

for an important announcement.

It sounds like they found the tarantula.

What tarantula?

The big, hairy one in the girls' shower.

Check this out. Listen.

1965 Frigidaire refrigerator. For sale by original owner.

Runs real good. Ask for Edna Snotgrass.

Sounds like a little appliance worship to me.

Yes it does, my brother. Hit me.

Stand by for important announcement.

Cue the announcement. Cue the announcement.

My name is Dr. Vadar and I am the new Vice Principal

in charge of discipline.

There are going to be some changes here at Reagan High.

Hello, madam. How are you?

I have brought my congregation with me

because we called about your Frigidaire refrigerator.

Are you really a preacher?

I never heard of that church you said you was with.

I am the hereditary mandible of the First Lithuanian Church

of Large Appliance Worship.

You really gonna pay me money just to look at my old fridge?

Madam, the mandible never lies.

Starting Monday, this institution will operate

on a strict demerit system.

All demerits will be cumulative throughout the semester.

All violations will be recorded

and there will be no appeal.

Smoking will be punished by one demerit.

Tardy, one demerit.

What's going on?

Two or more demerits for each infraction

depending on how I feel.

Do not ask, my children, for whom the refrigerator hums

because it hums for thee.

Hallelujah.

What's that racket, Edna?

Quiet, Frank. They're Lithuanians.

Well, don't stand there, Edna. Get the camera.

You don't see stuff like this every day.