The first 94 lines.
All right, everybody go before we leave.
Wait, how can we "go" before we leave?
Unless it's time travel?
Okay, Sara's ready for vacation.
And the spare tire is...
Also ready for vacation?
I meant where is it?
On the back of the RV.
No, I mean the spare-spare. Oh.
Underneath all the stuff we just packed.
And the spare spare-spare?
Under the spare-spare.
And my seat cushion doubles as a floatation device
and a spare spare-spare... Spare.
I'd say that's overkill, but I'd be wrong.
Have fun, Milo!
We don't have to go, right? Nope!
We're keeping an eye on Diogee.
Stay home, Diogee!
That was easy. Where you headed?
Nowhere in particular.
Wait, you're going on vacation but you don't know where?
We used to plan, but it never worked out.
So now, we just go with the flow.
For generations, Murphy family vacations have been historic.
San Francisco earthquake, the Titanic, Hindenburg...
Mount Vesuvius?
Well, to be fair, no one ever talks about the quiet volcanoes.
That's the funny thing about vacations.
It's like Dad always says... Nope.
I'm not always saying anything today, I'm on vacation.
I knew I should've gone before I left.
All right, RV's all gassed up.
What do you say we get some snacks?
Sara, can you get me a soda from the Fridge?
I'm busy. Milo?
Uh... Mom? Dad?
Where's Milo? I don't think we packed a spare one of those.
Everybody go before we left?
You bet, Dad.
Excellent, son.
Whoa! We don't have a son!
Oh my gosh! This seat isn't a floatation device.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
We're going to meet my family at Boulder City, Mr. Brulee.
How are you not freaking out right now?
Not my first rodeo.
Ooh, he's been to the rodeo? How exotic!
Okay, Boulder City, then right back on track
to the Grand Canyon.
Again. Eye roll.
Charlene, Sharon, jar!
Come on, girls, it's your favorite canyon.
It's everyone's favorite canyon!
It's certainly my favorite canyon.
It's just that we go every year.
Every year.
It's a lot of canyon.
And, it's going to be grand.
Jar.
So long as there's no further interruptions.
Sometimes the interruptions are half the fun.
And sometimes they're mind-bogglingly terrifying.
I can't wait to see which one this is.
Dead alternator.
That's okay, I've got a spare.
You carry around a spare alternator?
Yeah. I'm glad you guys needed one 'cause it was heavy.
Hey look!
It's Horseface the Equestrian Barbarian!
How did we not see that? I mean, it's huge!
Now there's something you don't see all the time.
Dad, can we go look at it?
I'm sorry identical apples of my eye,
we've got a schedule to keep.
I mean, what if we liked it and wanted to stay longer?
The whole vacation would unravel.
Come on, gang, the canyon's waiting impatiently for our arrival.
Jar.
Sorry gang, Murphy's law, my bad.
We better call Milo with a change of plans.
Okay, well, looks like we'll have to rendezvous at the state line.
Okay, we can still make the Grand Canyon, if we hurry.
No stopping for bathroom breaks or food or any other human necessities.
And on your left you can see...
Nope, you missed it.
And back there was... There it was...
Oh, it's gone now.
Oh, and there's LardWorld with Lardee Boy out front,
sharing his signature brand of enthusiasm.
Lardee Boy? Cool!
State line! Here we are!
And there we go.
The brakes!
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