Shi Cha Hai (Hai Shi Cha Hai / Hai, Shen Cha Hai / 什刹海)

Bravo! Bravo!

Xiang Dong is so handsome.

Stop being boy-crazy.

Chick, take a glass of wine.

Chick?

Who is the chick?

Go away.

Don’t pester with me.

You’re quite staunch.

The drink is on me.

That shows my favor for you.

You have no sense to appreciate favors.

This buddy,

don’t find yourself with trouble.

Don’t act like a hoodlum.

I’ll show you what a hoodlum is today.

What are you going to do?

Give me a kiss, give me a kiss.

Let go! Let go!

Get out!

You remain silent first. Don’t utter!

Was the old man at your home born in the year of leopard?

How come he bites whoever he meets?

David,

are you obtuse?

Who said you could come at our house at midnight?

I thought you promised me.

What did I promise you?

Mr. Zhuang, you can’t go back on your word like this.

What did you promise me?

You can think about what you promised me.

Even though I promised you,

you should give me some space

to deal with it.

You didn’t give me a previous notice

before you came at our door.

You dropped the ball here.

I’m telling you.

The thing is ruined. Not a chance for you.

I don’t care.

I am renting your house.

David,

you think you’re still in Germany?

This is Beijing here.

This is my home.

How come you’re renting it?

Have you not been beaten by people along your growth?

Have you not been beaten?

Have you not been beaten?

Stay still. Stay still.

Hello?

Hang on. I’m coming in a second.

Don’t run away!

Hello?

I’m in a get-together with my friends.

I’m coming right away.

Brother Li,

something happened at my home.

I have to go back and see what happened.

All right, you can get on with your business.

Uncle, you take care.

I’m going. Bye.

Xiaoxiao.

You were not beating him intensely enough.

You should give a lesson

to a hoodlum like him.

That’s right.

I’d better practice more.

Enough of you.

Practicing?

How could I give birth to a hoyden like you?

Honestly.

All right. See you later.

What are you going to do

at midnight without going home?

Leave me alone.

All right. Just leave her alone, you can’t surveil her.

Go home.

A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.

How can Xiaoxiao be good

with an uncle like you?

Zhuang Zhicun.

Don’t vent your ill temper on me.

You’re the stick.

You should be the crooked one.

Not me.

I…

Stand still.

What’s wrong?

Nothing.

Just want to take a second with you.

Go ahead.

Thank you for today.

That’s it?

Didn’t see your sincerity.

I’ll buy you a glass of wine someday.

I want a glass of wine too.

Don’t mess around with me.

It’s time for you to stand treat.

Of course.

Guijie. Spicy crayfish.

Let’s go. Go.

Here you are, old man.

My eyes feel a bit dry.

You didn’t sleep well last night?

It clanged and wailed.

How could I sleep well with them troubling for a whole night?

You haven’t got used to it yet after all those years?

They find trouble

for three seasons in one year.

I’ve waited so long for winter to come

when I can have some tranquility.

They made the biggest fuss

ever last night.

Where are you going?

I have some private business.

Feng,

when you go to work later,

tell Fatty Yu

that he is not a good friend at all.

How did he upset you?

Last night,

I had dinner with some of my buddies at yours last night,

he only gave me twenty percent discount.

I felt ashamed.

Our business is quite good at the restaurant.

We already treated you fairly

to save seats for you and give you discount.

I wouldn’t go there for dinner

if it weren’t for you.

That little fatty,

how many times have I helped him?

Now that he’s a boss now,

he becomes meddlesome.

He should give me at least forty percent discount

even if it's not half discount.

All right. I get it.

Don’t take your undeserved gain for granted.

The restaurant receives a good business these two days.

I’m supposed to hurry up

in case the fatty scolds me.

How dare he?

I can frighten him to death.

All right. He dares not.

You drive carefully.

Okay.

Grandpa Niu, good morning.

Zhibin, have you had your breakfast?

Some steamed stuffed buns. A bowl of fried liver. A bowl of bittern flapjack.

And a bowl of uncongealed tofu.

From the Yao’s.

Won’t you be over-stuffed

with all these in the morning?

One day's plan starts with the morning.

I won’t be energetic enough

without much breakfast.

Liu,

move your car a bit.

Zhibin, I’m coming right at you.

You bunch of

tricycle rickshaw drivers,

why chisel into the alleyways

with the flat street over there?

Zhibin,

this is alleyway tour.

Where else should we go?

Zhibin, do you see?

Foreigners like this.

They come here for freshness.

What’s worth visiting here in the alleyway?

You can take a guess,

how many moves will he take before he turns around?

At least four or five with his skill.

Four or five?

I counted yesterday,

whole seven moves.

And with that he almost hit a part of the wall skin off.

Really?

Zhibin, Zhibin.

You’re sweating.

Don’t make fun of me.

Am I not tired enough or what?

Zhibin, your Benz is too old.

It embarrasses you.

That’s true.

What do you know?

This is Benz W140.

I’m driving the feelings.

You can shut up if not knowing that.

Be careful.

Come on, buddy, have a drink.

Gaomo, nice.

Good for you, you know a lot.

I know more than that.

In words of you Beijing people,

the flavor

is very authentic.

You can really speak Beijing dialect.

You have the gut to come here?

I’m acting bitchy.