Hetalia: Axis Powers: Paint It, White!

Darn... We don't get any tourists at all these days.

We have to get our popularity back one way or another.

Oh... I'm Iceland... a new character.

Ah!

"Hetalia"

"Hetalia" Hetalia. Hetalia. Hetalia.

H-Help!!

Gentlemen! This is an emergency!

As the document in front of you states, a majority of the people around the world

have been turned into noppera by the suspicious beam of light

shot by noppera-bou ! According to my friend Tony,

they're Pictonians from the planet Picto, a far-off planet in space!

You watch too many movies, you idiot!

They're born as noppera

and are planning to turn people on every planet into noppera !

"Yummy" "Pasta" and are planning to turn people on every planet into noppera !

and are planning to turn people on every planet into noppera !

However, we cannot allow such a thing to happen on our planet, Earth!

Let's put a firm stop to their plans!

By the way...

...what's a noppera ?

Well... that's probably...

Hm?

a Japanese monster, with no eyes, nose or mouth, called noppera-bou .

Oh man! It's Japan's fault that they came here?!

Oh no, I was just explaining what the word noppera means, that's all.

Why do I have to be turned into noppera because of Japan?!

No, like I said...

Anyway, I want to hear your opinions on how we can overcome this crisis!

Well, since no one has piped in, I'll tell you my idea!

We'll simply resist with everything we've got!

We'll join every country's military together under my command!

Gather under my flag!

Gather under the white flag! Flap, flap, flap!

Why is it under your command?!

Oh! That's because I'm a hero.

Your nickname is.

By the way, my nickname is amaz--

Shut up, you wine-loving bastard!

Ah, I heard that, you former delinquent?!

I've told you not to call me that so many times!

They're fighting again?

Who wants white flags?! I made plenty!

Hey, let's all surrender together!

You'll agree with me, right?

Er... Well, if it's about money, I'll see what I we can do,

but if it's about military and such...

Russia!

--Hm? --What're you going to do?

Of course, we'll fight.

All right! Then I've got a perfect job for you.

You back me up!

What?

Everyone knows that the one who saves mankind from a crisis is

the hero, America, right?

Hollywood makes lots of movies like that, too, you know!

If you're talking about war movies, we make them too!

Oh, you mean stuff like moving time lines, huh?

Shut up! Movies at your place are full of lines that set my teeth on edge

and lyrical music. They make me sleepy.

We've been releasing lots of hit movies, too!

But you can't defeat aliens with horses.

Ai ya ! That's insulting!

By the way, ours are rather a little low-key.

The war movies at my place are interesting!

They go to Germany and become intimate with German girls!

They go to Greece and become intimate with Greek girls!

Even when they go to Russia, they become intimate with Russian girls, too!

If they fight aliens, I bet they'll become intimate with alien girls, right?

That's enough! As we speak, more of mankind could be

getting turned into noppera by Pictonians or whatever!

Listen! Being turned into noppera means we all lose our face,

so we can't tell who each other is! Think about it carefully, you dumbasses!

I'll never accept your opinion!

Same goes to you, you idiot!

I'm always right!

I can only accept my own ideas, no one else's.

I'll only accept my own ideas, too.

U-Uhm... I am... well... so... uhm...

All right. I've had enough.

After all, it was impossible to have a decent discussion

with you guys from the start.

This is precisely what you would call a waste of time.

Do whatever you want. I'll do what I have to do.

I was going to do it from the start.

I don't want to go down with these guys by fighting together with them.

I don't intend to fight together with England.

Shut up. That's my line.

Don't come crying to me for help later!

Oh... it hurts! My stomach hurts!

Ahh!

Wait up! Don't leave me alone!

After all, no one asked me my opinion, did they?

--Who are you? --I'm Canada.

"Hetalia Movie"

Hey, hey!

Now it's time for "Dancing Prussia,"

the popular song show made for me, and by me, the Great Prussia!

Today we start right off with some amazing guests!

Believe it or not, we have Ukraine and Belarus! They'll sing "Carrot and Stick"!

"Carrot and... Stick"...

Sorry. They canceled on us at the last minute.

What?! Are all Russian stars like this?!

I'm sorry!

My breasts are so heavy that I have terribly stiff shoulders, so I can't go!

Big brother! Where are you?!

Where did you run off to, leaving me here?!

Hurry up and come out, or I will ...

"Hetalia" Hurry up and come out, or I will ...

"Hetalia"

"Hetalia" Hetalia!

"Hetalia" Hetalia.

"Hetalia" Hetalia.

Okay! We'll make a sortie!

As the heroes, we'll intercept their attack!

Roger.

Oh no...!

I'm not going to let them come close to my place.

Kol, kol...

"Red Cliffs"

"Red Cliffs" We'll stop them at the Red Cliffs!

"Red Cliffs"

Ai ya ! I won't accept that this is happening!

You bastard! Don't underestimate a former pirate!

What's with those noppera ? They're too tacky, aren't they?

Big brother France will elegantly take care of th--

Argh!

Listen! Don't let them come close no matter what!

Yes sir!

So they're here...

Germany! Germany! Protect us! Protect us!

We all fled!

Mr. Germany! There's trouble! Our enemy is making a raid!

What?!

That was a prank by a monster called mujina .

Oh... I sort of remember that story was in an English textbook.

Well... but we can't just leave things as is...

Hmm...

Well then, let's continue this matter on another day.

Ahh... But nothing has been decided yet...

What's with this town?! More importantly, where's Veneziano?!

Where is he?!

Ah! Pony! Where have you been?! Seriously, I've looked all over for you.

Hm? Wait... You look a little different...

Ahh...

I can't wait for Christmas.

Moi moi .

I'm hungry, aren't you?

Big brother... I am... happy.

I see... Is that so...

"Permanent Neutrality Barrier"

"Hetalia" Hetalia!

"Hetalia" Hetalia!

Now, let's start the meeting to discuss bringing down the Axis of Evil.

Now, let's start the meeting to discuss bringing down the Axis of Evil.

"Munch, munch." Now, let's start the meeting to discuss bringing down the Axis of Evil.

"Munch, munch." I'm the moderator, so listen to me carefully.

"Munch, munch." Really, it's annoying that huge sausage-loving bastard started all this racket.

"Munch, munch." Well, I bet he's deeply in love with Italy. He's probably chasing after good

"Munch, munch." artwork or Italy's butt. What's so great about his butt? Really, I'm at a loss.

artwork or Italy's butt. What's so great about his butt? Really, I'm at a loss.

Hey! I can't hear what you're saying. Don't eat while you're talking.

Oh yeah. Since you're stupid,

I'll stop eating hamburgers so that you can understand what I'm saying.

"Slurp"

"Slurp" So, I thought about it... I think...

"Slurp"

"Slurp" In other words, I'm the hero!

In other words, I'm the hero!

Shut up!

"Hetalia" Hetalia!

"A certain day of a certain month"

"A certain day of a certain month" "Above the Russian border"

Let me see...

So all I have to do is jump off the plane and make an assault on them, right?

That's right. Put a parachute on.

I don't need it since there's snow on the ground. Snow is very soft.

What? Will you be okay?!

No one can match me when it comes to knowledge about snow.

Well then, I'm going on ahead.

Vodka!

H-Hey! It says that Russia took a mysterious dive and broke some bones.

"Newspaper" H-Hey! It says that Russia took a mysterious dive and broke some bones.

H-Hey! It says that Russia took a mysterious dive and broke some bones.

Oh yeah? Er, hey, what're you doing here?

Go back to your hometown, you wine-loving jerk!

Yeah... I came to hinder your needlework.

"Hetalia" Hetalia.

"Hetalia"

Count off!

One!

Well then, we'll start our training now! Today's training is about

how to associate with your subordinates within the military.

Yes sir, Germ--no, Commander!

Okay, then. First, they're humans before they're your subordinates.

So it's important to treat them kindly, too.

Kindly. Pat, pat.

And sometimes treat them strictly!

Strictly! Paw pad! Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze...

Ahh! Commander! It's a revolt! It's a revolt!