Dragon Ball

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On the last episode of Dragon ball,

Goku and Bulma decided to team up and search for the remaining four Dragon balls together.

The adventure continues as they speed headlong into the unknown.

Bulma, stop! I just saw a snake. That oughta tide us over until dinner.

That is so disgusting, Goku! If you don't wanna gross people out,

you're gonna have to stop eating frogs and snakes and things.

- Really? - Mm-hm

How about lizards?

Nope, eating lizards is nasty too, kid.

You're just going to have to toughen up.

Yeah! This looks like a good place to camp!

There's no need to live outside like savages.

I have my Dyno- caps, remember?

Huh? Don't tell me you have a tent in one of those things, Bulma?

Well, no, not exactly.

I don't like those magic witch-bombs.

Grandpa said never to use magic unless it's to help someone.

Oh!, well I am going to help someone, silly.

She's pretty and has blue hair.

What's the matter? You are not afraid, are you?

Here's goes!

There we go! Now doesn't that look cozy?

Come on, Goku. What are you waiting for?

Get away from its mouth, Bulma! I'll protect you from this monster!

Thanks, that's noble of you, but it's just a house.

See?

Bulma! You made it light, but it's still dark outside!

Chill out. It's a little something we call "electricily".

Were you transported from the stone age or what?

Wow! This is amazing!

Goku...

Oh, no, that guy's trapped and he's trying to break the glass by playing that horrible music!

- Lilah, I love you. - Kiss me, you fool.

Oh, Chad! I've waited so long for this!

I'll love you forever, my darling!

What's this thing?

One little kiss... One kiss...

Yes! Almost there!

You shut up!

- Hey, are you getting hungry, Bulma? - Huh?

Well, you're drooling.

Now, I'm embarrassed!

Hey, what's that horrible smell? Ugh, Goku, you need a bath!

Uhhh...what's a bath?

Oh, kid! I can't believe you're asking!

I guess I gotta show you...

We civilized people call that a "towel"!

Now let's get this over with! Hop in!

Hmm... So this is a bath?

Look at you! You're supposed to cover up the front!

Like this?

Why are you putting this fluffy stuff in my hair?

It's called shampoo.

And I'm putting it in your hair to clean it.

I don't do this very often, you know.

You should consider yourself lucky!

No wonder your hair stands up, it's never been washed.

There, that's better.

Yeah! What in the world?!

Whoa! How does this thing stay on, kid?

I thought it was attached to your pants?

What do you do, super-glue it to your butt?

Ow! What are you doing? That hurts?

I'm trying to take this thing off so I can wash your back properly.

Here that's okay. I can wash my own back.

See? It's easy!

No... way? It's moves!

That means it's... It's real!

Goku, uh, why do you have a tail growing?

Well, I don't really know why.

I just know that all boys have 'em. It's not big deal, it's just the way we are.

Huh? Maybe he's right.

I've never actually seen a boy take a bath before so I guess I can't be sure.

Maybe they just keep them tucked in their pants or something.

How bizarre!

I can't believe I'm a teenager and I'm just now finding out.

Well, I guess I shouldn't say all boys,

because my Grandpa didn't have a tail.

See? See? Normal men don't have tails or your grandpa would've had one!

But my Grandpa was a very odd fellow, you know?

You're the real odd ball!

So that was a bath, huh?

A bath sounds so wonderful.

Aah, there's nothing like a long hot bath to melt a woman's cares away, that's for sure!

What are you doing?

Can't you see that I'm taking a bath, kid?!

Yeah, I was going to help you scrub your back.

You know, since you don't have a tail.

No way, I can scrub my own back! Now beat it! Shoo, shoo!

Gosh, I don't get it, Bulma.

You were going to help me scrub my back.

Goku, you're a little kid and I'm practically a full-grown woman!

There's a big difference!

There is?

Yes, there is certainly is!

But we're not going to get into that right now...

Hey, you don't have to be ashamed, no way.

What in the world are you talking about?

I happen to be one of the most beautiful girls that you'll ever see!

So what do I have to be ashamed of, buster?

Not having a tail?

That's it, get out of my face.

- But I want to help. - Beat it!

Oh, come on.

I can't take it anymore!

Get out of my bathroom and stay out! And for the last time, I don't want a stupid tail!

It's about time I got a little bit of privacy.

- Bulma, I'm hungry. - Goku!

Well, did you bring me a Dragon ball, Shu?

No, sire. I-I got real hungry so I came back.

Imbecile! You won't get so much as a bone until you bring me another Dragon ball!

But, sire ! I'm so hungry that I can't even think!

That's a good thing, Shu.

You'll have to trust me on that.

Ahh, look how it sparkles so brilliantly! And yet it's only one piece to the puzzle!

I have to have those other six Dragon balls!

But why? Sire? Isn't one enough?

Of couse one isn't enough!

If I pulled out all of your teeth except one, would that one be enough to chew with? No!

If I cut off all of your paws except one, would that one be enough to run with? No!

Do you see my point now, Shu?

I can't rule the world with one ball! Can you understand that?!

Yes, I think so!

But isn't the world an awfully big place? How can one person rule the whole thing?

Well, you have to be able to delegate, Shu,

and I've always been good at telling other people what to do.

Bossing people around is one of my strong points.

Right! That's true, sire!

There are other requirements, Shu!

You have to be able to think big! Not small, big!

And though small in stature, I think very big!

I have all the qualities needed to rule the world!

What I don't have are those other six Dragon balls! You dolt!

- Did you hear that? - Huh?

I think you did...

No, Sire! It wasn't me! I swear!

We'll see about that!

Note to me: I must remember to move that button to a closer spot!

Please let me go, sire! I didn't do anything!

Are you saying that I would be capable of such a gross emission?

- Oh, no! Please, sire! - I'll not tolerate this kind of outburst from one of my agents!

I'm afraid the time has come to trim the staff a bit!

Don't chop me up! I admit it, sire! I did it! I tooted, I farted, I passed gas!

Guilty as charged, woo-hoo! Let out a stinker!

That's better. I'll let this one go because you were honest.

Just make sure it doesn't happen again! Is that clear, Shu?!

Yes, sire! I'll try to contain myself!

- Emperor Pilaf! - That sounded like Agent Mai.

Sire, Agent Mai reporting as ordered.

Hmm, well, what's news? Did you bring me back another Dragon ball?