The Cosby Show

Kenny, The Girls Will Be Ready

In A Few Minutes.

Good, Mrs. Huxtable.

Have A Seat.

If I Sit, I'll Wrinkle My Suit.

Do You Plan To Stand All Day?

No, Just Until Rudy Sees Me.

I See.

Okay.

Let Me Fix Your Tie.

Clair: Oh, Look!

Don't We Look Beautiful?

Thank You.

And What About Kenny?

What About Him?

Doesn't He Look Nice?

Yes.

Thank You.

Now I Can Sit Down.

Are We All Ready?

Yes.

All Right. Good.

Daddy, Where Are We Going For Lunch?

It's A Secret.

But You're Going To Have One Of The Finest Culinary Experiences

Of Your Short Lives.

Dr. Huxtable, You Look Very Handsome.

Thank You, Morgan.

Do You Like Desserts?

Yes.

Then You Get Two.

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Sir.

You Look Very, Very Handsome.

Then You Get Three Desserts.

Me, Too.

You're Going To Get 12.

Daddy, You're The Handsomest Man In The World.

You're Saying That Because You Want 32 Desserts.

No, I'm Not.

You Lie.

No, She's Not.

You're Looking Pretty Smooth.

And You Get...

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Have A Nice Time.

I'll See You Later, Handsome.

Ladies And Gentleman

We're Going To A Very Fine Restaurant This Afternoon.

I Want You To Behave

Like Young Ladies And Gentleman.

That Means

We Will Not Act Like Heathens.

No Heathens.

No Heathens.

You Will Not Act Like Mad Dogs When The Bread Comes.

No Mad Dogs When The Bread Comes.

No Mad Dogs When The Bread Comes.

Hit It.

Hit It.

No Heathens! No Mad Dogs!

Wait! Wait!

Now, See? You're Loud Already.

No Mad Dogs.

No Heathens.

No Mad Dogs.

Ow!

Theo...

Theo!

Yeah?

What's Up Today?

You're Looking At It.

Eating And Listening To Music?

Vanessa, I'm Going To Relax.

Saturday Is My Day To Unwind.

Would You Do Me A Really Big Favor?

No.

Theo, You Owe Me A Favor.

When You Wanted To Buy That Yo-Yo That Lights Up In The Dark

I Lent You 75 Cents.

That Was Three Years Ago.

And I Paid You Back.

Oh, Right.

Haven't I Done You Other Favors?

No, But Let Me Hear What It Is, Anyway.

Teach Me How To Play Tennis.

Vanessa, You Hate Tennis.

That Was Before I Met Edwin Slagel.

Edwin Slagel? Is This A New Guy?

No, The Guy.

I Was Behind Him In The Lunch Line

And I Overheard Him Say He Likes Tennis.

I Thought I Could Be His Partner.

I've Seen Your Tennis Game.

You Can Kiss Edwin Slagel Good-Bye.

That's Why I Need Your Help.

You're The Best Tennis Player I've Ever Seen.

You're Fast And Coordinated...

And You Look Fabulous In Tennis Shorts.

Are You Trying To Flatter Me?

Yes.

It Worked.

All Right!

I'll Give You Some Pointers.

You Do Look Good In Tennis Shorts.

Thanks.

Can You Make Me A Good Tennis Player

In One Day?

Vanessa, When I've Finished Giving You Tennis Lessons

You'll Be Mrs. Edwin Slagel.

Good Afternoon.

Welcome To Port-Au-Prince Restaurant.

Do You Have A Reservation?

Yes, Dr. Huxtable.

Your Table Will Be Ready Soon.

This Place Is Really Fancy.

They Have Tablecloths.

I Bet If You Spill Something

They Get Mad.

I Bet They Throw You Out.

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Sir.

Can I Talk To You Man To Man?

Yeah.

Step Into My Office Here.

What Can I Do For You?

This Place Looks Expensive.

Yeah, But I've Got It Covered.

Can I Pay For Me And Rudy?

You're Kidding?

My Brother Said

You Should Pay When You Take Out A Date.

How Much Money Have You?

A Dollar And Three Pennies.

All Right, Give It To Me.

Not Now.

Wait Until The Bill Comes So Rudy Can See Me.

She'll See You.

Come On, Sport.

What Were You Talking About?

Man Talk.

That's Right.

Your Table Is Ready.

Thank You.

Wow!

That's What I Want!

No, That's Not The Table!

That Isn't The Table. Come Back.

Daddy, Can We Have That Now?

You're Very Handsome.

Sit Down.

I Don't Want To Hear That "Handsome" Stuff.

Thank You Very Much.

Thank You, Kenny.

You're Welcome.

Sorry.

Yes, Dear? Dr. Huxtable?

How Come I Have Two Forks?

Each Fork Is For A Different Course.

I Have To Use Both?

No.

Good.

I Like This Tall One.

I'll Trade My Tall One For Your Small One.

I'll Trade You My Spoons For Your Plate.

No, No, No.

There We Go-- Nice Hot Bread.

Yay! Yay!

Don't You Ever Feed These Children?

Sarah!

Hi, Clair.

What Are You Doing Here?

You're Always Saying

Your Little Sister Should Visit More Often.

I'm Glad You're Here.

You Don't Mind Company?

Not At All.

It's Okay, Girls. Come In.

Samantha!

Glenda!

How Are You?

I Haven't Seen You Two In A While.

You Would

If You Came To The Health Club.

Samantha, I've Been Busy.

Are We Intruding?

No, This Is A Great Excuse To Stop Working.

We've Really Had A Workout.

We Were Tired And Had No Place To Go.

Sarah Said, "Let's Go Bother Clair."

Welcome, Everyone. What Can I Get You?

We Brought Our Own.

Great!

I'll Get Some Plates.

Don't Walk So Fast.

My Legs Are Killing Me.

Oh, Yeah? My Thighs Are Begging For Mercy.

Look At This Menu.

It Has Everything You Ever Wanted To Eat.

Dr. Huxtable, What's This?