Nightlight

I had a bad couple of days,

a few days...

I actually had a suicide attempt.

Um...

I swallowed a bunch of anti-depressants.

Sometimes I think I should just take this flashlight

and... just go out to Covington and disappear.

My friend has seen some of these videos that I've recorded,

And she made us this.

Matching key chains.

It's a picture of us from middle school at a dance.

And it's really nice of her.

Um... She's one of the best people I know.

I think I'm going to ask her to the dance.

Maybe things will change after that.

Who knows?

You stupid fucking flashlight.

Piece of shit.

How am I supposed to play flashlight games

my flashlight doesn't work?

OK.

You're fine.

Damn it.

All right.

Stop crying.

Just forget about it, forget about him.

Hey!

Hey, boy.

According to Facebook...

Ben likes... sports.

And he likes rock climbing.

He likes Abercrombie & Fitch.

I know.

He really likes dogs,

so you are going to be my wing man. OK?

OK? OK? OK.

Good boy. You're such a...

Damn it.

Hey, Ben. Hey, how you doing? Yeah.

Not how you doing... How are...

Thank you for inviting me to play

flashlight games with you guys.

Oh, it's going to be so scary in Covington.

Oh, that sounds fucking desperate.

OK. Um...

- Hey guys. - Hold on.

Can we just talk about our faces for a second?

- Hi, puppy. - What up?

Hey, what's your name?

Robin.

I was talking to the dog.

Oh no, I know. Yeah, that's Kramer.

Well, If you could keep Kramer away from me,

that would be sweet.

It looks like you were crying.

No, no.

No, I wasn't, I wasn't crying.

I was just, like... I was laughing so hard

so my eyes were watering.

Does he know any tricks?

I think it's kind of weird that you brought a dog.

It's not weird. - It's weird.

It's not weird. - It's weird.

Does anybody know when Ben's coming?

Why?

- What? - I said why?

I'm just, I'm just wondering.

You are so weird.

I'm just wondering when everybody's coming.

Uh huh. You're wondering when everybody's coming?

Or are you wondering when Ben is coming?

Very funny. Can I have my flashlight back please?

Everybody knows you have a fuck crash on Ben.

Is it because he's British?

No I don't, I don't, I don't like Ben.

Hi Ben. - Hey.

Hey Ben.

Aah!

Your guest brought a dog.

Hey boy. Are you excited?

I know we said Lincoln Forest. But, uh...

it's going to be way cooler in Covington.

Yeah, I've always wanted to play flashlight games with you guys.

I brought my own flashlight.

Ooh, she brought her own flashlight.

Whoa. Where did you find the dog?

- Hey Kramer, buddy. - So Ben, you've...

you've played Nightlight before right?

- How does it...? - Oh, by the way...

How does it work? Is it like hide and seek?

- 'Cause... - Robin.

'cause I am awesome at that game.

Yo, Robin.

Do you work at the Dairy Beach right now?

Me? Yeah.

Yeah, Cathy told me that she thought

she saw you yesterday

cleaning counters or something.

No. No, I wouldn't work there...

Memorize the Wikipedia page?

Funny.

Guys? How much further are we going?

It's kind of good marketing I guess.

Like, you're not cool unless you kill yourself in Covington.

We're not going to the church are we?

- A fucking possum. Ah!

People come here to die, it's so pretty.

Maybe it's the altitude.

Like it makes people do things

they don't want to do.

The only thing that makes me do things I don't want to do...

is vagina.

Not mine.

Are you OK?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm cool.

No you're not.

Oh, my God. The scariest shit I've ever heard.

What?

You can see dead bodies

just lying at the bottom of the Crest.

Like that kid from our school? What his name?

- Who? - Ethan.

If I was gonna commit suicide I'd do something cool.

Like drive my Vespa into a tornado.

Chris.

Or, or swallow dynamite.

Can you keep walking please?

You can't just go to some gay ass...

Keep moving...

If you kill yourself, you deserve to

literally lose your life. You know I mean?

OK.

That's not mean is it?

All right, come on let's go.

I don't know how you guys think

she's gonna play nightlight if she can't even cross a log.

Yay, Robin.

- I read this OMG fact How long 'til we're through walking?

That this forest is a great place for blow jobs...

from ghosts.

Shut up. Ghost blow jobs.

It's starting to feel very "rape-y".

I've got an Oh My God fact,

that if we don't get to the stump in 5 minutes

I'm going to throw you off the Crest.

Whoa! what was that? Did you just check out his ass?

What? No.

Where were you shining that?

I wasn't shining it anywhere?

Robin was shining it right on your ass.

Are you checking out my ass?

No, I wasn't. I wasn't at all.

You guys, I have a way better ass than Ben.

Come on... I swim.

Have you ever heard of Bad News Brian?

Argh!

- Oh, yeah yeah yeah. - Yeah yeah.

He's so funny. What is it?

He's hilarious Or, Unlucky Brian.

Oh, Unlucky Brian. Unlucky Brian.

Do you guys follow the President?

I think it's close enough.

Who's first?

I'll show you guys how it's done.

Go do it. Let's do this thing.

You girls are going to regret this.

Here we go. Go, go, go.

Whoo!

Ben, what happens if we don't get to

your flashlight in time?

I don't know. That's never happened before.

Ben, you're up. Do this thing.

I'm up.

Why is he next?

That's not fair. Chivalry is isn't dead.

- Who said? - Girls should be first.

Eleven!

Go Ben!

Amelia!

Do it, do it.

One, two, three, four, five...

I have to say I think Ben's run

was sexier than Chris'.

I am a sexy runner.

I got 12.

Twelve? OK.

Nia, go! Go, go, go!

- What's up, girl? - Whoo!

Yeah, let's go Nia.

- Whoo! - Go girl!

Yeah. Get it.

- Yeah girl. - This is fun.

- Thirteen, bitches. - What's she doing?

- Yo, come on. - Come on.

Robin!

Hey! Come on!

It's getting closer. You better run really fast.

OK?

- Go go go. - Go

- Robin wait! - Robin! Robin!