Robot Chicken

It's alive!

From the studio that brought you

"Paranormal Activity" and "Sinister"...

- Did you hear that? - It's coming from the attic.

...learn what happens...

Aah!

...when a studio heavily invests in the wrong IP.

Run!

- It's a Weeble! - It glows in the dark!

How is it doing that?

A property so far outside our target demographic,

we were insane to make this movie.

Why won't you fall down?

They never fall down! Never!

- Flag down the car! - Help!

Ruh-roh!

Oh, Shaggy, what did you put a Scooby Snack in my bra?

- Like, what? No! - Oh, I think it's a lump.

Like, dude, you should get that checked out, like, A.S.A.P.

I'm sure it's fine. My boobs are just lumpy.

Scalpel. She was lucky.

Caught the tumor just in time.

And I would've gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Our baby is hideous!

- What have we done? - Why, God?! Why!

It's an abomination.

- I'll get it, honey. - Hello.

I have come to drink your blood!

Ha-ha!

It's going to be okay, honey.

He can't come in unless we invite him in.

- Isn't that so, you bastard? - Yep.

- Aah! - Ha! Ha-ha-ha!

Come here now.

Wow, well-played. Good job.

Hey!

Aah!

Whenever I travel on the ark

to avoid the destruction of the world,

I go first class.

Captain Noah, iceberg right ahead!

So? The ark was designed by God himself. It's unsinkable.

I can't believe a fancy show horse

like you would ever fall for a stow-away donkey like me.

My father would never approve, Jack.

But, you know, glub-glub drowny-drowny.

Come on, mount me with that donkey D.

Aah!

Oh, no!

Aaah!

God's Rolls-Royce.

Let this be my eternal tomb as I go down with the ship.

This ship, which God designed. Screw you, God!

- Oh, I can see my house from here. - Focus, Rose.

We need to stay alive until the rescue arks arrive.

And if they ...

We're all gonna die!

- Hang on, Jack. I love you. - And I you, Rose.

I want to start a family with you.

A beautiful family of hybrid donkey-horses.

- Those are called mules. - Mules?!

I'm not shooting a mule out of my ass.

They come out of your vagina.

- My vagina?! - Rose!

Ohh... No, don't!

Oh, no. Jack, you're sinking...

Ah, it's cold!

Representing the United States, from OCP,

it's RoboCop.

And from China, it's the People's Republic's

awesome, definitely not stolen, tech corporation

with the RoboCarp.

Halt! You are under arrest

for copyright infringement.

No, you are arrest, white devil.

Oh, shit.

- Follow the yellow brick road. - Follow the yellow brick road?

That's right! Tourists come from all over

the world to walk its golden trail.

Old Shelly O'Malley helped build it.

- Shelly? - Oh. I'm on a schedule

and don't care. So...

We've got much more information in our gift shop,

if you'll just ... Oh, she's gone.

Wow, Liv. A real Hollywood party.

Oh, Maddie, you sweet Wisconsin rube.

You deserve a taste of your sister's glamorous life once in a while.

Liv Rooney, shining as bright as ever.

- And with a twin? - I'm 17.

- All right, and your twin is... - Also 17, idiot.

Oh, look! An open bar.

Just a warning, Maddie ... out here,

teenage actresses are passed around like party favors.

Wow! Trevor Trembo from that super hero movie!

You ladies looked parched, so I gathered these libations.

- We're underage. - Age is just a number.

So is 9-1-1.

Exit stage left...

Wow, I feel like we have targets on our backs.

Hi. Is one of you Liv Rooney?

Duh! I'm the one without glasses?

Yeah, I don't know your whole life story, but cool, great.

Anyway, that kid from "Stranger Things"

who looks like a soft-boiled egg wanted me to ask

if you and your sister will make out with him

- in his UberBLACK. - I got this one.

- You can tell that creep ... - We'll do it.