I Am Not a Robot (로봇이 아니야)

This is the third arrest. Is that correct, Mr. Kim Min Kyu?

Take off the hat and the mask.

Don't make me repeat. Take off the hat and the mask.

"He's seriously allergic to human contact."

That's interesting. Does such an allergy exist?

The name of the disease isn't written on the diagnosis.

As a dermatologist, I've never heard of it.

I saw diagnoses for mental illness for military service exemption,

but I never saw this before.

Mr. Kim, do you not want to serve in the military?

Don't you take Korean military seriously?

Don't you feel bad for others who serve?

Kim Min Kyu is required to serve in the military.

What are you doing?

Why are you taking off your jacket?

You want to start something?

Go back to your seat.

Go back to your seat.

What? - Go back to your seat now.

I'm also scary when I take off my jacket.

Go back to your seat now.

Is it...

possible for me to enlist...

in the marines?

I don't think so.

This appears only when I have physical contact.

The symptom...

gets worse the longer the contact.

It can't be prevented.

Symptoms can be relieved...

with a shot of medication.

My goodness. - Why did you do that?

Goodness.

Of course,

it's not contagious.

Thank you so much. - Thank you.

Do you have any questions?

Sir.

It's ready.

It's already been a year since you came to me.

With such a small body, you were always...

so devoted to me.

You're an honest and thoughtful bride of mine.

Happy Birthday, beautiful.

All right.

Here's your birthday present.

Renew the battery, and stay with me for a long time.

You're so cute.

Yes.

Unlike what you think, I'm fine being alone.

If the world comes to an end and only one person can survive,

that would be me.

Come on.

I have millions of skills to live in solitude.

Am I lonely?

Not at all.

We need distance between each other.

I need...

some space...

to protect...

myself.

I'll keep your space safe.

You can go to the bathroom.

Really? Thank you.

President Jo got me this treasure.

Do you see this product? The packaging...

didn't get ruined at all. - My gosh.

I'm so popular. - I love you, President Jo.

Everyone, I'm so overwhelmed...

by all your endless gratitude.

Excuse me, what's this line for?

Oh, this line?

We're all waiting in line to get the limited edition figures.

Give me a call if you need someone to purchase something for you.

With an accumulated know-how of many years,

I'll be able to get you any kind of limited edition products.

Oh, you're the famous President Jo.

I'm surprised to see how young you are.

My goodness. Hello, everyone. You all must be cold.

Hey.

I've tried out a lot of businesses,

and I've failed a lot of them too.

So all I have left with me...

is my debt and this short temper of mine.

Oh, I see.

But why are you suddenly talking to me like I'm your friend?

I don't get it.

My gosh, you're unbelievable.

You're a brainless jerk...

who has no conscience.

Are you looking down on everyone here who's been waiting in line?

I never looked down on anyone.

How dare you cut in line?

If you don't get lost in three seconds,

I'm going to make a toothbrush with all your nasal hair.

Nice! - Incredible!

I don't have any nasal hair sticking out!

And I never cut in line!

I'm not even interested in these limited edition figures.

Get lost! - I'm not interested in this!

Go away. - Get lost.

Leave. - Do you even know me?

Did something happen?

No, it's nothing. You can sit back down.

It was a long wait, wasn't it?

Yes. - Yes.

You can enter now.

Please keep your order,

and slowly enter the event hall in an orderly fashion.

You may come in.

Thank you. Welcome.

Move! It's mine! I'm going to have it!

My gosh. - Move.

My gosh, who said Korea was a developed country?

Get out of my way! - Move!

Stop pushing! - Move it!

Get out of my way! - Move!

Please calm down! - Push!

Stop! - Keep going!

My gosh. - Get out of my way.

Go get that! - Hurry!

Hello. I successfully got it for you. Where should we meet?

Put it in the back seat.

What? Was that a speaker?

Didn't you hear me? I told you to put it in the back seat.

My gosh, I can't do that.

You need to give me cash for what I got you. Give me my money.

I already paid for the figure in advance.

And I'm going to double your commission for direct dealing.

However, on one condition.

The packaging needs to be in a perfect state.

That means I need to check the packaging first.

Why can't you trust me?

Fine. I'm confident about my products anyway.

My gosh.

No.

No, no.

Sir, I'd like my commission now. Please give me 300 dollars.

I stayed up all night to wait in line for this.

I can't give it to you. - What?

There's already a stained on the box.

And there's no way I'll be able to get this figure again.

This means you failed to fulfill our contract.

How can you be brazen enough to ask me for money right now?

That box was completely fine when I had it.

It seems like that stain suddenly appeared as soon as you took it.

I'd sincerely like to apologize for what happened.

Did you think I'd apologize like that?

How dare you try to scam me?

You're the one who tried to scam me.

I can forgive mistakes, but I can't forgive people lying to me.

My gosh, I can't believe this.

Hey, get out of the car.

Did you just lock the door?

You even locked the back seat door?

Are you trying to run away with the product without paying me?

I refuse to give a single penny to a con artist.

Hey, you're messing with the wrong person right now.

Hey, get out of your car.

Hey, open the door. Get out of your car!

I'm going to write a review about this, so repent on what you did.

And let's never meet each other again.

You piece of trash.

Hey, where do you think you're going? Hey, stop!

Hey!

What? What was that sound?

Did I hit her?

Really?

No, no, no. No, that can't be.

My gosh, this is crazy.

Hey.

President Jo. Hey.

Hey.

My goodness.

You're so handsome.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

Go away! Go away!