The first 129 lines.
Three one. Thirty-one.
- Over here! - Ah, Mrs Lucas.
Congratulations, Mrs Lucas.
And now, to the first prize in today's raffle in aid of the "roof appeal."
Thank you, Lily.
Indeed. The magnificent holiday to the South of France,
kindly sponsored by Dalesborough Travel Limited.
So thank you, guys.
The winner of this prize will travel by Eurostar train to Paris,
then catch the fast train south
before spending the week on the beaches of the French Riviera.
This fabulous prize also includes 200 euros spending money
and, Barbara, this wonderful video camera,
kindly donated by A&K Electrics of Arbor Road. So thank you.
Right. The winner of this amazing prize is...
Nine one nine.
Nine one nine.
Anybody have ticket 919?
If there is no claimant, I'll have to pick another ticket from the bucket.
Anyone?
Yes.
Yes!
Yes!
It's me. It's me. I'm the...
MR BEAN'S HOLIDAY >>>>>
Cannes. Cannes.
Coffee?
Sugar?
You speak very good French.
Hello.
Oui, choo-choo, Gare de Lyon.
To the arch at La Défense, please.
Look. Should we do anything?
Relax.
I think he's English.
Monsieur Clay, how long will you stay in Paris?
Of course I'll be in Cannes Sunday for my premiere.
Until then, I'm working on an exciting new project
with this wonderful actress, Sylvie.
- Sabine. - Right.
One last question, please. Mr Clay.
Out of the way! Out of the way!
12:05.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
1:00.
Are you here for lunch?
Follow me.
May I recommend the seafood platter?
Yes?
Yes.
What is this?
What's this?
Don't forget the langoustines.
Cannes.
Could you video me?
Yeah.
No, back. Back a bit.
Back, back, back, back, stop.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
Back, back, I'II...
We'll do it again, eh?
Stop. Help!
Open... Open the door.
There's nothing here.
Stop!
Hey!
Help! Help! Open...
Papa!
Papa!
- Papa, what should I do? - Get off at the next stop.
Papa!
No!
My bag.
Look at that...
Yes.
Stay calm.
Papa!
The train's not stopping.
Papa, what should I do?
Mobile telephone.
Papa! Papa!
His fingers are over the last two numbers.
Right. 06, 08...
I'll write down all the possibles.
01, 02,
03, 04...
....59, 60...
....97, 98,
99.
Mr Dupont is unavailable.
Hurry up and get on!
Tickets, please.
You get in there. Go, go.
Excuse me.
Can I have some money, please,
so I can telephone my Dad?
Please?
Please?
Thank you.
What's all that?
Yes!
Come on.
I gave him my number. He will ring.
Don't worry, he will ring.
Stop them!
Vandals!
I'm hungry.
Come on.
- Hey. - Hey.
Do you have some proper music?
Something that I'd like to listen to.
Okay, never mind. Bye.
To Cannes?
Damn!
What the...
What's this?
No...
Good.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
Wait, wait!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
What the hell is he doing? Where did he come from?
Some of us here are trying to make a work of art!
Everyone, back in position!
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