Big Brother Australia

I have been watching you...

Australia.

Welcome to my brand new game.

Are you ready to play?

This is Big Brother.

Here in my house...

in every room, between every wall

and around every corner...

I will be there, watching...

and listening.

There is nowhere to run.

There is nowhere to hide.

We're going to be watched the whole time.

It's going to be similar to Broken Hill,

because you can't bloody scratch your arse out here

without someone knowing about it.

Big Brother has met his match this year.

I don't back down.

I refer myself as a cinderfella...

model by career, tradie by heart.

I've searched for a new breed of housemate

from all walks of life.

It doesn't matter what age you are, give it a go.

I'm a regimental sergeant major.

Ex-AFL Football player.

I was in the Olympic squad for gymnastics.

I have a reputation as Adelaide's worst driver.

What are you doing?!

But nothing will prepare them

for what I have planned.

Oh my god!

My game is full of surprises.

Oh, my god. (PANTING)

My god, it's snowing!

What the hell is going on?

To get to the end...

housemates must win the challenges...

..control the nominations...

I don't want to be in the firing line.

We're going to come for you.

..evict each other...

You have one shot to get me, you better make sure you get me.

They're not here for the right reasons.

It's time to evict.

Yes!

Let's have fun.

Word.

And when only three housemates remain...

then Australia, you will decide who will win Big Brother.

20 housemates.

Sealed off from society.

Their every move watched.

How will they play my game?

And what will they do to win a quarter of a million dollars?

This is Big Brother.

Oh my god.

The eye, that is so cool.

Oh my god.

Hello, Sonia. How are you?

I'm great. How are you?

God, you have a bit of a set up here, don't you? Wow!

Do you like what I've done with the place?

I love it. This is a good renovation.

Thank you. My goodness.

This is so cool. So good to see you.

So good to see you. Do you need a hand?

No, no. Are you sure?

I would never let a lady lift it.

It is really heavy. No, it's OK. I got it.

OK. Good to see you.

My goodness. This is insane. Good to see you, Kieran.

So, what does it mean to you, Kieran, to be here?

Ah, it's just I've always been a fan of the game.

And strategic gameplay.

I've watched Big Brother, since, like...

as early as I can remember.

I feel like I'm underestimated,

because people have got this perception of me,

like, "He's a bit of a pushover. He's a bit of a walkover".

I'll prove to people that I'm actually a warrior.

So, like... Warrior?

Not like a warrior, like... Is there another word for that?

I think people, they're going to be shocked,

when they go into this game...

wondering, like, who's going...

That's the doorbell. Do you want me to get it?

I mean, I never give up when I put my mind to something.

That's why I've been on my Ls now for 3.5 years.

What gear are you in?

Don't rev when you're out of gear!

My mum and dad have been trying to teach me how to drive,

and I've been trying my hardest.

Wow! What the (BLEEP)?!

My main issue with like, changing between gears.

Wait. There's a car. There's a car.

Just (BLEEP).

Now, don't panic. Get into first.

People are going, "He's a loser". But I'm here to win.

I'll do anything.

My reputation...

Um...

I don't really think I have reputation to ruin.

But if I did have a reputation that I could ruin,

yes, I would do it.

I don't think I've got to many limits.

Like, if Big Brother asked me to steal people's toothbrushes

in the middle of the night,

and run around the house naked, I'd probably do that.

OK. Noted. Um...

Yeah, yeah, you got that. But, yeah. Brilliant. Brilliant.

Ah, but no, I think this is a game,

and strategically we're here to play,

and let's win.

Are you here to meet Big Brother?

I'm ready. Let's do it.

Go for it. Thank you so much.

Mwah. Good luck in there. Thank you. Cheers. Let's do it.

Thank you so much.

Thank you. Bye.

See ya, bye.

Which way am I going?

Down here? Is this right?

Hello?

This is strange. I don't like this hallway at all.

This has got a bit of a vibe to it.

Where am I going? Am I going up here?

Alright lift this.

OK. Oh, my god. Am I going in?

Hello, Kieran.

Oh, my god. Hello, Big Brother. How are we?

Welcome.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Big Brother, you've outdone yourself.

Am I the first person in? Surely not, I'm not the first.

I'm the first, am I?

Yes!

There's more?

Functioning. Nice.

Oh, that is sick.

I can't believe I'm here. This is insane.

This is Big Brother.

Big Brother! How are we, mate?

Kieran, to the Diary Room. Yes?

Ah, where is the Diary Room?

End of the hallway.

Thank you.

End of the hallway. OK.

Big Brother, what do I do?

Oh... my... god.

This seat is sick!

Big Brother, how are we?

Hello, Kieran.

How are you? Good. I'm good.

How does it feel to the be the first house mate

to join me in the Diary Room?

This is just crazy.

Like, I did not expect the house to be like this at all.

I thought, "Oh, yeah, might be a bit modern and stuff".

But, the bedrooms...

The bedrooms, I could not find the bedrooms anywhere.

Maybe I'm not just not good at finding things.

You are correct.

Yeah?

The bedroom door is locked... Yeah.

..and for now, will remain locked.

But I've got a game for you to play.

Oh, god. OK. Yep.

As the first housemate to enter my domain...

Yep.

..you, Kieran, are the key.

I'm the key? Yes!

I knew there was a reason!

I knew there was a reason why I'm number one.

OK, keep going. Yep.

Only you can open the bedroom door.

You're joking?

And only if you can successfully complete a secret mission.

Are you game? OK.

Alright, what is the secret mission, Big Brother?

Listen carefully, Kieran.

(WHISPERING) Oh, I got lift my bag up those stairs.

I am going to entrust you

with a number of tasks to complete this evening.

It's Zoe!

I've packed lightly.

You look fantastic.

Oh.

If you are successful, the bedroom door will be unlocked.

However, if you fail...

the door will remain locked.

Your tasks are as follows - as each new housemate arrives...

No way, I'm the first one.

..give them a high five.

Hello!

I'm not the first one. No.

I won't accept a weak slap.

I want enthusiasm.

Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Kieran. Are you the first one?

Yes, I'm the first one.