The Critic

The Critic - S01E01 - Pilot

Hello

Jay, this is your mother Your father and I are taking you out of our will

We feel you already have enough money Oh yes, and happy Birthday!

It... stinks!

What's wrong?

I'm 36 years old, I'm lonely, my hair comes out of a spray can...

You know, I ought to go out on camera without this stuff. Let the world see me as I really am.

It's empty

Oh! I'm bald and ugly! Get more!

Hello. I'm Jay Sherman, and this is Coming Attractions

Tonight, I'll be reviewing Home Alone... 5

We left Kevin home alone! And he's only 23!