LEGO Jurassic World: Legend of Isla Nublar

What is this meeting about, anyway?

I was told there'd be donuts.

Why am I here at 5 a.m.?

Mr. Masrani said he wanted all park employees

here for an "extremely important announcement."

Is that a teddy bear? No.

Am I late?

Has it started yet? Hudson?

You're not an employee.

My Golden Platinum Triple-Five Black-Diamond

Annual VIP Guest Pass gives me access to all pre-park-opening

mandatory staff meetings. You dropped this.

Uh, where is Mr. Masrani, anyway?

Good morning, Isla Nublar!

It's your beloved employer, Simon Masrani,

coming to you from 12,000 feet above your heads.

Sir, what are you doing up there?

Getting ready to make an extremely big announcement.

Be right down.

Whee!

He's not wearing a parachute?

See you in a little bit.

I think he means little bits.

Yes, whee!

Your screams of encouragement delight me.

Okay, everyone. Hudson, don't look.

Hey.

We need landing places for Mr. Masrani. Now.

Tear down those kiosks.

Reconfigure them into a giant trampoline.

All right, squad. Operation Prehistoric Pillow.

Stat.

Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.

Pop a spongy cushion of fluffy kernels,

you magnificent machine.

Pop as you've never popped before!

Maybe if he aims for the lagoon?

At the speed Masrani's going, he'd smack into the water

like a cantaloupe hitting a brick wall.

Oh, I can't watch.

Cool!

Wasn't that extreme?

Heck, yeah, it was.

Popcorn! Half off.

That is only the beginning of the extremity.

I am proud to announce Jurassic World is getting

its own all-natural vitamin-infused energy drink.

Pteranodon Ptea.

Get it? There's a silent P before both words.

Pteranodon Ptea.

Sir, there's no silent P before the word "tea."

Yeah, that'd be Pteranodon Puh-tea. Right?

No, no. Both P's are silent in this case. You see...

You can't just say a P is silent.

It's Pteranodon Ptea. End of discussion.

To promote our exciting new product, Jurassic World

will debut an Extreme Stunt Extravaganza tomorrow.

With awesome skateboard slaloms through the Brachiosaurs' legs.

BMX runs

down the side of the Aviary.Sweet.

And spectacular jumps over

the Mosasaurus' lagoon at lunch time!

Mr. Masrani, the dinosaurs aren't here

to be part of a stunt show.

Maybe we should rethink...

I need to see this, or I will explode!

And these extreme stunts will be performed by

actual Jurassic World employees.

That's you guys!

Oh, Mr. Masrani, no.

It will be amazing! I mean, extremely extreme!

Now, don't worry...

What is it, Sinjin? I'm watching Masrani

freak out his entire staff, and it's awesome.

I'm at the loading dock. The package has arrived.

Are you sure it's the right package?

It's the right one, all right.

Great. Bring it to the park.

Danny, this thing's bigger than Goliath's Step-Stool.

We'll need a big truck to move this thing into the park,

and then an even bigger distraction

to sneak it out in that truck when we're ready.

Just bring the package back to the park.

I'll think of something, like always.

Have I ever let you down?

Do you want the list chronologically or by location?

Now, who wants to be the first to try our new Pteranodon Ptea?

It's sugar-free, it's gluten-free,

it has some sort of, uh, energy-stuff.

Oh, and there's a week's worth of riboflavin in every glass.

Me. Me, me, me. Me!

Not for you, Hudson.

I'll try some of your puh-tea, sir.

Good. And it's pronounced "tea."

Mr. Masrani, we should make sure...

That is foul.

Like old sauerkraut in a gym sock. Ugh.

That's the worst puh-tea I've ever tasted. Ugh. Tea.

Dr. Wu, I'll need three new flavors of puh-tea...

I mean, tea. Immediately.

Each more delicious and thirst-quenching than the last.

No problem, sir. Leave it to me.

What do you wanna bet he passes that buck over to me?

Forget him. Once you go back to the lab,

And you grab the cloning data files

we need to start my new dinosaur park,

Thunder-Lizard Lodge, you are outta there.

"Thunder Lizard Lodge"? That's seriously the name?

Pfft. No. That was Sinjin's idea.

Look how frantic he is.

That puh-tea stuff must be incredibly strong.

Vic? You gonna be okay, buddy?

Actually.

I feel pretty good.

Yeah. I feel great. I feel. Extreme!

Follow me, Squad. Stunt training begins now!

Hup, hup, hup, hup.

Hup, hup, hup, hup.

That is the kind of enthusiasm I'm looking for.

For tomorrow's launch of the Extreme Sports Show,

I want half-pipes, full-pipes, bag-pipes.

All kinds of pipes all over the park.

And ramps. Bridges. And most important,

Pteranodon Ptea kiosks everywhere.

Mr. Masrani, even if we could do all that so fast,

we'd have to cut corners for safety and...

Triple overtime bonus if you finish by sundown.

You heard him, people! Let's make it happen!

One more thing.

This is all the Pteranodon Ptea we have.

If even one drop were to go missing,

I would not rest until I hunted down

the person responsible and made them pay.

Okay, that's all from me! Have an extreme Jurassic day!

Happy stunting.

I don't like this. At all.

One drop, huh?

Swallowed a bug.

Why can't I be on vacation

when Mr. Masrani has ideas like this?

Oh, because I don't get a vacation.

Why'd you push my hand when I wanted to try the puh-tea?

Because that stuff could be dangerous.

That's okay. I've been in danger lots of times since I met you.

I know, and most of that is my fault.

I feel responsible for you when you're around, Hudson.

I don't want to be the reason you might get hurt.

Are you saying you don't want to hang around with me anymore?

Help! Help!

Hey, look out.Hudson.

We have to do something.

Stay here, I've got this. You, you're coming with me.

Whoa. Hey.

Whoa!

Hang on.

Gotcha.

Are you okay?

Owen. That was amazing. Can you do that

every 20 minutes, from open to close?

Yeah, right. You're serious?

Mr. Masrani, I'm an animal behaviorist, not a stuntman.

No one who works for you is qualified

to do what you're asking.

Everything you're having them build

is one gust from collapsing.

This is a bad idea.

Look, here, Owen, I need everyone on board

to make this event truly spectacular.

And that includes you.

No. Not me.

I can't go along with your wacky ideas anymore.

You're crazy, and I quit.

Owen. No.

You can't quit, because I quit first.

Wait, I can't quit. This is my park.

I'm re-hired. Okay, but I want a larger office.

Done. Now that that's taken care of,

Owen, you're fired.

Owen. I demand you come back to work

so I can fire you.

Ooh.

He doesn't pay me enough for this.

Me either.

Danny's Lair.

Meet in the alley

behind Main Street right away. And bring the package.

The package? But I just got it...

Danny? Danny?

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

I'm good. No, no.

Next!

No, no, no, no, no! Over the dinosaurs.

Let me show you.

All right, outta my way.

Whoa, ha.

Yahoo!

Doesn't matter if you do it right,

as long as it's extreme, get it?