Occidental

Are you there?

Hey!

Come on, open up!

Your bullshit literally hurts me.

Come on, open up.

Please, stop this. It's not funny.

Come on, open up!

Can we get out of here please?

Please, open up, please.

Come on!

I'm gonna tell you the truth. I don't care.

I remember, it was the night of that huge protest.

Khaled was being yelled at by Diana,

and so I was alone at the front desk.

Just then an Italian came in...

One million protesters in the capital...

...so, so handsome...

Don't you think...? No, no, no, pardon me.

Between 300,000 and 450,000 in Paris,

according to the Minister of the Interior...

I remember I wanted to run my fingers through his hair,

to caress the yellow fur on his coat...

...When are you coming back from Turin?

We'll celebrate when you get here.

Let's go out somewhere...

and have some drinks.

He was really my type of guy...

Upon arriving at the front desk, he asked me for the wedding suite,

and a friend of his arrived...

Then they went up to the room to do... whatever they had to do.

Good evening. Good evening.

I booked a room for two. Your name?

Armani.

Of course.

Our notorious honeymoon suite. Yes.

350 euros.

Please fill out this form and your passport, please.

How about yours?

My what? Your name.

Romy.

Thank you.

I love Italy.

I've been several times.

Is that so? Yeah.

I visited Rome.

Roma...

How beautiful.

And Florence... Firenze.

Yes, how beautiful, Firenze.

What I preferred was Sicily.

I went to Palermo.

There were gray rocks, very gray,

and the blue sea.

Very, very blue, the horizon and all that, it was very...

beautiful.

I was wondering...

Romy...

Are you mean, just pretending to be nice to me?

Or are you nice to me, but you want to be mean?

Neither.

Why do you smile when you say no?

He's waiting for you in the office.

Hotel Occidental, good evening.

Sorry.

My name is Gigi L'Amoroso.

Three guests for the 29th, got it.

Very well, thank you, bye.

I'm not here to play bad cop.

Don't think I enjoy it.

I was just doing room service. And you wanted to do that guy?

What if someone robs the front desk while you're having fun?

Do you need my help?

That's not the issue.

It's leaving your station for your own interest

lying to your coworkers.

But...

You OK?

This is our only suite.

So you're full?

We're off-peak but we're doing fine.

We have one British group on the third floor,

and...

How many on the third floor? Four, I think.

Okay...

Eight, with us that makes ten, so nothing interesting on the second floor.

Pardon me?

Sorry, wrong room.

Just can't be on time, can you? Oh, come on!

So this is your Hotel Occipital?

Occidental.

Same thing.

It's quite empty.

It's off-peak season.

Do you want the kinky eyes you were giving the receptionist?

You shouldn't give out information about the hotel.

Eighty percent of customers steal from hotels.

Even a bathrobe is stealing. Just be friendly.

They were classy, they didn't try to bargain.

Didn't they ask for twin beds?

Um hello, they can both sleep in the honeymoon suite.

They'll come down and ask for twin beds.

'-What about Khaled? '-Phone! Um hello?

Hotel Occidental, hello. I mean good evening.

I think I offended her.

I didn't want to say I'm ungrateful.

What did she tell you? Nothing. I don't know what to do.

And she's staying tonight. I don't know what's gotten into her.

There's always a reason behind her actions.

She really sniffs people out.

Come on, she's not a dog.

I was talking about women's intuition!

Guys never get it.

What?

Do you have a minute?

Its nice of you to not fire Khaled.

It's not his fault, he's like my boyfriend, a bit autistic.

He doesn't speak.

I don't want an epistolary relationship.

Episodic... Every time I want to break up,

he texts me love declarations.

Of course, I give in and we start again. That's how he is.

By the way, I'm staying here tonight.

Why are you upset?

What do you want me to say?

Stop giving my words a double meaning.

I'm not, you're the one talking.

That's no way to live life.

When you're a manager, you'll make choices too.

Work all the time like you do? Not me.

Out!

" Do you think I didn't get it? "

If you don't think I know what you're up to, you're wrong.

I advise you to leave.

Excuse me?

Romy, can you take care of him? With pleasure.

I think you're the one who's wrong.

Yes, sir?

Can you change this? Yes.

Coca Cola.

May I pick up the phone?

Yes, of course.

Hotel Occidental, good evening.

Yes.

You have matured so much.

So much more grown up than you were in the photos.

Do you want to sit? Yes.

Do you want a table?

Yes, please take a seat.

I'll come with you.

We have a lot of things...

for lunch. You can...

You can have cocktails. Okay.

You have the entire list here.

Thank you. Order something.

No thanks, I'm not hungry.

We have snacks. I'm not hungry, thanks.

Ma'am?

Our guest is waiting for you to fix his curtain.

Yes!

Can you take care of it?

I'm the receptionist.

Khaled, please take care of it.

Don't be difficult, please.

What would you like? I'm not hungry.

Not even a small salad? No, I'll just have a drink.

Look, there's a little cheese sandwich.

I'm not hungry.

Do you have plans for tonight?

Going out? Don't know yet.

Maybe we could, I don't know...

Go to the movies?

I have a boss, too, you know.

Could I get some more change, please?

Again?

I'm...

I'm very thirsty.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Let's go Okay.

Khaled?

Khaled!

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm here!

Good evening, ma'am.

Good evening.

Is everything okay, ma'am?

I'm calling the cops.

Why?

There was some story about a pink bag that was lost.

The Italians came down several times,

going back and forth,

I don't know what they were doing together,

maybe….

Diana said they were drinking Coke,

and Italians don't drink Coke.

She was a little racist.

He sometimes dropped his accent,

that was weird but it can happen.

Thank you, sir.

Sure, I called the cops.