Detective Conan (名探偵コナン)

Mori Detective Agency

You're such an annoying brat!

You're acting suspicious.

There's nothing suspicious about me!

Th-That's...

"Toyoko's monja restaurant in Tsukishima."

"I hereby invite my beloved detective Mori Kogoro-sensei to my restaurant."

"Signed, Toyoko."

It's an invitation from a fan.

So you trim your nose hairs to go eat monja in Tsukishima?

It's my first time meeting her. I want to look nice.

You mean perving on someone you're meeting for the first time?

Perving?

Honestly, there's a little bit of that.

So you admit it.

I do.

I want monja, too.

What?

Right now at this moment, light pierces the darkness!

Overcome all limits with your cool reasoning skills!

Kogoro is invited out for monja and is hired by an unexpected client!

Always determining the one truth

with the body of a child and the mind of an adult,

his name is Detective Conan!

The Tokyo Barls Collection

"The Tokyo Barls Collection!"

Let's see...

It's this way.

I want the deluxe gizzard and garlic monja with cheese.

You idiot. Monja aren't supposed to be so luxurious.

Monja are a simple food.

That's an old-fashioned way of thinking.

It's just down that alleyway.

What the hell is that?

Looks like Toyoko-san's restaurant is over there.

Toyoko's Restaurant

What is that old woman doing?

How rude! Who the hell are you?

Are you the famous detective Mori Kogoro-sensei?

I am indeed the super famous detective Mori Kogoro.

My, my. One moment, please.

What?

Does she work here?

Excuse us.

Excuse me.

Oh, my. I'm Toyoko.

I received your invitation.

I'm the great detective...

Mori Kogoro...

Mister!

Oh, my.

I don't believe it.

The great detective Mori-sensei is overwhelmed by my beauty.

I don't think that's it.

Ow.

I'm so upset!

Only the great river can heal the wounds on my heart.

The great river has always healed my heart.

The great river?

The Sumida River has always healed my heart.

Sumida River, please soothe this broken heart.

Ouch...

Kid, where's the old woman?

She said something about being upset and went to the Sumida River.

Sumida River?

What?!

Was she so upset by my rejection that she's jumping into the Sumida River?

No way.

There she is.

She's doing that weird dance again.

I used be a dancer at the big theater in Ginza.

What?

The big theater in Ginza.

Heard of it?

The big theater in Ginza?

Come to think of it, I heard there used to be a place like that.

It looked something like this,

and featured long lines of beautiful girls dancing.

We can continue our conversation over monja.

Toyoko's Restaurant

It's good!

Is it? That's good.

Eat all you'd like.

Monja and draft beer in the afternoon...

This is great!

I think I'll have some, too.

It's good. Go, me.

Tokyo Barls Collection?

What's that?

What's wrong, ma'am?

I can't breathe...

Hey, are you okay? Pull yourself together!

Mister, water!

Have some water.

Calm down. Drink slowly.

Are you okay, ma'am?

What's this?

The core of a cabbage?

S-Someone was...

Someone was trying to kill me!

They put the core of a cabbage in my monja!

What?!

I know who the culprit is!

The culprit?

Calm down, ma'am.

It was one of my childhood friends.

What?

They called us the Bufu'usu of Tsukishima.

Tsu-Tsukishima's...

Bufu'usu?

Busujima Toyoko (75)

I, Busujima Toyoko, was Bu.

Fuda Eiko (75)

Fuda Eiko was Fu.

Ugajin Kyoko (74)

Ugajin Kyoko was U.

Suo Yuko (75)

Suo Yuko was Su.

Modern women are no good.

They don't drink skim milk with their school lunches.

Those children know nothing of war.

I heard they don't do that at schools anymore.

Don't do what?

Carry firewood while studying, like Ikkyu-san.

That guy who came up with the crying nightingale Jomon culture?

What? Jomon culture?

Bu, you're always showing off your intellect

since you're the only one who attended high school.

Yeah.

You've got a big head just because we didn't complete

our compulsory education to your satisfaction.

I'm stuffing myself until I'm full of this shit!

Me, too!

Don't stuff yourselves with shit!

It must've been one of them.

What?

I'm sorry.

Mid-century women can't help but speak their minds.

I understand.

It's your age that makes you say that.

No, you don't. Your age doesn't make you say anything.

Detective Mori Kogoro-sensei.

Huh?

Could you investigate this case?

What?

Here's your pay.

I accept!

Will suspect #1, Fuda Eiko-san, also known as Fu of Tsukishima,

really appear on the bullet train platform at Tokyo Station?

According to Toyoko-san, also known as Bu of Tsukishima.

I-Is that her?

Fu of Tsukishima?

Excuse me.

Are you Fuda Eiko-san, also known as Fu of Tsukishima?

You're here about Bu.

How did you know?

Did she die?

Not yet.

That Bu of Tsukishima is as tough as ever.

Do you resent her for some reason?

Of course I do.

During middle school, I was dating ping pong team captain Cho-kun...

Let him break up with Eiko, let him break up with Eiko.

Break up with Eiko, break up with Eiko.

Break up, break up, break up, break up, break up, break up.

Fine, I'll do it! I'll break up with Eiko!

I see. I'm sorry about—

Huh?