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Maybe you know him.
I hope you know him from such excellent shows as
"United Shades of America,"
host, writer, comedian, W. Kamau Bell.
I bumped into him in the CNN "C" room recently
fondling his Emmy, and I asked him,
"Kamau, if you could go anywhere on Earth
"for, like, a mash-up episode of my show and yours,
where would that be?"
He said Kenya.
So here we are,
"United Shades Unknown" or "Parts United."
Scratch that. That... that doesn't sound good.
"America's Shadiest Parts."
No, no, that doesn't work either.
"Unknown Shades of"...
First time on this continent.
Yes.
- I'm gonna be teasing you relentlessly about this,
- by the way. - That's fine.
Please, please, please, yeah.
As an African-American,
there's a lot of talk about going back to this thing
of the "motherland."
- And that... it... seriously radicalizing experience
for African-American comics who come here before.
- Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Life changing.
So we shall see.
- I mean, even walking through the streets,
like, I have this feeling of, like,
when I moved from Chicago to Oakland.
You know, you hear about Oakland being this black city...
- Uh-huh. - And you get there
and it's like, I got these black people here
- but it's not like... - Uh-huh.
- This is what I imagined Oakland was gonna be like.
- This is like... this feels like this is black, you know?
- Nairobi means "cool water" in Maasai.
It's the capital of Kenya with 6.5 million people
living in the metro area.
It grew up around a British railroad depot
during the colonial era,
halfway between other British interests in Uganda
and the coastal port of Mombasa.
- I will admit to a weird, frankly unlovely sense
of been here, done that.
It's not a good look for me, I know,
but there's a mischievous curiosity tucked away
in some poisonous part of my brain
that's dying to see how Kamau handles the heat,
the spice, the crowds,
the overwhelming rush of a whole new world,
because that's what it is first time.
This ain't Berkeley.
Wah!
- I'm already happy. - I'm pretty happy
because I've seen this scene so many times on your show.
I finally get to be in this scene of
this is gonna be good.
- I mean, you have a Kenyan name.
- Yes. My parents met in East Palo Alto, California.
You know, this is like the late '60s,
starting to be the early '70s,
so post the Civil Rights movement
but that point where black people were starting to, like,
really like want a connection to the motherland.
And in East Palo Alto, there was this push
towards naming it Nairobi,
Nairobi, California.
Back then, people were like, we need to be associated with,
like, an example of African culture that is winning.
At that point, Kenya was looked at as being winning
'cause they had just kicked out the Brits,
and there was all this sort of like, you know,
we need to start a whole new culture and a new government.
They started, like, a community college
that's in people's houses and in basements
and in storefronts.
And I was the first baby born to one of the heads of the council
apparently,
and apparently, there was, like, a whole ceremony,
lasted eight days and, you know, "Ahh."
Like, you know, I picture it like "The Lion King."
I don't know, there's no pictures.
Tilapia from Lake Naivasha
fried, then cooked with tomato and spices.
Served up right on the bone
with an ice-cold Tusker.
And yet, a proud Kenyan name.
Given your background, why so long? Why...
What took you so long, man?
- I was waiting for an invitation,
- the right invitation. - I mean, what... what...
Was there any concern you would be disappointed?
- I think as a black American, I'm still wrestling
with my African-American identity sometimes,
and I'm still wondering, am I doing right by this culture
and does this culture think I'm doing right by them?
That's why I don't want to walk around like,
"I'm home!"
I also think that, like, a lot of times blacks in America
heavily struggle with that aspect of identity.
What does it mean to be black in America?
I'm like, I fought hard to claim this identity.
It's exhausting, you know.
Am I ready to start with a new one? I don't know yet.
- Well, we'll see in a... - We'll see in a week
when you head back.
Exactly, yeah.
Shit runs deep here.
Meaning, best scientists can tell,
it all started for us in this neighborhood.
Tribes of hunter-gatherers,
the Bantu and Nilotic peoples,
Arab and Persian traders,
the Portuguese merchants, the Omani
all left their mark.
But the British Empire's hold from 1895 to 1964
is perhaps most deeply felt.
The British system of education,
governance, justice, along with,
to a certain extent, its values
were imposed on a native people
and laid, for better and worse,
much of the foundation for modern Kenya.
It did abolish slavery, for instance.
It did build a modern infrastructure.
It was also completely and fundamentally
exploitative, often violent,
and well, racist,
favoring white settlers, land owners,
and foreign entrepreneurs in every possible way.
Kenya existed to make white people from far away
rich.
But in 1963 Kenya won its independence
and elected its first president,
Jomo Kenyatta.
And since that time, has fought an uphill battle
to shake the last vestiges of colonial rule
while hanging onto what worked.
Things are, by most accounts, going well.
Today's Kenya is phenomenally beautiful.
There is a growing middle class,
a highly rated educational system,
and an enthusiastic
and multilingual professional sector,
which is to say this is decidedly not a shithole.
There are poor people here
just like there's poor people anywhere else.
Kenya is as distinct and different
from other nations in Africa
as Texas is from Mars,
with its own problems and its own kinds of awesomeness.
It's dynamic, it's changing, and it's incredible.
Kenya, by Kenyans, for Kenyans.
But hurdles exist;
bizarre, almost surreal ones, in this case.
Mitumba, for instance,
also known as the clothing of dead white people.
- 70% of Africans are wearing secondhand clothes.
We can just make our own clothes
and make them cheap enough
and make the money and keep the money.
There's also the issue of dignity.
We have underwear coming in. We have...
- Underwear? - Yeah.
- Like poor people like... like living in Kibera and stuff...
They wear secondhand underwear.
- It's not cool. - Well, there's a big market
for that in Japan.
- Oh, but like for other reasons.
- Njeri Gikera is the owner of ChilliMango,
and all-Kenyan street wear company.
Melissa Mbugua is a managing director
at a creative consulting firm.
As I understand it,
there used to be 500,000 manufacturing jobs in Kenya,
textile manufacturing,
and there's now 20,000.
- Before the '80s, we had a booming textile industry...
- Right. - That could employ
500,000 people, but now in the '80s,
when the introduced the free trade,
we got all this... all the secondhand clothes
coming into the country.
Before that, they were actually for charity.
They were meant for the poor people.
Here's how it works.
Your pants or your t-shirt get old or boring.
So being a good-hearted soul, rather than throw them out
you drop them in a charity box
assuming they'll go to someone who needs them.
But no.
In fact, that charity sells your pants and your t-shirt
along with a whole lot of other clothes in bulk
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