Old Boy (Lao Nan Hai / 老男孩)

You're the one suspecting. Now you're also the one not believing it.

What can I say?

Yet another one. Is there no end to this?

How can I clean up like this? Honestly.

Legs up. Thank you.

Auntie, it's so late. Why don't you go home?

I have to clean up.

Come another day to discuss life and dreams with him. Legs up.

How can I leave before he explains to me?

Explain what to you? What do you want him to explain to you?

He is only wearing shorts right now.

You came dressed like this to find a man who's only wearing shorts.

Is that appropriate? Can he explain himself?

You even brought wine. There must be something else on your mind.

Why don't you come again tomorrow?

Wu Zheng, do something.

I don't call the shots now.

She's going to stay at your house like this?

He carried her home.

I carried her home.

I can carry her here so I can carry you away.

Go.

Wu Zheng!

Kid!

Hello? You are Lin Xiao Ou's friend, right?

Who are you? Where's Lin Xiao Ou? What have you done to her?

What have I done to her? Why don't you ask what she's done to me?

I'm her student's parent.

You must be that undependable airline captain.

You must be that unscrupulous lawyer.

Why do you have Lin Xiao Ou's phone? Have her come to the phone.

She can't right now.

She's lying on my sofa in a drunken stupor.

Why did you force her to drink so much?

This may be a vulnerable period for her but you can't swoop in while she's weak.

You're a lawyer. You know the emphasis on evidence.

Did you see me force her to drink?

Did you see me having improper thoughts about her?

If I had any desires for anybody, they wouldn't be for her.

All right. Send me your address. I'll come get her right away.

- Just wait. - You wait!

This is quite a high-tech phone.

Why am I here?

You're up?

- Why are you here? - I...

I'm at my house.

You... Where should I start?

You're taking so long to get over your breakup.

You even drank yourself into this state.

You even dragged a student drinking with you.

You're really something.

- Where's Xiao Han? - Don't worry about him for now.

Don't you have something to say to me? Say it.

I don't have anything to say to you.

There is truth in a drunken man's words.

I'll give you 10 minutes. Talk.

The mood is quite strange.

What's going on?

It's a bit hot.

Hot?

How come my teacher moved to the other side?

How come she moved to the other side?

She might be a bit too far gone.

How about this?

Take this sprayer and spray some water on your teacher's face.

Then she might wake up.

Come off it.

Once a teacher, always... a mother!

How can I spray something at my mother's face?

- Are you spraying? - No.

- If you don't, I'll do it. - Do it.

You think I won't?

You two... are really something!

What's next?

You have a low tolerance for alcohol but still went out drinking.

You'll cause social instability.

Listen up.

One of you is going to work and the other is going to school tomorrow.

Both are going back to school!

- Why? We're doing great! - Why? We're doing great!

You've even formed an alliance? Fine.

Xiao Han doesn't want to go to school and wants to enter the workforce. Sure.

You can be his witness.

Clean this house now.

How can you expect to take on the world if you can't manage this house?

- Who's that? - See? There's no end to your pursuers.

Who's here?

I bet it's the unscrupulous lawyer.

- Who's the unscrupulous lawyer? - Where's Lin Xiao Ou?

Is Lin Xiao Ou here?

Xiao Ou, what are you doing here?

- You... - I don't know either.

What are you all doing?

There's wine and chocolate. You three are quite romantic.

I'm not part of it. It was brought here by Wu Zheng's romantic pursuer.

She later saw Sis Xiao Ou passed out here, was displeased and left.

What were you two doing that displeased her?

How come you came?

You're plastered. Who would take you home if I didn't come?

This is what happened today.

I quit my job and she quit her job.

Then we ran into each other and went to dinner.

She got drunk. I told her to go home but she wouldn't.

She insisted on coming to talk to Wu Zheng.

Enough. Don't take advantage of the situation.

You were calling her a mother earlier. Now you've dropped the honorifics.

That was a quick change.

You're not a teacher anymore. Why are you still mixed up in their business?

Lower your voice. I can hear you.

Stop interrogating like a lawyer. We're all friends.

Give him your business card. It'll come in handy for him.

He has lawsuits written all over his forehead.

That looks true to me.

Call the police for emergencies. Call me for legal disputes.

Take it.

That's such a hurtful assessment.

How do I have lawsuits written all over my forehead?

Give me an explanation now.

Weren't you working late today?

How come you quit? How come you got drunk?

How come you went to someone else's house after you got drunk?

I don't know why either.

I was lying on his sofa when I woke up.

Didn't I tell you already? It was Xiao Han who carried me there.

How come you didn't think to come home when you were drunk?

I'll be honest with you.

Every time I talk to you and look into your eyes

I keep seeing your brother sneering at me.

I can't stand it.

This must be hard on you.

It seems you haven't gotten over it yet.

You think?

You even have to rest for two weeks when you get double eyelid surgery.

A knife was stabbed in my heart. How could I recover so quickly?

Hey, my double eyelids are natural. I was born with them.

Don't go making things up.

You really are drunk.

Take a nap. I'll wake you when we're home.

It stinks.

Stinks.

Who brought her home?

Hurry up and clean.

When you're done mopping, scrub with dishwashing liquid.

Scrub all the cracks.

The school of hard knocks has taught you a lot, hasn't it?

I thought you could take care of me to an old age.

I didn't think you'd be fired by Luo Xiang so soon.

You're really something.

I'm not working in show biz anymore!

I'm going to try out other businesses.

What other businesses? You should go back to school.

Being uneducated is the most dreadful thing.

Education? A diploma isn't the only way to measure one's abilities.

Look at Bill Gates.

Did he graduate from college? No.

But he still attained success and recognition.

He's a marvel.

You're no Bill Gates.

Tests are the most fair.

Don't believe that all roads lead to Rome.

That proverb only sounds good.

Yes, I get it.

I don't have any outstanding talents

or an outstanding dad.

That's why it seems I have no hope at all

but I have time.

- I'm young. - Get mopping.

- I'm not done yet. - Who told you to stop?

I have time to take detours.

Why don't I learn to be a pilot like you?

Do you think flying planes is easy?

Pilots don't need to be cultured.

Pilots need wisdom, agility

intelligence, adaptability, and physical strength.

With the way you are, the plane won't be able to fly.

Weren't you going to work at another airline?

Who says I'm going to another airline? I'm not going anymore.

I'm staying here.

Didn't know, did you? I wasn't going to tell you.

Not leaving? Who are you staying for?

In any case, not for you.

There are too many things I haven't learned yet.

I'm not uneducated like you.

Go away. Go.

Go clean.

No sleeping until it's clean.

There is truth in a drunken man's words.

I'll give you 10 minutes. Talk.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Sober now?

You had a fight with your boss on the first day of work.

Didn't you say the boss looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro?

How come you fought? You should've ran into his arms.

Run into his arms?

It's no skin off my back not working for a company that knows no limits.

Just two days ago, you vowed, "I'm going to be a great translator!"

What are your future plans?

I'll worry about that tomorrow.

I'm going to sleep.

I still think you're better suited to be a teacher. Go back to teaching tomorrow.