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"HOME IS WHERE THE HEAT IS"

SO WHEN DID YOU GET IN?

THIS MORNING.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

TO GET MY 10 DAYS IN.

OH.

AND TO SEE YOU.

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

SO WHAT IS THIS?

DIPPING YOUR FEET INTO THE WATER

TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO JUMP IN?

NO. IT'S UH, I DUNNO WHAT IT IS.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE HERE AND I'M HERE

AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO SEE ME.

SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STANDING ON THE JETTY

LIKE THE COVER OF A ROMANCE NOVEL?

SO I CAN JUMP IN YOUR ARMS

AND PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING IS THE WAY IT WAS?

WAIT A SECOND HERE.

CAN WE START ALL OVER AGAIN, PLEASE?

WANNA GO BACK TO YOUR TOWER AND I'LL SURF IN A WIPE OUT.

AND YOU CAN DECIDE WHETHER YOU WANT TO SAVE ME

OR LET ME DROWN.

WOULD YOU SAVE ME, C.J.?

THAT DEPENDS.

ON WHAT?

IF YOU REALLY NEEDED ME.

OH, WANNA GET SOME POPCORN THERE?

SURE.

OH, YEAH. CHECK THAT OUT.

FORTUNE TELLING.

AND IT'LL BE OKAY.

REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.

-SURE, NO PROBLEM. - THANKS.

HI. YOU WANT YOUR FORTUNE READ?

YEAH, DEFINITELY.

-OKAY. HERE, SHAKE THE BAG. -

THERE WE GO.

WATCH, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I SEE YOU'RE A SUPER ACHIEVER.

YOU SET HIGH GOALS FOR YOURSELF,

AND I SEE THAT IF YOU STAY FOCUSED,

THINGS WILL WORK OUT OKAY.

UH, HOBIE, COME ON. LET'S GO.

HOLD ON. HE'S NOT DONE, YET.

COME ON. FORTUNE TELLING'S STUPID. IT'S A RIP OFF.

- HEY. -LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE.

IN A MINUTE.

I'LL, I'LL MEET YOU AT MUSCLE BEACH, OKAY?

-GO AROUND. -ALL RIGHT.

HEY.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

LET'S GO, MAN.

WHAT'S A MATTER, NOT HAPPY TO SEE ME?

LET ME GO!

IF I'D HAVE PUT A LEASH ON YOU

AND YOU'D LEAD ME TO THAT DEAD BEAT MOTHER OF YOURS.

THAT'S GONNA ADD ANOTHER 50 TO THE 800

SHE ALREADY OWES ME!

SEEN A LITTLE GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR?

NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER, MAN. SORRY.

LET ME GO.

PUT ME DOWN!

LET GO OF ME!

PUT ME DOWN!

SO WHERE IS YOUR MAGNIFICENT MOTHER?

DEAD. SHE DIED IN A CAR CRASH.

OH, YOU ARE GOOD.

BEST LITTLE CON ARTIST I EVER MET.

BUT IT'S TRUE.

00 IN THE MORNING.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, CHECK THE HALL OF RECORDS.

SO YOU'RE AN ORPHAN NOW?

JOEY, JOEY. YOU COULD COME AND LIVE WITH ME.

YOU KNOW I ALWAYS TAKE IN RUNAWAYS AND OUTCASTS.

YEAH, AND MAKE THEM STEAL FOR YOU.

THEY REPAY MY KINDNESS.

JUST LIKE YOU NEED TO REPAY THE 800 BUCKS

YOUR MOTHER RIPPED OFF ME.

LIVIN' WITH US IS BETTER THAN A FOSTER HOME.

WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO A FOSTER HOME. I'M BEING ADOPTED.

WHO'D ADOPT YOU?

A LIFEGUARD. HIS NAME IS MITCH BUCHANNON.

SO IF YOU TRY TO HURT ME--

BUCHANNON, YEAH.

SEMI-TALL, DISGUSTINGLY GOOD-LOOKING.

I KNOW WHO HE IS.

WELL, THEN I GUESS HE CAN PAY ME THE 800 DOLLARS.

NO!

IF HE'S GONNA BE YOU NEW DADDY,

HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OLD DEBTS.

THAT COULD RUIN THE ADOPTION. DON'T DO THAT!

TRAPPER, PLEASE!

WELL, THEN, I GUESS YOU CAN DO A LITTLE JOB FOR ME

AND REPAY THE DEBT YOURSELF.

NO. I DON'T DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE.

IT'S EITHER THAT, OR THE 800,

OR BYE BYE ADOPTION.

JOEY! JOEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

MEET ME ON PACIFIC NORTH SHORE OF THE MARINA CHANNEL

AT MIDNIGHT, OR I'LL COME AND SEE YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? WHO IS THAT?

IT, IT WAS JUST SOMEONE MY MOM USE TO KNOW.

COME ON.

GET OUTTA HERE.

IF I KNOW NEELY, SHE'LL SUE AND SHE'LL WIN.

NOT IF WE FIRE HER FOR JUST CAUSE.

SHE'S A QUALIFIED LIFEGUARD, STEPHANIE,

AND SHE CAN PROVE IT.

AND I CAN PROVE SHE'S A LOOSE CANNON

WHO JEOPARDIZES THE EFFICIENCY OF THIS DEPARTMENT.

HEY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO FIRE PEOPLE THESE DAYS

AND YOU KNOW IT.

I KNOW, I KNOW,

BUT WITH MATT BACK, YOU KNOW,

IT'S JUST GONNA BE HORRIFIC AROUND HERE.

I'LL HANDLE IT.

MATT'S PROBABLY GOING TO KILL ME

IF C.J. DOESN'T DO IT FIRST.

NOBODY'S GONNA KILL ANYBODY. I'LL HANDLE IT.

HOW?

THE OLD FASHIONED LIFEGUARD WAY.

AND RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT TO LEND MY EXPERTISE

TO THE SELECTION OF WALLPAPER FOR JOEY'S ROOM.

HEY.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DAD TO A LITTLE GIRL?

I LIKE IT.

HEY, CHECK THIS ONE OUT.

LITTLE OCEAN MOTIF. CALM, SOOTHING, BEAUTIFUL, HUH?

OH, COME ON, DAD. THAT ONE'S SORRY.

NOW, THIS ONE IS AWESOME, TOTALLY KILLER. CHECK IT OUT.

NO, NO. THAT PATTERN IS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO HAVE A PATTERN THAT'S CONTINUOUS.

THIS IS CONTINUOUS.

CONTINUOUSLY BORING, YEAH.

I MEAN, THIS ONE'S COOL. IT VIBRATES.

COME ON, LOOK AT IT.

I DON'T THINK JOEY WANTS HER ROOM TO VIBRATE.

LOOK AT THAT. ENERGETIC DURING THE DAY.

THEN, AT NIGHT, THE LIGHTS GO OFF. IT'S PERFECT.

I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON.

YOU KNOW, JOEY, I MEAN, IT IS YOUR ROOM.

WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE?

WELL, I KINDA LIKE THIS ONE.

THIS ONE? OH, THIS ONE'S GREAT. THIS IS PERFECT, HUH?

I REALLY DON'T NEED NEW WALLPAPER.

I DON'T EVEN NEED MY OWN ROOM. I CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

THAT WAY, I CAN GET UP AND MAKE BREAKFAST

WITHOUT BOTHERING YOU.

YOU'RE NOT A GUEST HERE, ANYMORE.

YOU'RE A PERMANENT RESIDENT.

NOT YET.

HEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE. ALL RIGHT?

I HOPE SO. I REALLY LOVE YOU BOTH.

WE LOVE YOU, TOO.

I'M KINDA TIRED. I THINK I'LL GO TO BED.

-GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.