The Good Wife

Bail is hereby denied.

This court is adjourned.

Peter didn't make bail.

My next guest has spent quality time with some

Of the biggest political names in chicago politics,

And she's working on a shocking tell-all book.

Please welcome amber madison.

Hi. Hi.

Hi, how are you? So nice to meet you.

So this d.A.... Mm-hmm.

Now, did he...?

Uh, state's attorney. Okay.

Right, whatever, this d.A....

so now,

Did he, um, suck on your toes

All the time or was that just, like, a one-time shot?

It was a... Two-time thing.

Chelsea: Well, of course,

I mean, once you shrimp on somebody once,

You kind of have to follow up with another sucking session.

And what's the most disgusting thing

That he ever asked you to do to him?

Uh, well...

Like really, really disgusting.

It wasn't the most disgusting,

But he...

Zach: Oh...

Alicia: Kids, breakfast!

This is something new

I found at the market.

It's called fruit.

I thought we'd give it a try this morning.

You're really happy this morning.

Yes, I started drinking earlier.

Okay, something is going on.

No, we just have to get to school.

Yeah.

Love you, mom.

Love you, too.

Woman: Look, amber madison is yesterday's news.

Thank you.

She'd say anything to sell a book.

It doesn't warrant a comment.

Man: Miss poole, he's not in court.

I put him in the jury room.

Thank you.

I don't think we'll need damage control.

It's just gossip page fodder.

I'm not getting political calls.

Who's he...? Golden: He's trying his wife.

I usually don't ask this, but how much is true?

From what I can tell, not much.

So what are we dealing with?

A call girl stretching her 15 minutes

To 20 or...?

Or...?

I had a married client who had a girlfriend

Who wouldn't go away. She kept making trouble

At inopportune moments.

We offered her money, a singing contract, everything.

It turns out she wanted

Something I couldn't offer her--

My client.

She was in love with him and she was bitter.

Is that a possibility here?

Why don't you ask him?

Peter: Yes.

This is her husband.

Could you tell her to call me as quickly as possible?

Thank you.

Are you okay? No.

That's good, the genuine is important right now. Kya.

Unless you can get me in touch with my wife,

I think you should shut up.

Your husband phoned.

My...? Oh, did he say what it was about?

No, but I-I think he thought you'd know what it was about.

Oh.

And someone from page six--

He phoned, wanting comment.

On?

He didn't say.

I don't think it was about a case.

Cary: Courtney,

You got a minute?

What's going on?

Courtney.

Just wait.

Chelsea: So now we're getting to a comfortable place. Thank you.

Now, what kind of code

Are we talking about here?

Uh, well, I would call peter's house

And hang up after one ring, and then he would know

That the next call was going to be from me.

Chelsea: Are you 14?

No, I mean, you're a call girl.

I mean, that just sounds pretty...

Anyway, so about that threesome...

Um, it was nothing.

It-- he said that it was the reason

That he came to me in the first place.

His wife wouldn't agree to a threesome.

I think he thought that she was a little...

Frigid. You can say it.

I mean, everyone-- I-I've seen her, I think she looks frigid.

I mean, I know frigid

And-- see, there's a lesson here for everybody.

When your spouse asks you for a threesome...

And he offered you a job, is that right?

Yes, on his campaign.

Um, he said that he was going to divorce his wife

And that I would work as part of his outreach for at-risk kids.

Chelsea: And you believed him?

I'm sorry, will and diane need you upstairs.

Amber: Peter was very compassionate,

Um, very loving,

A very, very good lover.

(paralegals murmuring and chuckling)

Diane: We need to do damage control.

Will: This is beyond damage control.

Diane: Don't let's get into that now, please.

What? We can't just let this sit.

You're like fletcher christian

Just itching to throw bligh overboard.

Yes, and mr. Christian was the hero.

Here.

Newscaster: Attorneys at stern, lockhart & gardner

Have had no comment on this latest embarrassment.

It appears that jonas stern's single car accident

Caused no injuries.

Stern, chicago's renowned civil rights attorney,

First gained notoriety

Crusading against police brutality in the 1970s.

It's unbelievable.

Guy hasn't stepped foot in the office for over a year...

I talked to his ex-wife.

Which one?

Cassandra.

She said spending so much time away mellowed him.

Yep, like rotting fruit.

Remember, he spoke at school?

He filled

Hart auditorium, diane, on-- what was it?

Universal jurisdiction.

Stern used a glass of water and a hammer

To demonstrate the difference between...

International norms versus state sovereignty.

Right, you were really into him.

I found him inspiring.

Will: Well, he wanted to thank you.

Me? Yeah.

The slip and fall, his daughter's defense.

I guess she spoke highly of you.

He's on his way over.

Oh, good, julius kreutzer has agreed to handle the dui.

Kreutzer? Great.

We'll need to enlarge the conference room.

He's the only lawyer I know

With an ego bigger than stern's.

We need this to go away quietly.

Diane, have you ever known stern to do anything quietly?

: Jeanette!

Oh, it's so good to see you!

Oh, baby.

How you doing?

Oh, you're as beautiful as ever, sweetheart.

Hey, mike, arnie, how you doing?

Good to see you.

Where the hell did we get that?

That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

But you haven't lived

Until you've ridden horseback at midnight

Across the timihani plateau.

Oh, my god.

Here.

Who buys this stuff?

My partners!

Hey. How are you, lovely?

So, have you two bankrupted us yet?

Nope, you're doing that all on your own.

Worry beads.

They were carved by a 70-year-old

Balinese woman.

Wear them,

And you'll never lose in court.

Thanks.

For you, my dear, a chinese perfume jar

Said to contain the soul of a ming dynasty poet.

Funny, I was looking for a ming poet at barneys.

Jonas, this is... So, where is

That jackass kreutzer?

Will: It's over, you know that.

I don't know anything.

His clients are going to mutiny.

Stern's clients understand

His proclivities.

It's a new economy, diane.

He's a managing partner, will.

It would take a vote

Of the general partnership to oust him.