Overbooked

Humans are like fishes

either you like them or you don't

fish have the advantage

first that they do not talk

and, second, that they taste delicious

something you can't say about every human

here you have plenty of time

and I love to bake

all you need for an exquisite creation

are the right ingredients

they don't have to be fresh

it all depends on the right mixture

to find the balance

to get the right proportions

that

is the high art of real baking

a lot of fish have passed me by

big ones, small ones and hunchbacks

and some of them stayed a little bit longer

before they vanished in the depths of the sea

but one thing always stays the same

only with the right bait

can you catch the nice, big ones

that's how it is

I am Stanislav Borg

I'm a lighthouse keeper

and I'm a gifted fisherman

Hi, this is the voicemail for Vanessa

I'm not available at the moment

I'm enjoying my vacation on the beach

leave a message after the beep

and I will call you back

Thanks...bye-bye!

whoever sees this here

please inform the police immediately!

I am being held captive in this lighthouse

and there is already a dead body

I fear the worst

hello

I have a room to rent

nothing but hot air

you can't manage anything

you fucking loser

you are and remain a dreamer

you have no idea

you waste your life with unnecessary, silly things

ah!

fucking women!

how I can help you?

I am looking for something exclusive

something for me

what's important is luxury, luxury, luxury... luxury

and not so alone

a few good, well-to-do men looking to marry are welcome

if you know what i mean

I think I have something just right for you

can't you watch where you're going?

these bums are everywhere these days

where is our dough

we're not going to let a little piece of shit like you

pull a fast one

give me ten days

give me ten days... I promise

your promises are worthless

in five days we want to see cash

and if you think you can fuck off

we will find you

five days

no, no, no, no.. to the resort, Svet Ivor

Svet Ivor

Svet Ivor

Svet Ivor?

Svet Ivor

oh my God! You frightened me

are you staff?

I'm looking for the resort

you don't understand? yes?

nothing capito?

probably a complete idiot like all the others

oh, you don't have to explain

I don't understand your mumbling anyway

idiot!

I understand you very well

I am the idiot who takes care of everything here

my name is Stanislav

I'll show you the room

What? What room?

this is a disaster

cozy, isn't it?

with sea view!

I must call the agency, immediately!

you don't want it?

njit, that's not possible

where I'm going there are palms, luxury

and many many lusty men

do you see anything like that here?

yeah, there must be a mistake

oh really?

are you going to fix this, or do I have to take care of it?

that's not possible

but you can gladly rent the room

rent?

I don't want to rent anything at all here

I want to get away from here, namely as fast as possible

please call a boat immediately to bring me away from here

a clean one, please!

that's not possible

you can't leave

the next boat is coming in a week

on the seventeenth

out of order?

the storm damaged the wire to the mainland

damaged?

I'll give you the room

for 100 € a night

do you want it now?

no!

I'm going to sue the agency so bad

see that!

the absolute nightmare!

filthy

run-down

primitive

in the middle of nowhere

what?

the boat. The boat there!

row me back

I'll pay you

that's not possible

100 €?

200?

300?

500!

200€, that's highway robbery!

I still need your passport

please sign in here, name, first name and residence

that's the law

everybody must be reported and registered properly

and how do you want to do that?

it's a matter of principle

I need something to clean

drop something?

five o'clock is tea time

John de Mar?

didn't checked out?

So! Vanessa

I'm sure that you have a lot of stories to tell

from your young life

say ...

your guestbook

i've noticed that the last guest didn't check out

is there still somebody else on the island?

or

did he depart early?

or died of boredom?

not of boredome

this is a joke, right?

in your bed

died?

two days ago

that was a joke

I just wanted to cheer you up a bit

he wanted to clear out

so I had to kill him

you really have a sick sense of humor

stupid joke

fucking women!

I was looking for a prince

and where did I end up?

What? What are you doing here?

I'm going to take a bath

A bath? Here?

you only rented the room

besides, there is only one bath

no one will believe me!

Hello

I have a reservation

you have to take off!

take off!

you have to take off!

up there?

Hey? Wait!

A boat!

stop! stop!

stop!

wait for me!

you did that on purpose

that was no accident!

I was in the shed

you want me to rot here

you haven't seen a woman for a long time?

and this guy?

I am Sebastian

I know you from somewhere

Right!

from the travel agency

can't you watch where you're going?

the bum!

You can't have booked the resort?

Resort?