Miss Granny (Su-sang-han geu-nyeo) (수상한 그녀)

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If a woman is equated as to a ball,

Teenage girl who've just bloomed are like basketballs.

Even if the ball bounce high in the air,

men will be reaching out to it ferociously.

Women in their 20's are like a rugby ball.

In order to grab the ball,

The men will tear each other like wolves.

This is also the moment wherein men fought desperately to get the ball.

In the 30s, the woman was just a Ping-Pong ball.

Although significant, the number of men who compete for the ball has reduced,

They only pay a decent amount of attention to the ball.

Middle-aged woman are like golf balls.

One ball, one guy.

The man who owns the ball,

will swing his stick and toss the ball as far as possible.

Women who have exceeded the age limit...

Judul Film: Miss Granny a.k.a Suspicious Girl.

Can only avoid the ball. Titles Movie: Suspicious Girl aka Miss Granny.

Judo Film: Miss Granny a.k.a Suspicious Girl.

Ageism - prejudice against the elderly.

When it comes to seniors,

there will be a couple prejudices against them.

Anyone wants to give an example?

The student who provide the most appropriate answer,

be excused from submitting the term end paper.

Wrinkles and hyper pigmented skin.

Even after dark, there are still lots pigmentation on the face.

Overpopulation

Isn't there too much seniors nowadays?

Heating.

The necessity of placing a heater for them in winter.

Tortoise. They are too slow.

They have some kind of a special smell.

My grandmother has a distinctive body odor.

Do not know shame.

I think seniors are really shameless.

Wrinkles, pigmentation, Tabgok Garden, Heating, tortoises, smell, shameless

You guys have so much opinions.

You think you're not going to grow old?

I'm not going to grow old.

I've already planned to kill myself when I turn 30 years old.

Why should I insist on living until the age 70 or 80 years?

At that time I told myself

I will kill myself before I turn 30 years old.

But my son was just growing up

And I've just started a life with my husband

before he was shot in a war in Germany.

What will happen to my son if I kill myself?

I think we've talked about this before.

He's too good looking.

Handsome guys are the first to die

But Hyun Chul my son, has grown well, right?

Of course!

He's a lecturer.

Just a lecturer?

He is a public university lecturer and gerontologist!

Of course I know.

This cafe was built by your son!

After he was able to get permission from the Mayor!

By the way, how come I haven't seen the Hospital Director's wife? It's always that vixen alone.

You haven't heard yet?

Her son sent her to a nursing home in some village.

But she did not have any problems.

After she brought up her grandchildren into adulthood, she's no longer useful.

Then what's the point of having a child for a the doctor?

He should be like my Hyun Chul, always respecting the elderlies.

Hyun Chul Hyun Chul!!

I'm getting sick of her calling Hyul Chul all the time.

You're in my area so you better watch your words, you chicken butt.

The Ban family is worth boasting! Do you know Secretary General Ban Ki Moon,

And the country's prestigious second son Hyun Chul Ban?

Aigoo, you raised such a great son, madam!

But how come you'd always wear those torn shoes?

Oppa! Oppa!

Look at this!

I just finished taking my passport photo. Aren't I beautiful?

Do you want a piece?

It's beautiful.

Beautiful my face! She obviously had that edited.

It's looks better in front of an altar table.

You want an coffee?

My son's in the America!

He'd always ask me if I want a plane ticket to get there.

Oppa, I want a glass of American coffee. Please make it thick.

American coffee?

This woman wants a glass of "American coffee".

I think you meant "Americano"!

Stop laughing already and give her a cup.

I don't want it anymore.

Who would drink coffee made by an old granny that's already moldy.

What's that smell?

I think it's coming from the smell of your bone loss.

The smell of rotten bones?

You're doing this because you have wrinkles on your face

You put a little powder, and spend hours putting on make-up.

What do people like you who still have not celebrated the 70th anniversary know?

Entering here like she's someone so big.

Aigoo... Aigoo...

Oppa! Oppa!

Let go of my hair!

Stop it, now.

I'm going to take care of this woman today!

Aigoo...

Bitch! Today is the day you die!

Me? Dying? You're the one who's dying today!

Did Mal Soon do this to you?

I told you, it's not her.

How come dad is always beaten up by her?

You treat that woman better than your own daughter!

If I had known..

What?

Also how old are you anyway?

Still doesn't use formal language with parents?

You should get married!

What's your life mission anyway? Stick to your dad forever?

You've come?

Sure.

You look much more handsome with a snub nose!

Shouldn't you apologize for what you did to him?

No one asked you to interfere anyway

You're going already? Wait until the prime time drama airs before you leave!

That grandmother's temper is so short!

Perhaps she's so bitter with life.

Why'd you always ruin our moment?

You don't know how good her heart is!

I don't want her as my in law!

I'm so afraid to marry because my in-law might be like her.

Shut up!

Then why do you spend so much money for blind dates?

Meeting in cafes but you only end up drinking coffee,

and then they never call you back.

You be careful now. You're turning 30 soon!

You'd better hurry up if you don't want to become someone else's mistress.

Hey, where are you going?

Mal Soon, wait up!

What's this?

Peaches? Aren't they supposed to be close?

How come she doesn't know that my dad's allergic to this?

Why didn't you stop me from hitting her?

But stopped it after I got hit?

Are you taking her side?

Whoa, the breeze is so nice!

Hold on tight! I'm stepping on the gas!

Aigoo, even a toddler can go faster than this!

Try stepping on the gas harder again!

What do you think, Seonbae?

This is the new band SYJ's promoting.

Pretty good, right?

What is the name of their group?

Sugar Girls.

Who's next?

Six Packs.

Really a lot of variations.

Producer Han doesn't like what he sees again?

"A song should not be sung by the appearance, but sung with soul!"

Did I say it right?

But youngsters don't understand what singing with soul means.

Why don't we make use of the songs of our old singers and make these kids lip sync?

That's an idea.

Why don't we try that.

Ae Ja! Ae Ja! How many times have I told you,

That's no way to make seafood soup.

Radishes should not be placed on the bottom. It's on top!

So that the radish will seep into the seafood.

Where are you going early in the morning?

I'm going to an audition.

Audition?

Didn't you promised me that you'd study first?

Why can't you be like your sister? She's been studying hard to find a decent job!

Why are you fighting early in the morning?

She was up all night watching dramas

Ban Ji Ha, are you looking for a fight?

Mother, I get money through music. I'm earning while she's still looking for work.

I've been suffering so much for your singing career.

Why are you scolding your son early in the morning?

Also, why are you talking about suffering?

Your husband receives a good pay. You stay at home and do chores.

Dear grandson, buy good food when hunger strikes, okay?

Thank you, Grandma.

- I'm going first! - Okay go

Mom..

Ji Ha needs to study and stop looking for work.

Let him be a singer

Didn't you notice, artists and singers promote our country overseas.

The government even awards them with medals!

But mom, you should let me be in charge of my children's education.

When I was raising your husband alone

His father was never there to raise him as the successful man that he is now!

When it comes to educating children, I'm much better than you.

Ae-ja, You better get a checkup in the hospital.

Honey...

What is it?

Nothing, it's alright.

Leave for work before you get late.

Be careful when driving, okay professor?

Yes, I'll go ahead.

Geez that boy

Your children's father leaving for work

But you're not saying a word? Is your tongue missing?