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Okay. Who had the veggie ramen?
That's me.
Okay, ramen, time to capture your beauty.
Perfect.
Can I borrow that really fast?
Fine, but give it right back, please.
I need to post that photo.
Yeah, yeah, man. I just got to check something.
Uh, ah-ha-ha! Yep!
He was replaced in the third movie.
See? Ice bear still right.
You just more right. Ha ha!
Grizz!
Don't worry!
See? Good as new.
Gee, thanks.
Ice bear wants more takoyaki.
The character's dreaming, but the writer's dreaming, too,
not dreaming that the writer's having a dream.
Aah! Oof!
Hey! Not cool, dude!
What's this song called again?
Ugh! Stop, grizz! Just let me see it.
I downloaded the app hummit for just this reason.
Okay, okay, but be quick.
Oh. No likes. Ice bear needs this.
Okay, just don't get it...
dude! Man, disgusting! What's your problem?!
What does a genie have to do with snakes? You guys, just give me back my phone!
Ice bear needs texting. No, just stop!
I'm almost finished with my level!
Seriously, guys, this isn't funny any more!
Just give it back!
Noooooooooo!
It's okay. You're safe now.
That is it!
You are now banned from borrowing my phone forever!
Whoa. Easy, panda. We're brothers.
We share everything. Well, not anymore!
I'm the one with the phone in this house.
It's my phone!
And I can't trust you two with it anymore!
That's so cool! It's a microphone!
Ugh. What are they doing up so early?
Oh, man, would you look...
Oh, morning.
What are you guys laughing about?
Oh, hey, man! Guess what.
We got new phones!
Huh?
Well, we felt bad about yesterday,
so we went out this morning
and got ourselves the coolest new phones.
It's the newest model, and it has some crazy features.
Like it has a built-in extendable selfie stick.
It's also super-flexible and waterproof.
Pretty amazing, right?
Yeah, it's super-cool that you guys have really sweet phones.
Oh, and that's not even the half of it.
It has these super-advanced security features, too.
Ice bear will demonstrate.
Beginning retina scan.
So cool, dude.
And not only does it have a "find your phone" feature,
but it has a "phone find you" feature.
We don't even know what that means!
Ah, isn't this great?
Yeah... Right.
Now... now we all have one.
Y-you have your new, shiny, fancy ones.
I have my... my old one.
Hey, guys, do you want to go to the mov...
Are you guys texting each other or something? Oh, we're not texting.
Well, what was that, then?
You mean that blob alert?
A blob? Is that, like, a... like a blog?
No, it's not.
See, I started a blob,
and people can join and share funny things, like videos and photos.
It's awesome. Yeah, man, you should download it!
Wha?
So, what's for dinner tonight, bros?
Um... Guys? Hello?
Don't worry your hungry little tummy.
I got this.
In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Hello!
One extra large half meaty supreme for Mr. grizzly.
That's me! Wait.
How did he get here so fast? You just ordered!
"It's this new app, pizzanow"... instant delivery.
Have a nice day, sir! Pretty sweet, huh?
Aah!
Aloha!
I have fresh, prepaid Hawaiian barbecue, straight from Maui.
Mahalo. Have a nice day!
I've lost my appetite.
I'm gonna go outside for a while.
All right, man, have fun.
Got it! Aah!
What just happened?! New app!
We programmed all our doors and windows.
See?
Okay, I'm done now.
Okay, seriously, you can go now.
Hello, sir. Aah!
Do you need help finding something?
Uh, yes, actually,
I would like to upgrade my phone to the newest model, please.
Oh, you mean the constellation x4000.
Yes! Yeah! That's the one that I want!
Unfortunately, we sold out of those this morning,
but our generic version, the comet x4000,
is still available, but all trades are final.
All trades final, huh?
What do you say, sir?
Yeah, let's do it.
Guys! Guys! Guess what.
Wha? I got a new phone, too!
Check it out... it's just like yours!
Now I can blop with you.
You mean blob? Yeah, yeah...
Wait. What?!
No! No, no, no, no! How can this be?!
Here, let me see it.
Hmm.
Hmm. What, what?
Bro?
Sorry, man. Your new phone's not legit.
It might even be worse than your old phone.
What happened to your old phone, anyway?
Gone... Can you get it back?
Nope. Bummer.
Oh.
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