The Legend of Vox Machina - Second Season

Ripped by - YoungJedi -

Friends, in recent weeks,

Tal'Dorei has been beset by evil,

wearing the faces of monsters and men.

I allowed strangers into our midst,

entrusting them with power they never should've had.

Vox Machina saved us from this threat.

My weakness put the realm in jeopardy.

But I vow never to allow that again.

And so, with humility, I hereby renounce the throne,

and cede the government to the council of Tal'Dorei.

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These wise patriots shall ensure...

Gods above us.

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What's going on?

It... it can't be.

Alarm bells!

I suddenly feel overdressed.

Um, is this part of the show?

I don't think so, buddy.

- The call to arms! - Everyone move!

Are those dragons?

Run!

The children, quick!

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Shit, the tower's gonna...

Time to go!

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Get the sovereign to safety!

He's not even sovereign anymore!

We need to get to safety!

Sovereign, what do we do?

Take Salda and the children.

Quickly, come!

Emon shall fall!

Get close to me!

Uriel?

Ah.

No!

Death has come for you.

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Pathetic.

Let me show you real power!

- No! -

Brother, are you all right?

Vax!

Incoming!

Look out! Everyone down!

Dragons.

Attacking together.

- Meet at my shop! - Right!

Stay safe, sister.

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Shit! Uh...

Everybody back up... slowly.

It must be...

ancient.

Delicious cattle.

Raishan enjoys the taste of fear.

You!

I've seen you.

Those are pretty.

But also...

ominous.

Intruders.

Fuck all this!

Time to rage!

Ooh, my favorite head-chopper!

Uh-oh.

I don't think so.

Is that your best?

Wait, it's got magic, too?!

Vex, you got a plan?

- Sure do. Grog! - Come on!

Heads up!

Uh... are we taking

the long way to Gilmore's or something?

Yes, because of that!

Uh, yeah, yeah, the long way sounds good.

People of Emon!

Thordak demands capitulation.

Submit to The Cinder King!

Get behind me!

- - Oh, no!

Hang on, Percy!

Everlight, please!

- Incoming... - Almost.

Pike, make it quick!

Okay, good to go!

Move, de Rolo!

Militia, fire!

- Run! -

First fucking door that actually helped us.

Your monuments shall fall!

Your civilization erased!

Hear me, insects.

You live out of mercy.

Fight or flee, and your forfeit that mercy.

A new age is upon you.

The rule of the Chroma Conclave.

It's... like the end of the world.

Not for us, Keyleth!

Sister! You made it.

And I'm so glad you're alive too, Scanlan.

Is that Gilmore's?!

Oh, gods.

Gilmore! Shaun!

Damn it! Where is he?

Hello?

Check everywhere!

Gilmore? Gilmore!

He's here!

Step back, Percy. I got this.

Don't move, old friend.

I thought I'd lost you.

Oh, it was very close.

Just let me gaze

into your brooding eyes before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

You're not going to die.

Not today.

I'm sorry.

The leg'll have to wait. I'm tapped out.

At least you healed my face.

That's the most important part anyway.

Well, second most important.

Everyone, take whatever you need.

Preferably discount item...

Oh, screw it!

Take it all, go!

All of these, thank you very much.

Uh-uh, Grog likes this belt.

- - Saw it first, Scan-Man.

- Oh... - Hey, finders keepers.

Oh, man.

A broom? Weak.

The fabled Lance of Dragon Slaying.

Of course.

Uh, that sounds close.

Oh, shit.

Gilmore, does this place have a back door?

In a manner of speaking.

Everyone, draw near!

Where's Scanlan?

Coming!

- Give me your hand! -

Yes! I'm alive.

Oh, Gilmore, I'd kiss you right now,