The Baby Doll Night (ليلة البيبي دول)

Subtitled at Lord Cinema production Iaboratories.

Translator Mutaz Mohamed Gobara.

Good evening, and welcome to our new episode.

Vey soon we will prod cast the new year's pam.

This new year's party will be in Egypt and will be a wondemul pam.

All our audience in Europe, America and the Arabian gulf will enjoy it.

2007 / 2008 new year's pam. Please stay with us.

One pill in an empty stomach, one hour before intercourse.

PreferabIy you be totalIy psychologicalIy relaxed.

Night ofthe baby doll.

No. French perfume? Buy her a Bottle of French pemume? This isn't convenient.

Do you know what dose an entire year mean? l haven't seen her since last year. Do you understand?

Vey decent.

Peace and god's mercy and blessings upon you. Mr. Hosam, right?

Awadin Alasyoty October war veteran arrested after his return from Afghanstan.

A huge money award from some organization for anybody who provides information about the terrorist Awadin Alasyoty.

l studied Arabic language vey well , so l can understand the Arabian world vey well.

Wondemull.

My grandfather was an Easter languages professor in Berlin.

During the Nazi rule.

That's a wonderful thing.

Fluency, reason, and also a broad.

What dose broad mean?

Mozza. It means, a beautiful woman. Asweet WOMan .

And not ''mooza'' which means banana.

-l see. -You are a chick.

-This chick. -Yes.

Has studied Koran, Sunna, And Shariaa.

Come on Sameeha, answer the phone.

Focus, Esam. Focus please.

You will revise the American delegation's passports.

You will go to the counter before the delegation.

Are you paying attention/

-Understood. -What are you waiting for?

Understood.

Miss Sarah Ebraham Shroder.

Head of the International Friendship and Peace organization.

Will arrive in Cairo today.

Welcome.

l swear to god, l will change evey thing in a second.

-No, please. All right. All right. -ln a second.

-All right. All right. -He is stupid.

A huge money reward for anybody who provides information about the terrorist Awadin Alasioty.

Have l became your big love?

Hey, uncle.

Of course you have became my big love, because since l saw you last year's eve my heart has been getting bigger.

Bye the way, how is your congressman relative doing? l have a wonderful project for him.

Where have you been? Why are you late?

ln the acadey. Where else would l be?

Didn't l tell you a million times to let go this acadey matter and focus on our bread winning job, doctor?

Rehersal

The Company is welcoming you to Cairo.

And saying mery new year.

And in this occasion, all ofyou are invited to the wedding of Kareema, and Esam.

l think evemhing is all right now. So please make Esam focus, and do all the procedures correctIy. Ok?

Evemhing will be all right. Thank you vey much.

Please, god.

Now give me the case.

You go the hotel, and l will go afteryou in a taxi.

Because l have a quick short trip to do, and...

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Mean while you house the delegation, and finish all the procedures. l don't want any confusions.

Where are you going?

Where am l going?

You taxi driver. What are you doing there?

-Hello, sir. l have a passenger... -Please, go to the taxi stop area. Move.

Yes, sir.

All right.

Drive on quickIy.

Hosam?

Shoky?

Follow this bus.

Do you like Shabolla?

l have no time for this. Get in the car.

Follow the bus, quickIy.

Long time no see, Hosam. l miss you too much.

l miss you even more, Shoky.

God bless you. Where too?

Do you see this tourism, bus?

What do you have to do with this bus?

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l want you to follow it.

God willing.

Wow. A coincidence can be better than a thousand appointments.

-l hate Israel and l would say it if l was asked. -Drop the volume ofthis thing, so you can hear me.

Man, l did some drugs, so l must listen to Shabola, to enjoy it.

Listen as you like, but don't loose this taxi.

-The taxi or the bus, man? -This taxi.

l hate Israel.

So, are you resident in Egypt, Syria or where?

ActualIy after y mother died, l settled here in Egypt. l don't go to _ria too much.

My consolations, Shoky.

Leave the newspapers, there is America's news in it.

What America? All l care about now is to know the news of the beloved, mother ofthe whole world.

lt's just like the rest of the Arab countries.

lfyou come after fim or hundred years you will see the same situation, the same ideas, and the same mentality.

Since the days of Mena who united the two regions, until Kasr Elneel year seventy.

lt's obvious that your morale and dreams are too low now.

Even though at collage days we thought that you will be a big stoy.

What stoy, man? l am ok as a taxi driver.

Vey ok.

lsn't better than being in the unemployment line?

That's a line from Alexandria to Aswan.

And still some people can't see that.

They want to demolish, and destroy tourism.

So the line gets longer and longer.

Like this terrorist Awadin.

lgnore the what the newspapers say, Hosam.

Awadin isn't a terrorist.

Hello.

l can't hear you will, sir.

What is that noise?

Drop the volume of that thing, so l can talk on the phone.

The thing is right here come and drop the volume your self.

l am not joking. Turn it of.

Hello.

Who is this, that person that you are transporting, while you left me in the airport?

Yes, sir. My colleague Hosam Elashy is with me in the taxi.

My colleague at collage days.

-l met him by coincidence. -All l care about now is to have the remote control in y hand.

All this fuss was about a TV remote control?

Where are the Americans going to stay, Hosam?

-ln Blaza hotel. -l will be in Blaza hotel after half an hour, sir. And l have the stuff with me.

Ok. At your service.

Awadin who is being called a terrorist is a graduate of engineering faculty, electronics department, Mr. Hosam.

He fought in 1 973 war, Afghanistan, and the Iraqi Iran war.

Awadin isn't a terrorist. He is a national hero.

Regardless our disagreement about Awadins character.

How do you know all that information?

Because ofthe demonstrations l was detained.

And inside the detention camp there were trouble, and bigger trouble.

Move.

So are you a brother, or a comrade?

l am a brother.

A brother.

So are you a brother or a comrade/

l am a comrade.

We are all comrades here. Right?

Are you a brother, or a comrade?

l am neither a brother, nor a comrade.

So you are with the investigation bureau.

And suddenly l met Awadin.

He had just arrived fromAfghanistan.

He had just arrived fromAfghanistan.

And after we were released from the detention camp, me and Awadin became dear friends.

l can't imagine that Awadin who almost got assassinated by the extremists turns into a terrorist.

That's a long stoy.

-Hello Shoky. -Hello uncle Awadin.

lraq? The Americans are butchering the Iraqis, and the Iraqis are butchering each other.

What are you going to do there?

l am confused. ActualIy an European agency has chosen me to be assistant to its correspondents there.

So l accepted it. l thought l should go to see the truth.

You have seen death like a hundred times in the wars that you have been in.

And now you are going to death by your own feet.

Shoky, nothing in the whole world has any taste anymore.

Ok, raise the cassette's volume as you please.

Mister, l told you that l did some drugs. Get out of my way.

And l am in a great mood.

Ok. Watch your way.

And why doesn't y way watch me?

After the Americans occupied Iraq and he saw what he saw.

Awadin changed.

-He became another human. -But attempting to demolish a tourism cruiser that all of it's passengers were civilians.

That makes him a terrorist.

Opression and tyranny, can make a man like Awadin become just like the media portraits him.

Listen, Shoky.

l am a tourism expert, not a political expert.

But the greatest crime that's being committed against humanity...

ls searching for excuses for terrorism.

What is your name?

Zaglool.

And those who loves me call me Aboelzagalil.

Ok, Aboelzagalil would you allow me to play the cassette for you?

Sure.

Here you go.

lt was them who hit it.

How many years have been under the pretext of terrorism.

What is the matter?

Where have l seen this face before.

l have seen you before.

l swear to god l have seen you before.

l will tell you where have you seen me before.

Please tell me, l don't want to keep thinking and get out of the mood.

You must have seen me when you went to renew your license.

Do you work in the traffic control?

l am general Radwan Aboelmagd.

And l am a nobody, sir. l am a bastard, sir.

l see that you don't like my opinion in Awadin, Shoky.

lt's not that l don't like it. To hear isn't like to suffer from it.

We all have suffered from it, man.

l personalIy has faced harassment by fanatic Americans.

Don't look at me like this, Don't misunderstand me.

l faced political harassment, not sexual harassment.

lt's advised to avoid any psychological excitement.

Nervousness and depression.

l swear thatyou don't think about anything but WOMen .

l swear that you started to get on my nenres.

See you tonight, god welling.

What are you thinking about?

lt's the first new years eve without Hosam.