Making Mr. Right

Man: And the winner is...

Gloria sanchez!

Congratulations, gloria sanchez!

Woman: That was the climactic moment last night

At the little miss havana pageant

As gloria sanchez won the crown.

And with election day only 4 Weeks away,

It was no surprise to see our very own handsome

Congressman steve marcus getting acquainted

With some of his voters.

Congressman marcus faces a tough fight

In one of the most closely contested races

In southern florida. The beauty contest,

Hosted by the council de cubanos americanos,

Attracted an enthusiastic crowd.

Festivities lasted all night with dancing till dawn.

Frankie!

Ohh...

Man: It's me!

Come on, frankie! Open up!

Frankie, I'm sorry.

I know I'm a little late,

But, you know, I was working.

You shoulda seen me.

I was great! You know how big

The cuban-American vote is down here,

And they love me!

Save it for miss little havana, steve.

Sir, chill out!

Aah!

Watch it!

Morning, pinky. Breakfast as usual,

Andget me a Cosmopolitan,

A Glamour, A New woman,

Complete woman, Working woman,

And Modern wrestler. You got it.

I'm in a hurry, so just send them up, ok?

Morning, bruce. Morning.

Meyerholtz group is still waiting on the promo copy.

Giraldi likes the slogan,

But he wants to delete the word "small."

He thinks it's a turnoff.

Ok, change it from "small enough to hold"

To "big enough to grab on to."

Frankie--

And dr. Ramdas and the n.A.S.A. People

Are offering you a rush job

On some project of theirs.

They're waiting for you in conference room b.

Excuse me, bruce, I have the floor.

Frankie, I didn't think that we were taking on

Any new clients until after the marcus campaign.

Thanks, suzy, but we just finished.

We did?

By the way, folks,

We're dropping congressman marcus.

We are? But why?

I don't understand.

Suzy, just burn the file

And bill him, ok?

And your mother called at 8:45,

9:00, 9:15--

Something about have you decided

On the lime green bows

Or the passion pink rhinestones

For your shoes for your sister's wedding?

Oh, god!

Tell her I'm coming barefoot--

In black.

Oh, wait. Hold?

Smile...

Perfect.

Sorry, gentlemen, to keep you waiting.

I'm always late, but I'm worth it.

Ok, boys.

Let's see what you've got.

Man: Chemtec gives us america's future today,

Bringing space inside the american home.

And now it is developing

Its most extraordinary creation yet,

The ulysses android,

Destined to revolutionize the american way of life.

Developed here at chemtec laboratory

Under my direct supervision,

Ulysses is the closest thing to man himself.

The future applications for such an android

Are virtually infinite:

Handling hazardous chemicals,

Detecting radiation,

Disarming explosives,

Fighting fires,

Test-Piloting new aircrafts,

And, of course, exploring space.

The awesome distances,

Prolonged periods of time, and tortuous confinement

Have made deep space exploration problematic

For the human pilot.

We believe the ulysses android

Is the answer.

Ok, I think I've seen enough. Bruce?

What do you think?

Well, it's not gonna win any oscars.

And what's more important,

We're losing our funding in congress.

That's why we came here.

We need to make people see

How important this project is.

Miss stone...

The ulysses android

Is an amazing piece of equipment.

Yeah, but...

I'm not used to promoting hardware, doctor.

I promote people.

Politicians, businessmen,

The occasional rock star.

Dr. Ramdas...

Do you know who controls most of america's tv dials

And buys 72% Of all magazines?

Women.

And if this publicity campaign is gonna work,

That, gentlemen, is your target group.

This sounds like something you could do

In, say, 35 Days?

Only if I can publicize the android My Way,

And that means full media saturation.

And I promise you, boys,

I'll have everyone in congress itching

To fund your program before you can say E.T.

Welcome to chemtec.

Parking in lot c.

Thanks.

Welcome to chemtec, miss stone.

Oh, dr. Ramdas, it's a pleasure.

Quite a facility you've got.

Well, thank you. It's the way

Of the future.

Your visitor's pass.

Would you follow me, please?

Sure.

Paging dr. Nipatoe.

Dr. Nipatoe to robotics, room d, please.

Dr. Nipatoe...

This is where ulysses was born.

In the future,

Making love will no longer be necessary

For the creation of life.

It can all be done far more efficiently

In the lab.

How romantic.

Of course, I myself

Prefer the old-Fashioned way.

Why don't you wait in here?

I'll see if dr. Peters is free.

I know he'd like to meet you.

Okey-Dokey.

Oh!

Oh, hi, you must be dr. Peters.

I'm frankie stone.

What do you call these?

What?

Oh--Wh-- What are you--

You've been in this lab too long, buddy!

Paging dr. Stevenson.