Greek

- I'm looking for a new job. - "Part-time cater-waiters."

Lana. What's it take for a guy to get your number?

The staff phone sheet. Too bad you quit.

Do you think you could trust him again?

I think I want to try.

I used to have so much fun with you.

Whenever I'm around you, it just

reminds me of all the bad crap I did to you

I'm not used to giving second chances.

And you won't regret it.

She's back with fisher and i'm still in the doghouse?

Jordan seems a little down.

I don't think she's very excited about school.

Can you help me carry some stuff in?

Of course.

Let me get that.

Awesome.

Got it.

Look like you need some help.

- Thank you. - Yeah, no problem.

Flowers, muffins,

and a map of the us? OK, let me guess.

You are...

...having a giant geography tea party?

Worse. It's ZBZ founder's weekend.

You know, that special time of year where former cru ZBZS

come from far and wide return to their alma mater to wax nostalgic about

our shared history

and sing multiple bonding songs.

And get hit up for cash on their way out the door.

The joys of sisterhood.

Laura? Could you, help me with some more stuff?

You guys really went all out this year.

Well, we seem to have been slipping in the

campus rankings a little.

What? That's crazy. I hadn't heard anything about that.

- I hate that I know when you're lying. - Sorry. So how bad is it?

Fourth... Ish.

So we're hoping to bring in some extra cash to

help with some bigger mixers and socials.

You know. Money certainly doesn't hurt, right?

- Sounds familiar. - Anyway,

Ashleigh and I are

committed to leaving ZBZ the way we found it: back on top.

Well, if there's anything the Omega Chis can do to help out...

Thanks.

I can't believe you knew about fourth-ish.

It's getting harder and harder keeping secrets on this campus, right?

I guess...

Watch where you're going, Evan keller!

You watch where you're going, Cappie... Keller.

Really gotta come up with some snappier comebacks.

Or maybe you two'll just disengage from this pissing contest and actually become friends again.

Yeah, like that'll ever happen.

So we're definitely on for operation: secret double date tonight?

Jordan and I can't wait to finally meet grant.

You know, I've never gone out with any of your boyfriends before.

- That came out wrong. - Does Dale want to join us?

He turned in all his work early and went home for the weekend.

His parents flew him home after he told them he was an atheist.

He said they totally accepted his newfound belief that there's no point to existence.

Ambush?

Personally, I think they're gonna crucify him.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's prepare to dive

headfirst into our innermost id

as we roam over the lascivious

paint strokes of artists who conspire

to arouse our beings in undeniable pleasure.

Thirty seconds into class and I'm already creeped out.

- A new record. - What's wrong?

- Jordan's not here. - So

let's complete the journey through the eroticism of modernism

with the final two presentations.

Reed and Rutherford.

Starting with Ms. Reed.

This is bad.

Jordan Reed?

Ms. Reed?

No, I'm Rusty. Her boyfriend.

I think she's just running a little late.

Art does not wait.

Neither do i.

If we can just wait five minutes...

In five minutes,

she will get the same grade i'm giving her now.

-= Greek 306 =- "Lost and Founders"

VO By : ¤Aka¤, Flolo, JuJu

Kappa Team

Aren't we overdoing it on kitty spirit?

Each cat represents a year of ZBZ's history

as well as a great way to change conversation

should any of our alumnae ask about our recent downturn on campus.

You really think we shouldn't tell them we're fourth-ish?

Cause we could really use their help now more than ever.

And run the risk of them thinking we're responsible? Not a chance.

This weekend is all about charm,

flattery and shameless butt-kissing.

Right. And I'm keeping my sights on Doris Mcgovern,

class of 1966 and our wealthiest alumna.

I've spent the last week researching her.

She could single-handedly fund next year's entire rush.

In one year, ZBZ could be back on top.

Isn't that right?

About the cats... Well, I'm

worried one day you'll end up surrounded by dozens of them in

a small apartment with newspapers stacked against the door.

Sorry, it's just, you have no real social life anymore.

Fisher's been trying to set you up with some of his friends...

Between pan-hellenic, the pledges, my classes and this house,

I have too much on my plate already.

Why can't you have more than one plate? You could have two plates,

- maybe a chafing dish? - No time to chafe.

This weekend I have one job, and that's to keep my attention on Doris Mcgovern.

And her stupid hot grandson.

There you are.

Here I am. Here, come check these out.

I took these photos this morning on main street.

You should've seen the light, it was all Dusty and diffused. It was perfect.

The light was pretty great in art history this morning, too.

Gosh, I totally forgot.

Maybe I can talk to professor summerfield about turning it in late.

It's OK, I took care of it. After class, I told him

you were involved in a pretty bad hair dryer accident.

You can return your report in on monday, ?????????????????????

Thank you.

You helped me get into the lab to do my o-chem extra credit.

- It's the least I can do. - OK, look at this one.

This one is my favorite.

As soon as I put xavier down for his nap, then Brianna's up running around.

Then I put her down and then he's up running around.

I mean, I get so exhausted.

Yeah, I'm exhausted just hearing about it. Would you excuse me?

Excuse me.

Hello.

- You're talking to me now? - Just for the weekend.

Remember, this is all about sisterhood. And their money.

Thanks for the refresher course on sisterhood, Ash.

Super helpful. Not to mention hypocritical.

What's that supposed to mean?

How about we start with Fisher?

You've already forgiven him for something he and I both did.

It's a total double-standard, yet you're giving me lessons on being good sister.

Because you're the one that started

when you decided to play&tongue twister with Fisher.

Which makes you the worst sister... In the whole world.

- You want to put that to a test? - What kind of a test?

A bet.

The house needs money, so the sister who raises more money this weekend wins.

And if I do, you have to give me a second chance, too.

Fine. And if I win, you have to be sober sister for the rest of the year.

And spend every ZBZ event at the house, waiting for drunk distress calls?

Super.

Look at the plus side, at least we'll both know what you're doing.

At least we'll both know what you're doing.

I want it yesterday I was 15 and now i'm 16.

Isn't that weird? It's just so weird, right?

Totally weird. Here's your cake.

Can you get me a different piece?

- What's wrong with this one? - It's cut weird.

That cake looks delicious. Did you make that yourself?

Are you warming up to use that line on a 16 year-old?

'cause it might need a little work.

Please I'm here for the cake, although I'm more

of a pie man, but we can discuss that later over drinks.

The only drinks i'm dealing with later are the ones i'm cleaning up.

Great! Tomorrow night?

You really aren't clear on the meaning of "no", are you?

No. But I'm very good with yeses, as in: "yes, I find you insanely hot"

and "yes, I was hoping you felt the same",

and "yes, tomorrow night sounds great."

- And what if I still said no? - No to which "yes"?

The first two.

Then I'll pick you up at eight, and won't take no for an answer.

No to which "yes?"

- Hey man, is she going out with you? - I don't know.

So... That was weird, running into you and casey this morning. Literally.

Yeah. She and I are friends again.

A Psi Phi brownie was involved.

I've heard of their psychedelic healing powers.

You're OK with that, right?

Yeah, completely.

Friends are fun.

I think plato said that.

Or...

Elmo.

The birthday brat just put in a special request for you to serve them...

- ...shirtless. - What?

I'll make you mine, Mrs. Mcgovern, I just wanted to say how honored

- I am to have you back here at ZBZ. - Of course you are, dear.

Boy on the floor!

We never bothered to use towels.

Well, with your figure, you didn't need to.

Right.

So, I bet the study lounge looked different without the computers.

Are you implying that I'm old?

No, I just wanted to point out the computers.

That they're a little outdated...

I've always said, "if it ain't broke."

I always say that, too!

But of course, if it is broke, it takes money...