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Did he go into coma on being thrashed?
Chop him off in four pieces and put it in a sack.
I will manage whatever that happens.
Do what I have asked you to do.
Early morning they start fighting.
Sir, there seems to be some problem.
Save me. I am dead.
I swear on Ahmadabad. Why are you killing me?
Hey.
I will tell you.
You are trying to be smart. Turn on the TV.
Great!
Isn't it nice?
My capsule could do wonders but those..
..who were jealous got my company sealed.
I am dead.
You idiot. You made my son model in your medicine ad.
Because of that my son's engagement broke.
And he made me eat that medicine by doing cheating.
Since then I am not getting excited.
Hey, who is he?
Do you have a younger brother?
Hey Gotia, make me stand.
I swear on Ahmadabad, I know no one.
Try to understand.
Now I understood what the problem is.
Of course. I am not worried.
I have had lots of fun.
But what about him. He is so lean and thin.
I still have some power, father.
Before he becomes useless..
..find a simple girl for him.
So why are you delaying? Shall I start the production?
You will find the product for him.
And that too before your medicine has its effect on him completely.
Otherwise I will get my son married to that girl..
..what is her name?
Don't say Sunny.
I will get him married to Sunny and you will not be able to do anything.
Get lost.
I got thrashed.
You start wooing as soon as you see a beautiful girl.
Do you think you are beautiful?
Get lost. Do you think you are a goon by adorning this moustache?
Ugly looking idiot.
What did you say? I am smart and my name is also Sunder.
- You are an idiot. - Himesh.
You've entered like a hero.
What is this Himesh?
How many times have I told you..
..not to tear your own clothes after thrashing the goons?
Did you see Mucharan? My Himesh is very short tempered.
Everyday his shirt gets torned.
And in karate he is black belt.
- Karate? - He will thrash you hard.
I am just joking and scaring him. Do not get scared.
What discussion is going on between you two?
Hey Himesh, he is irritating me a lot.
Just give a demo of your dangerous punch.
Do you thrash someone so much on showing snake dance?
I have still not thrashed you completely.
If you do not return my money then..
..I will thrash you hard and will not spare you.
Give him a dose of power strong.
My bad luck.
What happened, Himesh? Were you hurt badly?
Are you in pain?
What can I do? Anyone comes and thrashes me.
Who thrashed you today?
The famous don of city Kaka Lungi has..
..threatened me to find a bride for his son in a week.
Otherwise he will kidnap you.
What did you say?
No, no I will not let this situation come.
But if I don't find any girl then adjust a little Sunny.
Idiot. Am I an online store.
Where a sale is always on?
If you release your movie in between mine then all your scenes will be cut.
Listen to me. has anyone else come to thrash me?
Yes.
Madam, there is parcel for Himesh Thakkar.
Sign it.
Parcel for Himesh Thakkar?
Yes, madam.
Nowadays people sent alms through courier as well.
Who must have sent this?
Sweetmeat.
It is stinking. If a dead body smells this then he will become alive.
Rotten flowers.
Fused bulb and a letter is also there.
Who can it be?
The receiver is also Himesh and the sender is also Himesh.
What happened? Did you get confused?
Mother had Himesh with the name Himesh.
Son Himesh your real father Himesh. *
Real father.
Since childhood I thought that I am so smart boy so cannot be his son.
Sorry. Read further.
25 years ago.
..when my wife was getting wild grass..
..jungle by swaying her waist.
- Look, she is coming. - Give it to me.
Hey, come with me.
I am sending you proof to make you believe.
What? Proof?
When I met your mother for the first time..
..I made her eat sweetmeat and gave her flowers.
And under the dim light of this bulb you came into this world.
Come, my dears.
Take this.
After that day I got a habit of it.
Very night I had a desire of a new woman.
Your mother cursed me and I was incapable to become a father again.
Before you get this letter I would have died.
No one else except I know that we have a ancestral palace.
You are my only son so I want to transfer that palace in your name.
You will get further information from this man.
Reshamiya Khote. Shamshan Nagar. Bhootiya lane. Shaitanwadi.
Behind the graveyard.
Will you go alone?
I don't have money to buy your ticket.
What is this?
Will you not show new house to the one whom who want to marry?
Five minutes ago you were planning to get separated from me..
..and now you are talking of staying with me.
You even slapped me.
Did it hit you hard? So shall I apologize?
Shall I apologize to you?
If not me then will someone else hit you?
Tell me.
Hey inspector, thrash me slowly.
Why are you beating me?
How dare you call police a..
Today I will not spare you.
Don't hit me with such a hard stick.
Promise me that you will not say this to a police officer again.
The urge to do urine..
..must be very strong but..
..but whenever I will do I will do it in a toilet.
If I see anyone doing it in open then I will inform police.
Even if I have to steal a phone to call police I will do that.
I will always fulfill my duty.
We have to save nature. Sign it.
I am sorry for doing it today.
Wear a diaper and move around. Get lost.
Go home now.
- Get lost. - How dare he thrash me?
This house is locked.
He is showing me stick..
Hey, who are you? Whom do you want to meet?
Mr. Reshamiya.
Yes, I am the one.
Hi. I am Himesh. I got father's letter and I want property's information.
Why are you doing over acting?
Your father has done many favors on my father.
You have come at the right time. Like father like son.
- Okay. - Come, come make an entry.
Let her also make an entry.
Do you have the property documents?
Right. We will go to court some day and transfer it in your name.
Who is fluttering inside?
No one is fluttering but my wife is having bath will cold water.
There is no geyser in our house.
I wanted to ask a question. You..
I know that you wanted to ask about your loafer father.
No. Why should I waste my time on asking about my characterless father?
- I want to ask something about you. - About me?
I feel I have seen you somewhere but I cannot recollect where.
You are right. Even I am having the same feeling.
- Come out. - Okay fine.
What is this? I swear there are better huts in Ahmadabad than these.
Your father did not touch it to convert it into a hotel.
He just ate rice with clarified butter.
Before he could eat lentil he died.
You will have to open a hotel so that he gets good food in heaven.
I want some time to think.
Think about it.
What kind of father is he?
He had fun with women and I am cursed.
Himesh, I saw that you were staring at that woman.
If she woos you and traps you in her love then what will happen of me.
On seeing her I was praying that her towel should not fall.
You are better than her. Come on.
What is this? The door is open.
What is this? Who are you all?
Get lost.
Himesh.
Hey doctor. Where were you for last two days?
Were you running away from me?
Can anyone run away from you?
I was joking. Food is served and only sweetmeat is left.
I had given you seven days time. Out of that you have wasted two days.
If in next five days you do not find a girl for my son..
..then she will become his bride.
And my daughter-in-law.
- She is so beautiful. - Get me married to her.
Himesh, what the hell is this?
Who are these wild pigs? Send them out immediately.
Poen:Jhony Jhony No papa. Eating Sugar yes Papa.
My son also know the Alphabet.
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