Foursome

Previously on Foursome.

Emotions were in the air.

I wanna go on a date again.

Dating yourself is the tits.

The tits.

Imogen and Dakota almost killed each other

over a teacher of the month competition.

Slap, slap, slap, slap.

And I had a threesome with my brother.

Ew, not what you think.

He crashed a date with Kent and me,

but thankfully, I handled it like a rockstar.

Thank god for second chances. (Kent groans)

Maybe we should try hanging out again.

This is a date, right?

Abso-bloody-lutely.

No, seriously, sweetheart,

it's more than peach fuzz, okay?

I got a girl.

I'll put you guys in touch.

Love you, okay.

- Hi - Hey.

How are you?

Oh, this pit stain on poms, Girsten,

refuses to bleach her beard.

Whatever, it's fine, I'll just bench her till she caves.

Yeah.

It's a good idea, totally.

So later, I was thinking we could go all Ricky Martin,

drip hot candle wax on my bod.

What?

Ugh, whatever, fine, you're so white bread.

We can just 96.

Yeah, sure.

So I got gym class, so.

Okay.

Got to go, bye.

Take care.

Take care?

Andie (beeps) Fixler.

We need a change of flavor.

Come to an Escape Room with me tonight.

I have been so nice lately,

and I really wanna see some bitches panic.

Plus moms gave me a coupon.

Like I'm gonna let some strange

men lock me in a themed room.

I get enough of that at Uncle George's house.

What was that?

They let you out after an hour.

Courtney, you in?

Huh? (cellphone buzzes)

I got another sting on Honey Bee.

If you're not gonna listen, I'm going to inspect.

Hey!

Andie, look at this.

Oh.

Courtney, every single guy you

honeycomb with looks exactly like Alec.

Oh, it's Clone High.

Nuh-uh, not one of these guys

has long enough hair to flip.

Let me see.

No, no.

Ooh, what about this guy?

He's got a rat.

Not really my type.

Your type was a walking fist.

Yeah.

I really miss that fist.

You need to date the opposite of Alec.

Hey, what are you doing?

No one knows opposite day more than homeschooled.

Imogen, you are now officially in charge

of Courtney's Honey Bee account.

Ooh!

Ooh, a podiatrist, score.

I hate feet!

Trust.

So what do you say?

Escape Room?

What's up, whores?

Hopefully, I'm not interrupting anything important.

Nah, you know.

You're a fun sidekick.

Pass these out.

Move your face.

Grier's slumber slut fest?

It's a sleepover, twats.

My house, tonight.

Why?

Well, Josh and I are bang buddies, so I figured

I should get to know his friends a little bit better.

He sees fun things in you guys, so I obviously

can't wait to figure out what they are.

Oh, we'd opposite of love to, but none of us

wants to get the clap from sitting on your sofa.

So, so sorry about it.

Besides, we're doing the Escape Room tonight.

Ooh, bust-o, Dakota, you must have fast forwarded.

The invite says girls only.

Ooh, a bully who adheres to gender norms,

how 2004 of you.

I'm in.

I've never been invited to a friend's house before.

Well, except for Andie's.

And no offense, Andie,

but Alec makes your house smell

specific.

She means balls.

Imogen, you traitor!

She's in charge of my Honey Bee.

If she goes, I go.

Courtney!

Actually, I'm in too.

Andie.

Aces.

GPS the tits outta my address,

and I'll see you hookers after school.

Oh, don't forget to gander at the back of that invite, okay?

Outtie, five thousie, mwah.

Come PB&J it, pretty baller jammies.

God, she's so stupid.

Just tell us to wear pajamas.

She's stupid?

You dumdums ditched me for her?

Don't be grouchy.

Do I look like I live inside of a trashcan?

I'm peeved, betrayed maybe.

But grouchy, that's some cartoon bullshit.

Dakota, I just need an excuse

to hang out with Kent tonight.

New Andie is gonna demand a redo date,

and Alec is totally gonna buy a slumber party.

He's buying and you're selling, selling out.

Grier's only hot because she's the devil.

She's really pretty.

That's the only thing you took away from that sentence?

Okay, I know her better than you.

Ooh, I wonder if she has a sink.

That would be so good.

She's picking the person I get to have sex with?

Now I'm grouchy.

No, Courtney, no!

Good one, guys.

The old throw away the teacher's wallet.

A perfectly good apple?

Mmm.

Hey, Saydak.

Ooh, I'm not sure if I pulled that off.

Kent.

Fixler, Andie's friends.

Moral support.

It's okay, guys, I got this.

So I was thinking maybe we try this date thing again,

this time with only one Fixler.

You mean just me and Alec, right?

You keep making jokes like that, maybe.

I was actually going to ask you

the same question at lunchtime.

You snooze, you lose. (chuckles)

Anyway, I'm gonna go to Grier's

for like an hour as a cover for Alec.

We can meet up after, okay?

Yeah, more than okay.

Since you have some time to kill,

come to an Escape Room with me tonight.

Karma.

Yeah, yeah, I'd love to.

I love Escape Rooms.

Okay, see you later.

WTF, D?

Relax, we're doing each other a favor.

You'll know where he'll be, and I'll be locked

in a room with that hunk of man meat.

Agreed if you make sure that Alec

knows I'm sleeping at Grier's tonight.

Why would I do that?

Because you're a good friend.

Fine, Alec has gym this period, so he's

in the locker room with a bunch of naked dudes.

Wait, make sure you hit these points.

Hmm, you were right, man.

This lavender body butter really makes my skin feel plush.

Yeah, I told you, boss.

Treat yourself after you beat yourself.

Dakota, what are those?

What?

It's called a dong pouch.

You know how kangaroos keep their

baby inside their stomachs?

It's like that.

Are you buying one right now?

No.

Extra small dong pouch shipped.

Andie is going to a sleepover tonight.

It's at Grier's, only girls,

no boys allowed.

Andie's going to Grier's?

Yeah, she is, all night.