The Last Man on Earth

Previously on The Last Man on Earth...

Gail, I am worried about Melissa.

I'm eating my fingers!

- You packed Gordon. - You haven't exactly

been available to me.

We need to figure out where we're going.

We don't choose the place.

The place chooses us.

Hey, guys! You got to see this!

Isn't it pretty?

Holy balls.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Todd.

Catch.

Guys?

Come here.

We're home.

Get off me.

Yeah, please don't touch her.

This is a miracle.

Appears to be a totally self-sustainable building.

Yeah, they must've not finished it before the virus hit.

Yeah, but what they did finish is frigging awesome.

Yeah. I can't believe there's a working toilet, guys.

That must a gray water system.

A holding tank collects rainwater,

then pumps it down to the toilets.

This is amazing, guys.

We can finally ditch the-the camping stoves

and the generators.

Central air-conditioning!

Oh, I'm all about that damn ice machine.

I'm gonna chew me so much damn ice.

I'm gonna chew it and chew it and chew it and chew it.

Oh, but the topper,

frozen pizza!

- Frozen pizza! - Yeah!

- Wow. - Not to be a stick in the mud,

but an office building?

This just doesn't feel like a home to me.

Come on, Lewis.

You're thinking about this all wrong.

This isn't an office building.

It's a blank canvas.

And we can paint our own masterpiece right here.

What do you say, Lewis?

Lewis. Lewis.

Lewis! Lewis!

All right, if everyone wants to stay here,

then, yeah, whatever.

Yeah!

Hi!

Ha-ha!

Good morning, Vietnam!

Oh, I couldn't sleep. I was just so darn tootin' and poopin'

with excitement to pick rooms and start moving in.

So, uh, you know, I've checked out this entire building,

and I've really taken a liking to this one.

What do you mean, this one?

This one. This, uh... this floor.

You're gonna take the whole floor?

Look, there are five floors here. It's almost meant to be.

So, uh, Carol and I will take this one.

Who wants the second floor?

It's got a working ATM.

- I'll take it. - Hey, that's the spirit!

Okay, now who wants the third floor?

It's got some issues with exposed wires and cubicles

and office chairs, but it does look out over a Chili's.

Ooh,

me, me, me.

Love the enthusiasm, Lewis.

Okay, fourth floor. Any takers?

Dibs.

- Sure. Four works for me. - Oh.

Did... did you want that one?

'Cause I can pick another one for myself, if...

No, I-I just thought...

Oh, so you want to... you want to live on your own?

I just thought that that might be best.

- Oh. Okay. - Okay.

Yeah. Sure.

G-Guys, Gail's-Gail's gonna have the fourth floor, which is,

you know, it's a perfect plan. 'Cause then,

you know, Melissa and I, we're-we're gonna find

our own, uh, floor, you know.

She... you can visit, of course, but, uh, you know...

But it's great. This is good, guys.

Yeah, yeah.

Ridiculous.

Four minutes to pizza, folks!

Hey, Gail,

- can you top me off? - Oh, yeah.

Brain freeze!

Oh, God!

Oh, worth it.

Three minutes! Cheese is starting to thaw!

- What? - No.

- No...! - No...!

I saw Citizen Kane once, and I always wanted to try this.

What?!

I saw Citizen Kane once,

and I always wanted to try this.

How's your slice?

Cold.

W-Wet.

Carol, uh, bullhorn on the talking,

maybe-maybe no bullhorn on the chewing?

Okay.

Thank you.

Tandy, this is very fun,

but I'm worried that people are getting a little urinated off

about the power going out.

Relax, Care Bear. We probably just blew a fuse

from overconsumption.

But the main reason

we made this our home is because of the power,

and if we don't get it back,

I'm worried people are gonna start to doubt this place.

I mean, Lewis already wasn't a big fan, even with power.

Yeah, okay, babe, tell you what.

In the morning, I will go over to the fuse box,

and I'll figure it out, okay?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Tandy?

Yes.

Could you please pass the salt?

Of course.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

All right, here we go.

Now, where are you, you little mother grabber?

Ooh, couldn't be this little guy, could it?

No, didn't think so.

Why'd you ever think a switch like that would turn on

the power to an entire building, dummies?

Okay, well, it's got to be one of you little puppies.

Huh. What's the smartest way to do this?

Guess start in the middle?

Is that how we're doing this?

It's a little cold, but it works.

Look, obviously,

things have not been

abundantly kosher between us lately.

I know, Gail, but we'll-we'll get through it.

I'm tired of just getting through it.

What are you saying?

I think I'm ready to be alone again.

You breaking up with me?

Look, things lately have just gotten really heavy,

and I'm... just not good with heavy.

Melissa's the one that

you have a real connection with, and she needs you right now.

I think you should go be with her.

Bye, Todd.

Got you, you little piece of switch!

Oh, Tandy Miller, how do you do it?

Hey.

Hey, bud.

What's wrong?

Uh, Gail and I broke up.

Oh. I'm sorry.

I mean, I guess I saw it coming, but it still sucks, you know.

Yeah. Love can be a Category 5 suck-icane.

Just a week ago,

I had two amazing girlfriends I was crazy about.

Now, one dumped me,

and the other one's just not there anymore.

Melissa's still having issues?

It's like she's devoid of human emotion.

I... I just... I just can't connect with her.

Chutes and ladders!

Carol.

Carol, what happened? Are you okay?

I was just walking, and this thingy fell from the ceiling.

It scared the Beetlejuice out of me.

And nobody say that again twice.

- Beetlejuice? - Tandy, we have enough problems here

without introducing a troublemaker

from the spirit world.

Fine, nobody say "Beetlejuice" again.

Tandy!

So, on top of the unreliable power,

the ugly art displays could skull-crush us at any moment.