Lucky Days (Ti Erh Hui He Wo Ai Ni (Di Er Hui He Wo Ai Ni) / 第二回合我愛你 (第二回合我爱你))

ZERO luck today.The stars are not in alignment. Everything will go wrong.

Welcome to the day when nothing will go well and no lucky star will shine:

July 10, 2009

Excuse me

Mr. Bus driver. This bus doesn't stop at Ba De Road?

No.

But the internet says...

Ok. Nevermind.

Then how about you let me off here. Ok?

This is a public bus, not a taxi.

Brother bus driver. Please. I'm in a hurry.

Miss A person ought to

Observe the law, Observe a sense of propriety And observe rules

Only then, will there be order in society

Sometimes a customer gets on the wrong bus and wants to immediately get off the bus.

If I give in and let you off the bus where you want to get off,

then how do I answer to the rest of the customers.

This world Does not revolve around you.

Right.

Then where is the next stop?

Taipei Arena

Alright.

Then I'll get off at the next stop.

Please press the bell Otherwise, did you think the bell was installed to be looked at?

I am Ren Xiao Guo.

My favourite hobby is...

being late.

My most distinctive characteristic is...

"Just wait for me a moment longer"

And the excuse I most often use is...

the alarm didn't go off.

But today, regardless of how perilous the journey Even if the sky should fall

No matter what, I definitely cannot be late.

Who is it?

Hello. I am Ren Xiao Guo.

Hello. Mr. Ren?

Who is this?

I am calling from China State Bank Can I have a few minutes of your time?

I don't have time right now.

Then Mr. Ren, do you have time in an hour? I don't have time today!

With over 200,000 hits, Overnight, he became an online celebrity The "otaku" nerd singer, Xiao Guang

Tonight at the Taipei Arena He will be holding his first solo concert

Reporter Chen Mi Wei is on location right now to give us an SNG report.

Mi Wei.

Currently at the Taipei Arena is crowded with fans queuing up to enter the concert

At the junction of Dun Hua North road And South Jing Dong Road There is a massive jam as a result.

So we would like to remind all drivers on the roads If you are in a hurry Please avoid these two roads.

Now you are able to see these fans here They have started queuing since last night.

Yet they are still highly excited We will now ask them how they feel

Sorry.

Excuse me. I want to ask whether you've been waiting in line since yesterday also.

Yesterday, I was at home.

So you asked a friend to first come and save a place for you.

You made a mistake

I'm just passing by. Right now, I'm rushing to...

Wait. Passing by.

Then how much time does it usually take for you to pass by here?

5 minutes?

What about today?

How do I know. I still haven't finished passing by yet.

Why does it matter to you anyway?

Mister. Sorry. Then let me ask you. What do you think about Lu Xiao Guang sudden popularity?

I really don't have time!

Mister. Sorry. We are doing a SNG broadcast right now. Can you share with us what you think?

Miss.

Whether or not he's popular has nothing to do with me. Right now, I have to get to...

Lu Xiao Guang

10 o'clock!

Sorry.

Mister. Sorry.

Sorry. Can you get out?

We're pressed for time.

A famous man named "An" (Andy Warhol) said In the future, everyone will have their fifteen minutes of fame

There are also those who said

The digital age has come upon us Every person will have Five minutes of stardom

To tell you the truth

I do not want to be famous Neither do I wish to be a famous star

Actually, I only have a small little wish

God

Please stand by me just for one day.

Because from henceforth I am about to embark on a new life Amen.

"Love You in the Second Round" by Red-Flower Band

"Lucky Days" Episode 1

Caption: The First Round - The Joke Has Gone Too Far

Kill...

Da Bao. Er Bao.

Haven't I told you not to run around?

There are plates Careful. There are loads of people.

Da Bao. Why are you so naughty? Didn't Grandma just tell you

Squat down!

I'm at the back garden right now.

After you pass the main hall, turn right. I will wait for you at the exit

Don't be shy/embarrassed I am not shy Why should you be shy?

Hurry up! Even if you embarrass yourself Don't lose your self-confidence!

Take a look The wedding ceremony hasn't started yet Just take a look

Selling the house. Now prices are low.

Mother (Addressing woman with a child)

Take a look Each person gets one If there's a chance...

Take a look. It's very cheap Thank you.

Both yellow and white together today is not very lucky.

In the future, I want pink.

I feel that pink is awesome.

put pink roses all over the room

Older sister,

Xiao Yen

Do you want me to count the groom or bride side how embarassing

you count

count the groom side, yeah?

groom side?

good

Honey Xiao Ren still hasn't showed up yet

Hurry up and call him I called but no one picked up

Then wait for him at the front hurry he's almost here

okay

hurry go okay

miss. come

store manager

your wife still hasn't come yet?

she's coming soon in the end then the wedding gifts where is it

over there

this pair come over

you must come take a look at our new products must appreciate this chance

sister-in-law

mei mei you are so lovely llittle princess

Hurry? Didn't everyone else just get here? So hateful.

No, It is good to be here. But it's better to be here on time Don't be angry Let me show you the way Sister-in-law...this way

Congratulations.

Hello.

Is there still time for a cash gift?

Yes. There's still time.

My last name is Huang.

Huang Yong Yuan.

Mr. Huang Yong Yuan. Let me check for you.

Trouble you then.

Huang Yong Yuan.

It's not here.

No?

How can that be? I am Xiao Ren's teacher.

Oh. Xiao Ren's teacher?

Sorry. The groom's side is over there. You're on the wrong side mister.

Sorry. No problem.

Hey. Sister Juan.

Events with a lot of people are what I hate the most. But I'm just so happy for Miao Miao. So I'm here.

Because you are able to come, our energy will not be weak.

I'll help you check.

Huang Yong Yuan. NT$1200. Deducting 3 family members' NT$800 banquet fee which comes out to NT$2400.

So Mr. Huang, you still owe me a difference of NT$1200.

NT$6000?

Sister Juan, this is yours.

Then I'm going in to eat something.

Ok.

Eat something?

Hello, family and friends.

Today, I am extremely happy

and lucky to be able to participate in this magnificent ceremony.

My last name is Huang.

Huang Yong Yuan.

I am the Loving Family Housing manager and also Xiao Ren's teacher.

Firstly, I want to thank the couple

For having the trust and relationship with me

To give me this opportunity To present My most sincere blessings upon the couple

As the saying goes...

One plus one does not equal to two

Why does it not equal to two? Now let Brother Rong, I, present my evidence to all of you

Let us first take a look at the bridegroom Mr. Ren Xiao Guo

The single Ren Xiao Guo Average monthly salary of TWD 40,000

Monthly expenditure Which includes rental of TWD 6,000

Food TWD 3,600

Repaying parental love TWD 3,000

Motorbike loan repayment TWD 3,600

Petrol TWD 2,000 Mobile phone bill TWD 1,200

Red packets for father during festivals subtotal of TWD6,000 divided by 12 months equals to TWD 500

Valentine's Day card Birthday gift for girlfriend TWD 1,200 divided by 12 months equals to TWD 100

Credit card bills to repay bank each month TWD 5,000

So total monthly expenditure TWD 27,500

Consequently

If there are no unexpected weddings and funerals

Xiao Ren still has approximately TWD 12,000 disposable income each month to manage his image

That means

Although Xiao Ren is not particularly rich

But his days can be passed with much ease and freedom

His charm exuding to all

Okay.

Now let's see the female side Chen Miao Ru

Miss Chen Miao Ru

Her average monthly salary is TWD 32,000

Monthly expenditure including Rental TWD3,500

Contribution to parents TWD 6,000

Transportation - None Food and utilities TWD 4,500

Dating TWD 2,500

Gift for festivals Depends on extra income And will not be computed here

Child adoption TWD 1,000

Transportation when visiting parents TWD 300 Mobile phone bill TWD 300

Investments TWD 5,000 Savings TWD 5,000 Total expenditure for the month TWD 28,100

Upon calculation Every month, Miao Miao has approximately over TWD 3,000 disposable income to splurge on herself

To make herself up to look lovely and charming Too keep her in high spirits

However

But