Sharp

- Now, you don't have to pay that all at once.

I hope I didn't give you that impression.

Most of our customers do a payment plan.

Now, we're not a finance company,

so all of our payment plans are interest-free.

We have two-month, a four-month, and a six-month plan,

all interest-free.

Simply divide the total cost by two, four, or six.

So, if you put this 18-piece set on a six-month plan,

you could take it home today for only $170.

Is that something you'd like to do today?

- Please, honey, honey, please, please?

Honey, honey, please, please.

I tell you, you've got a fine product here,

but I think that we're not interested in it right now.

Oh.

- Is it too many knives or just too expensive?

It's neither.

I've got 1,100 knives in the kitchen right now.

1,100 knives are sitting out there.

I don't think we need any more knives.

- Robert, Delilah, I completely understand,

but I wanna be honest with you.

I really want you to buy.

I'm trying to sell you today,

not because I want you to help me pay my bills this month,

I want you to buy because I can tell you like what you see.

The commission I make off this sale

will be gone by the end of the month,

but this set of cutlery will

be on your kitchen counter for the rest of your lives.

And I'll tell you what.

If you end up hating these knives, I'll come back,

box 'em up, and ship 'emback myself, full refund.

That changes everything.

- So, Delilah, Robert, what do you say?

- Um, can I get these handles in white?

(laughs) Of course.

Okay, oh.

Really? - Mm-hmm.

I'll take 'em.

Great, congratulations.

Go to college, get a job, nine to five.

They want us to believe that we are sheep

so they can take our wool.

You are not a sheep.

Terrance?

Terrance, time to get up.

Oh, I'll make you pineapple pancakes.

Huh?

Hey. - Ow.

- I need you take Hunter to the pharmacy, come on.

Wake up.

T, wake up!

Terrance!

Leave me alone!

Hunter, get him up please.

Oh, what the hell, man?!

- Mom wants you to take me to the pharmacy, cool?

All right.

Good morning, beautiful.

- What are we supposed to do?

- We'll figure something out.

- You know, you don't seem that concerned, Bill.

We will talk about this later.

Oh, really?

When will that be?

You don't ever wanna talk about anything.

Talk about what later?

I'm going for some fresh air.

Oh, great babe.

Yeah, go for a smoke, that'll solve all our problems.

What's going on?

Why isn't Dad at work?

Mom, it's like 8:00 in the morning.

- Yeah, it's good for the digestion.

Here's money for the pharmacy.

I'm late and you gotta hurry.

Mm, Sea breeze.

Watch out, watch out.

I got it.

- So, what's the deal with Mom and Dad?

What do you mean?

- I mean, they seem to be fighting a lot more lately.

- I stopped trying to figure them out a long time ago.

- Do you think everything's all right in the bedroom?

Ew, dude!

I don't think about that!

Ugh.

Here you go.

Come on.

- Why don't you just get a medical card.

You know, say you got the plague or something.

No, that's too intense.

Say you got insomnia.

Dude, I can't afford one.

- (laughs) Well, why don't you just get a job?

Woah, woah, woah!

Come on, dude.

What are you gonna do when I'm at UCSB

with all those beautiful bikini babies?

Uh, I don't know, sir.

- Terrance, when you gonna do something with your life, bro?

You know, like become a contributing member

to society. (coughing)

- Dude, I am doing something with my life.

Oh yeah?

Like, what?

- Well like, yesterday, I was watching TV

and I saw this commercial.

And I started thinking to myself.

I mean.

I was watching TV.

Hey dude, what were we talking about?

I have no idea.

Oh yeah, yeah.

* Yeah, you know

* Loud and slow

* While I say I'm undone

* Yeah, you know

* Loud and slow

* While I say I'm undone

Meow.

Terrance.

Huh?

Come downstairs?

Yeah.

You're in trouble.

Shut up, dude.

Bye, Tigger.

What did I do now?

- Nothing, we just need to talk to you for a second.

What's up?

- Listen, they cut my hours at the shop.

What?

So, money's tight.

Terrance, you're an adult now.

Since you're not going to community college right now,

we need you to help around the house.

What we're trying to say is

we'd like for you to get a job.

(laughs) Excuse me?

- I mean, just for the summer, until things pick up.

You want me to get a job?

Yes.

We need your help.

We can't afford to take care of you and Hunter right now.

I just graduated high school!

- We know that, but now it's time to learn

how to be a responsible adult.

- (laughs) I've never worked for the man before.

Can't this just wait 'til after summer?

- It's either help us with some bills or move out.

(laughs) Oh, move out.

Yeah, that's great.

- This isn't a punishment, Terrance.

We can't even afford to pay Hunter's copay right now.

I mean, we're asking you for help because we need it.

- All right, what do I have to do?

Just go to some interviews.

Find a job by the end of the week.

Okay, I'll try.

Oh, Terrance.

Are we done here?

Hmm?

Cool, great.

- You really think (laughs) anybody will hire him?

Who knows with this economy?

Who knows?

- So, Terrance, tell me what kinds of skills you have.

- Uh, well, I mean, I can pretty much do anything.

Is this some kinda joke?

- If you need coffee or tea, (laughs) the best.

Tea's super easy for me to do.

Ooh, I give really good back massages.

At least, that's what my mom tells me.

I would never hire you.

- Oh, dude, I make bomb munchies.

I mean, I mean snacks.

- We'll keep your application on file.

- Get out of my office before I call security.

Nice to meet you too.

I'm just gonna leave.

That kid's doomed.

- Oh yeah, I almost forgot something.

Hi-yah!

Munchies.

Is that a restaurant?

How'd the surf go?

Flat as a pancake.