Look Who's Talking Too

WHOA, WILBUR, HERE I GO!

I'M RUNNING PRETTY GOOD NOW, AND I'M GONNA TAKE A

JUMP, AND... OH, I GOT WINGS, AND I'M FLYING! OH!

TRI-STAR PICTURES, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

* COME WITH ME MY LOVE TO THE SEA

* TO... TO THE SEA THE SEA OF LOVE

* OH I WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

* LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, I DO

* BOM, BOM, BOM DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE MET

* THAT'S THE DAY I KNEW YOU WERE MY PET I WANT TO TELL YOU

* HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU

* BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM COME WITH ME

* OOOH, WITH ME. TO THE SEA

* OF LOVE MMM. *

IS YOUR DIAPHRAGM IN? MM-HMM. MMM.

OKAY. NOW, LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT. UH, SANTA CLAUS IS REAL,

BUT GHOSTS AREN'T REAL. COWBOYS ARE REAL, BUT, UM,

WITCHES AREN'T REAL. DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL, AND MONSTERS USED TO BE

REAL. OR WAS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

I GOTTA LISTEN A LITTLE BIT MORE. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE

IT'S DARK DOESN'T MEAN MONSTERS ARE COMIN' OUT. THESE ARE JUST MY TOYS...

THE SAME TOYS THAT... I'M SURE THAT'S...I DON'T

REMEMBER IT HAVING BATTERIES, BUT I'M SURE THAT'S FINE.

I'M SURE THAT THERE'S A... OH... OH MY GOD!

MONSTERS! THERE'S MONSTERS IN MY

ROOM! MAYBE I SHOULD GET UNDER THE COVERS NOW.

YEAH. I'LL JUST... -

- I HAVE TO GET THAT. NO, HE WON'T STOP.

HE'LL STOP. ALL RIGHT. -HELP! MONSTERS! -I'LL DO IT, OKAY?

OKAY. NO, NO. NO, DON'T READ YOUR ACCOUNTING

-MAGAZINES. -WHY NOT? -'CAUSE IT GETS YOU

-OUT OF THE MOOD. -MONSTERS! MONSTERS! -OKAY? ALL RIGHT.

OKAY. YOU BEHAVE.

OKAY, MIKE. I'M COMIN'.

-MONSTERS! -MONSTERS? WHERE?

THERE'S NO MONSTERS. LOOK, SEE? DO YOU SEE ANY MONSTERS?

WELL, YEAH.

I THINK IT WAS POPEYE. YEAH, HE WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT.

WHY, OF ALL THE THINGS... I'LL TAKE THAT GUMBY,

AND I'LL KNOCK HIM FROM HERE TO KINGDOM COME,

-I TELL YA. -I THINK MY DADDY LIKES

-THESE TOYS MORE THAN I DO. -WHO ELSE? PEE-WEE?

NO. HA. HA-HA-HA. HA.

I WONDER IF HE'S GONNA DO THE FLYIN' TURD GAG NOW.

WATCH OUT, MIKEY, IT'S A FLYIN' TURD. OW!

-GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. YOU'RE SO CRAZY. -I'LL JUST TUCK MYSELF IN.

-IS THAT GOOD? -WHY DID I CALL YOU IN HERE?

AW, COME ON, MOLLIE.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS. NOW, GET UP.

-COME ON. GET UP, HONEY. -OH, I CAN'T. -WHY? OH, COME ON.

I JUST GOT HIM TO GO TO SLEEP.

WE NEVER GET TO DO IT ANYMORE. PLEASE.

PLEASE GET UP, HONEY. I'M SLEEPING.

I KNOW. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN DOING IT

-WITH ME WHEN I'M SLEEPING. -WELL, IT'S NEVER

-STOPPED US BEFORE. -OH. MMM.

OH, COME ON. OUTTA MY WAY, MAN! THIS AIN'T NO WET DREAM.

[Shouting, Clamoring Continue]

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? AM I HEARING THINGS? YOO-HOO, IS SOMEBODY

THERE?

[Clamoring, Whooping Continue]

GET OUTTA MY WAY! I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN', MAN.

BRIGHT IDEA. NOW WE'RE LOST.

WHY? I BEEN HERE BEFORE, THAT'S WHY.

WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? GO AWAY! OOH.

TAIL, DON'T FAIL ME NOW. WE ARE THE GUYS. WE ARE THE WINNERS.

I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN. I THINK I CAN.

THERE WE ARE. COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.

WE'RE IN. WE'RE IN. WE'RE DOIN' IT. WE ARE. LET'S GO. KEEP GOIN'.

KEEP MOVIN'. COME ON. COME ON. KEEP MOVIN' GUYS, PLEASE.

I DON'T THINK I CAN. I DON'T THINK I CAN. HELP ME OUT, BUDDY.

AS LONG AS ONE OF US MAKES IT. COME ON, BUDDY,

OH, NO. OH, NO, OH, NO. IT'S THE TADPOLE SQUAD!

EW. EW!

YOU CAN'T BULLY ME! YOU CAN'T

GET THROUGH THIS DIAPHRAGM!

* NEENER-NEENER-NEENER HEY, GUYS, I FOUND A WAY THROUGH! *

OVER HERE BY THE RIM! YES!

HEY, BUSTER, HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? THIS IS MY WOMB. GET OUTTA HERE! SHOO!

SHOO! HERE WE GO. YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

NO! DON'T! STOP THAT! COME ON, GIVE IT UP.

GIVE IT UP! STOP DOING THAT! OW! EEE!

LET ME IN, BABY. LET ME IN.

COME ON, MAMA. COME ON, HOT MAMA. YOU'RE A HOT MAMA.

- OW! HOT MAMA!

YES! YES! OOOH!

WELL, HERE I AM...

ALL CONCEIVED AND NOWHERE TO GO.

AH YOU MISSED! GO WIDE!

LOOK OUT! OOH! HI, HONEY.

HI. HI, HONEY. HI, HONEY.

WHAT'D YOU GET FOR ME? THIS ISN'T FOR YOU. THIS IS FOR YOU.

-IT IS A--LA-DA! -DON'T YOU THINK HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG FOR THAT?

A LITTLE YOUNG? THAT HAT'S NEVER GONNA FIT ME!

-ALL RIGHT. YOU TELL 'IM. -I'M NOT TELLING HIM

ABOUT IT. YOU'RE THE GUY. FORGET IT!

-NO, WHEN WE HAVE A GIRL, I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO HER. -OH, BROTHER.

ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES. MIKE, THIS IS A POTTY, OKAY?

-NOW, WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A PISS, YOU DO IT... -DON'T SAY "PISS."

ALL RIGHT. WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A WHIZ...

-NO. -WHAT? "SEE A MAN ABOUT A HORSE"

"DRAIN THE SNAKE"? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO

-SAY? -"PEE-PEE." -PEE-PEE'S SUCH A WIMP

-WORD. I DON'T... -NO, PEE-PEE IS EASY TO SAY.

ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A PEE-PEE, OKAY,

YOU DO IT IN HERE. YOU JUST DO THIS. JUST TAKE IT OUT, OKAY?

-OH, COME ON. -WHAT? -DAD, WHO'S KIDDIN' WHO, HUH?

AND, THE SAME TOKEN, WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A

-DUMP. -POO-POO. -THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

-I KNOW IT SOUNDS DISGUSTING, MIKE,

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA TRUST ME ON THIS, OKAY?

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A

-DUMP OUTSIDE MY DIAPER? -HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.

-HE DOES TOO. -HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. -WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT

FUN FOR HIM.

* COME ALONG AND BE MY POTTY BOY

* COME ALONG AND BE MY POTTY BOY -IS THIS REALLY AN

* -APPROPRIATE SUBJECT FOR A MUSICAL?

* AND YOU CAN POTTY TOO YES, YOU MY GIRL LIKES TO

* POTTY ALL THE TIME POTTY ALL THE TIME YOU GOT TO FIGHT

* FOR YOUR RIGHT MMM TO POTTY

* YOU GOT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO POTTY *

-HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. -HE LIKES IT. -HEY, I DON'T CARE

WHAT THEY SAY. I AIN'T POOPIN' IN THAT THING.

I GOT MY STANDARDS.

IT'S YOUR KEYS!

TOSS 'EM! YO, THANKS, BABE. WHEW.

YOU WERE REALLY LUCKY WITH THOSE KEYS, I'LL TELL YA.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK I COULD REALLY LOVE BRAD,

THEN I NOTICED THIS FACE HE MADE, KIND OF LIKE--

LIKE, IF I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?"

THERE'D BE THIS FACE. YOU KNOW? OR, "HOW'D YOU LIKE

"THAT MOVIE?" IT'S JUST THIS FACE THAT SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" AND THEN I HAD THIS FLASH FORWARD OF HAVING KIDS

AND THE KIDS MAKING THAT FACE.

-AND THEN I KNEW IT WAS OVER. -YOU ARE DERANGED.

YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? OH! OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU WANT A BOY, YOU EAT MORE SODIUM-RICH FOOD.

IF YOU WANT A GIRL, YOU EAT MORE DAIRY. REALLY? WHO SAYS?

I READ IT. WHERE? HARVARD MEDICAL JOURNAL

OR THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER? I THINK THE STAR.

IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE YOU'D BETTER ACT NOW. THOSE SEX ORGANS ARE

FORMING SOON.

LET'S SEE. TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS...

AND TWO MOUTHS? "D," AND WHAT COMES UP?

DOG. -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW ALL ABOUT

COMPUTERS. -HOW 'BOUT THAT ONE? SCOOT OVER, GIRLS. I GOT A LOT

OF WORK TO DO HERE. LET'S SEE. I'LL JUST TRY...

THIS ONE.

AND LET'S SEE, WHAT DO WE GET? A JAR! BEAUTIFUL.

I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. MAYBE I OUGHT TO GET A JOB HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS UP TO?

NOTHING. -WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? I DON'T KNOW WHY--

-WHOA. SO THIS IS HOW GROWNUPS

-GET SO TALL. -WE WERE JUST, UH, FINISHING UP

-THE, UH, MARGOLIS ACCOUNT HERE. -THE MARGOLIS ACCOUNT, HUH?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO-- SEND MARGOLIS A

-SPREADSHEET WITH PICTURES? - NO. -TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE.

I THINK SOMETHING FUNNY IS GOING ON HERE, AND I--

-WHAT'S THAT? -WHAT'S UP, MY MAN?

IT LOOKS LIKE A KID. "IT LOOKS LIKE A KID." I CAN SEE IT'S A KID!

WHAT IS A KID DOING IN HERE? THIS IS NOT A NURSERY SCHOOL.

MR. RUSSELL, LET ME EXPLAIN. IT WAS AN

-EMERGENCY SITUATION. -OH, IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. I SEE. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE

UP TO. YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SON

AND YOU'RE PREGNANT, YOU DESERVE SPECIAL CONSIDERATION.

OH, NO, I WOULD NEVER ASK FOR SPECIAL

-CONSIDERATION. -LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

ACCOUNTANCY IS FILLED WITH HARDSHIP.

IT'S NOTHING BUT SACRIFICE.

IF YOU WANTED SOMETHING EASY, WHY DON'T YOU BECOME A DENTAL HYGIENIST OR

A CAR-RENTAL PERSON? YOU KNOW, WHEN I HAD A BLEEDING ULCER, AND

I CAME OUT OF THE ANESTHETIC--

SOMEBODY'S LOUD AND OPINIONATED.

-OY! -"WHERE'S MY ADDING

MACHINE? "WHERE'S MY CALCULATOR?" THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, YOUNG LADY, HUH?

* -HEY, I HAVE A KID. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA HERE, SHOES. HAVE A DRINK.

* LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA *

YOU MESS WITH MY MOTHER, YOU MESS WITH ME.

MIKEY, DRINKS ARE FOR DRINKING, TOYS ARE FOR PLAYING.

SO, HOW DID YOU ARRIVE AT THIS FIGURE FOR YOUR TIPS?

-I GUESSED. -YOU KEPT TRACK FOR A PERIOD OF TIME

-AND DID A PROJECTED ESTIMATE. -UH-UH.

-I MADE IT UP. -YOU MADE IT UP? -MM-HMM.

NOW, AS A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR, YOU EARED $9,212?

REALLY? HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

-YOU REALIZE... THAT THAT'S ONLY-- -177.

-$177 DOLLARS A WEEK. -IT'S NOT MY MAIN JOB. -YOU SEEM TO SPEND

-MOST OF YOUR TIME DOING IT. -MA, KNOCK IT OFF. -YOU HEARD HIM SAY IT'S NOT

HIS MAIN JOB. CUT HIM SOME SLACK.

WELL, SINCE I'VE BEEN MARRIED, I HAVEN'T HAD AN

OPPORTUNITY TO FLY. AT THE RATE I'M GOING, I'LL NEVER WORK FOR AN AIRLINE.

AT THIS RATE, THERE'S ALOT OF THINGS YOU WON'T BE DOING.

UNLIKE YOUR SON, STUART...

WHO'S GOT A PLETHORA OF OPPORTUNITIES, A REGULAR GENIUS.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND

-MOLLIE AND YOUR INCOME TAX. -EVERY TWO WEEKS HE CALLS MOLLIE FOR MONEY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT STUART. HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT

AS SOON AS HE SETTLES DOWN.