Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously

on "Below Deck Med"...

- Do you know what would just make this night so much better?

The game being shown on board. - No way!

You move mountains.

- That's our job. - 15,000 Euros for three days.

That's not too bad.

- Cheers. - What is your name?

- Oh, Danny boy's getting a number.

- I have no idea what's going on right now.

- You're not trying your hardest.

You're fáááing up at work...

I'm just trying to gauge

how it took you 4 1/2 hours to do all that.

And then you're walking down the street

sculling out of a bottle of wine.

She's absolutely shááfaced.

- Your department isn't at deck. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

Hannah's forgetting the hierarchy.

I am the first officer,

and on my boat, I want as least amount of drama as possible.

Guys, guys...

- Me and Tiffany have had issues the past few days

- This is not the time or place to do this.

You're absolutely wasted. What's the point?

I'm absolutely wasted?

Wha-- You can't talk to me like that.

I don't know who the fááá he thinks he is.

- Why should I be here? - Oh, is it really?

- I feel like vomiting. - All right, let's go, guys.

- I don't care what you think. My job as a chief stew is

to have a nice fáááing conversation, so fááá off.

- Not right here--right here? - Guys, guys, guys, no.

- Let's go, guys. - Come on, let's go.

- All right. - If I may be--

- Stop. - Relax, okay?

- Yeah, I know--I'm relaxed. - Let her come to you.

That's fine. Just chill.

All right, let's go.

- It seems like Bryan loves power.

He loves to be above people.

If he doesn't feel that, it pisses him off.

- Let's go. - He's drunk.

That's not cool, though.

- Ladies, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

- You gotta maintain. I'm maintaining myself.

- When the guests aren't on board,

we get to enjoy the yacht as if it was our own.

- Have we got the girls coming with us?

- Really, the girls in the fáááing see-through thongs?

I'm so not impressed. - Have you ever been on a yacht?

- You can't take girls to the boat.

It's, like, a written rule, if you ever brought someone back,

you're fired.

- If you bring home girls from a bar

to a yacht that is not yours, you will be fired.

- Bye, get fired. Bye.

- Well, let's take you for a little tour.

- Don't take them into the guest cabins

'cause I cleaned them.

I've done the beds. That's not happening.

I feel like I'm in summer camp with these guys.

It's bedtime. Good night, guys.

- Are you going to bed? - Yeah.

That's lame.

- You got the top deck. We got the hot tub, girl.

What would you like to drink? A liquor, beer...

- Okay. My mom raised me

to respect women, to treat them right,

so that's what I do.

Treat women right.

Oh, my God, you got Patrón?

- Yeah, why not? - We are in Greece.

- Cheers. - Cheers, guys.

- You're cooking octopus? - Yeah.

- Right now? - Yeah.

Eat that and you won't puke. I promise.

- How many girls on board are not crew?

- Two here. - Just chill, guys.

We're gonna deal with this, all right?

- Excuse me, Hannah, as the chief steward,

I just want to make sure, can we bring our hookups back here?

- Bryan was sticking his nose in my business.

Meanwhile, his boys are running amok

and bringing girls back on board,

which isn't allowed.

The boat is certainly not a place to get drunk.

You know, we try to preserve the boat

for the, uh, guests' and owners' use.

- It's not rocket science. Manage your people.

- Perhaps you'll provide me with condoms and vodka.

- So the girls are getting off, okay?

- Are they? - Yeah.

They're done.

- What time's the flight? - 5:30.

- Holy sháá, that's, like, three fáááing hours.

- Yeah, I have to, like... - Hey, guys.

- Hello. - We are closing the party.

- Okay. - So you guys can hop off

and go to bed, so... - Okay, Roger that.

You got it. - This is my boat, so...

- You got it, Hannah. - Mm-kay.

I'm giving you guys five minutes...

- That's all we need. - And then we're...

closing the party. - I'm not drinking this.

- You know what's more important to me?

- - Oh, my God,

you're gonna drink it, aren't you.

No, no, no, no.

There's nothing more important to me than my job and my career,

so ladies, that means you have to get off.

I do not want to make our chief stew mad.

It was excellent to meet you ladies.

both: Yeah. - I should have known better

bringing some random girls back to a multi-million dollar yacht,

but I was drinking. - Bye.

- Jasmine and Allie, I leave you.

- Hey, how's the octopus? - Oh, wow.

It's actually really good. - So good.

- Course it's fáááing good. I cooked it.

I--huge gut.

- I'm really sorry, but I got the girls off the boat.

- It's all good to me. - I sent those hoes

on their way. - I'm gone for two seconds,

what the fááá just happened?

- Was that you? - No.

- No, Danny, did. Not me.

- Oh, so Danny did. - He's putting some work in.

Let's talk outside, guys.

I'm kind of in a hot spot right now.

I had no idea that there was girls on the boat,

and the last thing I want is the captain having

to concern himself with exterior crew.

You should have heard, Hannah.

She was like, "You just need to leave."

She was pulling the mama bear kind of thing.

- Don't worry, I'll talk to the captain.

These guys are green, but rules are rules.

At the end of the day, I'm sure Captain will understand.

Tripod. - Tripod, bro.

This is it right here, bro.

No one's gonna fááá with us. We're untouchable.

- Everyone else is just riding along.

- Boom. - There, exactly.

Let's get the fááá out of here.

- Was that from last night? - Yeah.

- That looks like it felt good. - I have no idea

what that's from.

- So what did Hannah tell you last night?

- She just made it sound like she's amazing

and I'm a piece of sháá. I'm not sure

if things are resolved between Hannah and I,

but I really don't fáááing care.

I need to be exterior. Like, this is too much.

- Has Tiffany spoken to you at all about last night?

No, not at all.

- I am in a bit of a hard situation

'cause you know how amazing I think you are...

- Yeah. - But I can't be playing...

- No, yeah. - Favorites.

- Having a chief stew with really high standards,

you know, is the norm for me.

Tiff's definitely gonna have to step up her game

and start getting the jobs done.

We'll try and keep the crying

to, like, two, three times a week.

That was fun last night.

So, uh, think, uh, you're gonna try to make a move on Hannah?

- No. - No?

- I don't thinks he has a gay bone in her body.

Who's gonna have the first kiss? - You're 0 for 1.

Damn.

- Captain? - Yes?

- How you doing? - Pretty good.

Just looking to see where we're gonna be going tomorrow.

Okay, great.

Uh, quick question, Captain.

I'd like to confirm your policy

when it comes to visitors on board.

It's generally a rule, you don't bring girls back to the boat.

It's not a big deal, but Captain's unaware

that this happened,

and if he's gonna hear it from somebody,

I want it to be from me.

- This is--the boat's not a party place...

- Sure. - So we can't really consider it

as our own home. That's not cool

unless I know about it.

Oh, fááá.

As a mate in trial period,

I want to be completely honest with you,

and everything I know, I want you to know, obviously.

You're the master of the vessel.

Last night, two females came on after we were out.

- Really? - Yeah.

- What time was that? - Around 1:00.

I was unaware of it.

- So Bobby and, uh, Danny? - Danny, yeah.

- What are those guys thinking?

- You know, I don't want to let down the guys.