Jane the Virgin

Ah, friends. Where to start?

With the accidental insemination?

With the love story?

With the heartbreak?

J.R. broke up with me.

With the friendship...

I'll just ask one of my sisters for an egg.

I don't want to complicate our friendship.

With the marriages...

With the family...

With the career high...

The auction's over.

$500,000.

You did it, Jane.

With the three women...

At the end of the day, those three women.

Yes, friends, let's start there.

Since that's where our story began...

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was a much younger girl,

she had to face the unthinkable...

What do you mean the telenovela's gonna end?

Well, they just revealed the last big secret.

So the show's almost over.

Forever?

But Lina watches Days of our Lives

with her family, and they're on season 34.

Yes, friends,

our Jane never loved endings.

And yet, here she was, facing a doozy.

I just don't think I can say goodbye.

To the couch?

It was our first big purchase together.

How can we just get rid of it?

Just think how happy it'll make someone who didn't

just sign a massive book deal.

Come on. You said you wanted to splurge on something.

And I will, just not a $5,000 couch

Mateo's gonna jump all over.

Hey, guys...

Can you please

tell her that she has to buy something

with her book advance?

Tell him I'm going to after I finish the first round

of notes from my editor.

I just want to make sure that they like it, since

- they're paying... - Say it.

Half a million dollars!

Who... what, are you guys over it already?

Actually, we wanted to have lunch today

to tell you something.

Okay.

We're... moving to New York.

What?

So, yeah.

That's the doozy I was talking about.

This Is Mars will be filming there.

So your mother graciously offered

to transfer nursing schools.

We didn't want to say anything unless we could convince

Darci and Esteban to move.

Your father didn't want to miss out on Baby's childhood.

Not that I want to miss out on your adulthood.

But, uh, New York is just a short flight away.

I get it.

Of course.

So when are you moving?

Three days after the wedding.

Wow. Okay.

Well, it's a good thing

that we're not going on a honeymoon right away.

I'm gonna miss you.

Me, too. So much.

Oh! I can't believe

we won't be in the same city.

Oh...

Oh, no, but... this is good.

This is exciting.

If you say so.

Okay, uh, so, we still have a month.

What do we do?

Just live our lives. You have to finish

- editing your book. - Exactly.

And I'll take the lead on wedding planning.

You okay?

I just feel like I'm already losing time.

It does go quickly, friends,

as you well know.

Ah... so that's it.

My book is officially finished.

- My editor loves the new ending. - And you?

I'm, like, 98 and a half percent there.

But I have accepted

I'll never get to a hundred.

Too much anxiety. The point is,

I've typed "the end," and I'm on track for a summer release.

Badass.

Does that mean we can upgrade to a plated dinner?

: For $26 a head? No way.

My abuela's church friends can make their way to the buffet.

They've done it before. But...

I'm ready to talk all things wedding.

: All right. Let's do this.

God, I love seeing you with that checklist.

What a turn-on.

Why, thank you. Okay.

The caterer has our deposit.

The cake is confirmed and so is the DJ.

I e-mailed all the vendors and the guests

to remind them that the marathon is this weekend,

so traffic will be crazy.

Look at you talking all dirty.

Lina has confirmed

that the wedding dress is in transit.

And, ah. Now onto some open questions.

- Hit me with them open questions. - Are we...

sleeping together or apart the night before the wedding?

- Together. Definitely. - Agreed.

And I finished my vows.

- Mm. - First time I've ever finished

a writing assignment on time.

First time I haven't.

B-Because of my book.

Don't worry, I got this.

I'm not worried.

But there is one more thing we have to do.

What?

Practice our dance.

Ew. Way too sweet.

I don't want hearts on the place cards.

We're not in third grade.

Are you sure you don't want to invite

any more people to the rehearsal dinner?

Hmm? Jane won't have to spend a dime

of that book money... It's my treat.

Nah. We want to keep it small.

But if you want to bring a plus-one...

Please. That's just not what I'm about right now.

I am happily married to the Marbella.

Now let's talk schedule.

Cocktail hour will be from 5:00 to 6:00, followed by dinner.

During dinner, we'll do the toasts.

And yes,

- I will be making one. - Oh, yeah?

Yes. And it's going to be really funny.

But Petra's not funny.

I know. But she was so excited, so just laugh

- whenever she pauses. - I will.

Unless she publicly fires someone.

How was the dress fitting?

Amazing. Lina crushed it.

I'm so happy.

Oh, I can't wait to see you in it.

Oh. Love you. See you at home.

Jane? Hmm? (GASPS) Hey.

I got your e-mail, and yes, we would love

for you to marry our spirits... Though we are thinking

it's more of an after-ceremony private thing.

Great. Um, but I was

actually hoping to talk to you about something else.

Uh-oh. That's never good.

Of course. Sure. What is it?

I found Rafael's birth parents.

Yes, friends, looks like that last secret

will finally be revealed.

As you can imagine... or I can...

There are so many ways a story can end.

You found Rafael's parents?

Endings can be dramatic.

Are they crime lords?

Or shocking.

Rose isn't his mother, is she?

Or seemingly mundane.

His parents were just...

regular people.

Were?

- They're dead. - Which, of course,

is a different kind of ending altogether.

Oh, no.

Here's everything

I could find out about them.

I thought...

you should be the one to tell Rafael.

If I'm cold, I'll go shopping.

I hear there are stores in New York.

Hey. Where's Mateo? I have to get home to talk to Rafael.

Upstairs. He said he's working on some big surprise for me.

Wha...?

Mateo, what did you do?

I unpacked you, so now you don't have to move.

Looks like Jane's son doesn't like goodbyes, either.

Mateo, sweetie, Abuela still has to move.

Why?

You know why. Because of Papa's show.

That's why Papa

has to move, but Abuela could stay here with us.

- No, I can't, sweetie. - Yes, you can.

You just don't want to.

- That's not true. - You could

- if you wanted to. It'll be okay, Mateo.

It's just like we talked about.