Stranger Things

Can I help you, comrade?

My name is Yuri Ismaylov.

The warden is expecting me.

I have a very special delivery for him.

A rare import from America.

Yuri Ismaylov.

At last, we meet.

Comrade Major.

This is the Bauman spy?

He looks different.

Uglier in person, I know.

He also shaved his beard to disguise himself.

Tricky bastard.

Now this one…

This one I would recognize a continent away.

She was more beautiful in her uniform, but still,

quite striking, isn't she?

Yes, very pleasing to the eyes, comrade.

But not so pleasing to the ears, I am afraid.

As I said,

unpleasant.

But, I must say,

I, too, am curious.

The other American.

What did you do with him?

I don't know why, but I imagine him on a rack,

in the cold, stretched thin,

birds pecking his eyeballs.

Am I... close?

I have heard stories of Yuri Ismaylov,

the Peanut Butter Smuggler.

And you…

you are not the Yuri I have heard of.

I am…

I am not?

No.

No.

The Yuri I was told of had a screw loose.

And you…

have many screws loose!

I hope we have not missed the show.

On the contrary, just in time.

This key here will give you access to that weapons locker.

Choose any weapon you like.

Work together or alone.

What… what is happening?

They are being told the rules.

Rules for what?

I could tell you...