Darkwing Duck

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

3, 2, 1!

Let's get dangerous.

Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!

Look out!

Let's get dangerous.

Ha ha ha.

Finally ditched him!

Time to face the music, Negaduck!

Ooh, I love musicals!

How about a little bye-bye, birdie?

Whooaaa!

Ahh, perfect.

That pest will never find me here.

Wanna bet?

Aww-wu-dee... dee... you... just got lucky.

Lying. There's no such thing as luck.

I did it with persistence, skill,

and a good sense of dramatic timing.

Ta-ta, twerp!

Come back and fight like a Duck!

Zoom-golly. Zoom-golly!

Jhiz-boom-bally-Wally! Whoom!

Me-do voo-doo! Who-do voo-doo? Me-do voo-doo!

Who-do voo-doo? Me-do voo-doo! Who-do voo-doo?

Me-do voo-doo! Who-do voo-doo? Me-do voo-doo!

Who-do voo-doo? Me-do voo-doo! Who-do voo-doo?

I command spirits of magic crystal...

bring life to that which has none!

Bring life to that which has none!

Now you did it, Oh, Great Warzog!

You stop fire mountain.

Uh, heh-heh, think of the havoc I could wreak

with that magic doohickey.

So sorry! Gotta run!

Duck steal crystal! Stop him!

Okay, Negaduck, the jig is up.

There is Duck!

Ah, the locals.

Remember, when traveling abroad,

that we are all ambassadors of our country.

It must be a native welcoming custom.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Give back magic amulet you stole!

Darkwing Duck, steal?

You can't be serious!

Okay, fine. You're serious. You're serious.

Look, I swear I don't have it,

but I do have... this!

You make witch doctor very angry. angry.

You must suffer curse of eternal bad luck.

Not curse of eternal bad luck!

Boil Duck in oil. Skin Duck alive.

Anything but curse of eternal bad luck.

Ker-e-stroi-ka, bam-bi, dum-bo, mumbo-jumbo,

chic-ken gum-bo!

Bad luck curse. Hah!

I don't believe in silly superstitions.

Whoaaa!

Give back amulet.

Bad luck only get worse from here.

Bad luck, my webbed foot.

This could have happened to anyone.

I'll just grab this line and...

Ya see? Luck doesn't enter into it.

Hit it, Launchpad!

Whoa! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!

Imagine that superstitious witch doctor

thinking he could put a bad luck spell on Darkwing Duck!

Well, uh, Negaduck did get away, D.W.

He was just lucky... I mean... uh, never mind.

Just hurry, Launchpad.

We mustn't be late for my fan club meeting.

I don't want to let my thousands of admirers down.

Oops!

Waahh-hah-hah-hah!

Ahem!

Welcome fellow fans, groupies, and hero worshipers!

Darkwing! Darkwing!

Darkwing!

Some fan club.

Looks like a fund raiser for the Save-The-Geeks foundation.

As president of our fan club,

I'm honored to welcome that hero of heroes...

Darkwing Duck!

Uh... what happened?

I'm sure he'll surprise us

with one of his heroic entrances.

Yaaahh!

See? What'd I tell ya?

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Darkwing... what a guy!

Oh, Darkwing! You big hunk, ya! Ha ha ha!

This is my entire fan club?

Kind of underwhelming, huh?

At least the dip's good,

if you don't mind ceiling plaster.

Well, they may not be much, but they're mine.

Fortunately, I've prepared a short, dignified speech.

Ahem!

Good evening, throngs of adoring fans.

Boy, that really was short!

Hey, Gos, what's wrong with D.W.?

What's wrong with him?

He just came down with the world's worst case of klutzititis!

Oh, it's probably just the bad luck curse that the witch doctor put on him.

That's just a silly superstition!

Yeah, right.

If this magic gizmo really works,

I'll turn St. Canard into kitty kibble!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Chowtime, Leo!

Well, it certainly is a lovely sherbet sculpture,

uh, miss.

In fact, it makes me wish

you were being attacked by some horrible menace...

Just so I could demonstrate the fantastic abilities

you have come to idolize, of course.

I got to watch what I wish for.

Aah!

Okay, Furball, show me your best stuff.

Whoa! That's pretty good stuff.

Carve him into kitty litter!

Rip Duck's feathers out!

Party poopers!

I know you're busy, but don't forget

tonight's the first annual Darkwing Duck parade.

Got it!

Wouldn't miss it!

Hang on, Darkwing!

Ugh! Ugh!

Attacked by a stone lion?

Who could be behind this psychokinetic phenomena?

Negaduck!

I should have known.

Babalu! Boogalu!

Tar and feather Duck!

There is Duck!

Ciao, boys! No time to play.

Now I get it!

Negaduck must have stolen the amulet.

Maybe he can give those natives the slip,

but not Darkwing Du...ohh-ohh-oh!

Bad luck, D.W.

It looks like you slipped on this thing.

Bad luck? I've got great...!

I just slipped on a clue!

And, once I decipher this code's hidden meaning,

I'll know what Negaduck is up to!

I've analyzed the chemical composition of this stuff.

It's nothing but ordinary Kooky Clay.

Eh, yeah, but what would Negaduck want with Kooky Clay, D.W.?

Elementary, my dear Launchpad.

Uh-oh.

Aah!

The bad luck curse.

You see? My luck isn't bad.

I could have fallen 1,000 feet to my demise.

Yaahh!

You see?

My luck isn't bad!

I could have been hit by a car.

You see? My luck isn't bad.

This clothesline broke my fall.

At least there's no one here

to witness my humiliation.

Oh, Darkwing!

Just in time for your parade.

Say, pretty nifty disguise.

Oh, ha ha ha... A disguise...of course it is.

'Cause I...I don't dress like this normally.

Hah, the mighty masked Mallard...

taking a time-out from crimebusting

to join his parade.

Anything for my fan club.

Some fan club.

Looks like a fund raiser

for the Save-The-Geeks foundation.

Time to rain on Darkwing Duck's parade.

Suck water, do-gooder!

I'm not standing still for... aah!

Yes! Darkwing's washed up like yesterday's laundry.

Get ready to eat those words, Negaduck.

Hah! The only thing that's gonna be eaten is you!

That little thing's gonna eat me?

No, that big thing!

Easy there, hipster, ole buddy.

I'm one of your regular customers.