10 Things I Hate About You

And that's 10 points for theatre.

Do you know that I used the correct British spelling ...

... and not the bastarized American version.

Why must we allways ruin everything?

I think I get my nipples pierced in protest.

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Or maybe a sexy back tattoo.

Dad, I'm dropping out of school...

...to become an adult film star.

That's nice, honey.

- She's late for curfew - At least the hounds.

Do you think, that's funny? Hounds run my To-Do-List.

Dad, relax. She's at a soccer game.

The odds of her beeing kidnapped and sold into slavery are very slim.

Thanks for bringing that up.

I just were choosing a car accident.

Sorry.

But she's my little flower.

If she's your little flower, what am I?

You're my big tough cactus!

Green, spiny and felid, that's great, Dad.

What I mean is - someone messes with you, you stab him.

Plus, cactuses are never out late on a school night...

trying to ....

Our correct name is cacti.

Thank god you're home safe, so I can kill ya.

Daddy, before you say anything

I've would have been on time today...

but I had to save a life tonight.

What happened?

After the game we decided to grab something to eat

and .. this guy started chocking

and I just shot my eyelash-curler down his throat

in order to safe his life.

Way to go, McGroover.

Daddy, maybe one day I become a doctor..

..so I can save lives like you every day!

That's sweet, now blow into this.

See ... all clear.

Now, Lady's late, we'll see how long you

grounded, when your testresults get back.

Cat .. go to your sister, honey

you need to make sure

It's her year and I know the drill.

This family is so ... twisted !

I need to show you something.

Careful, that's borderline sexual harassment.

How borderline?

Crearly I'm not working hard enough.

Same shirts.

Wow, two things that match.

Pretty soon you'll be reading.

So you know about the show tonight.

Of course.

That's strange.

Typically pretty girls are very good liars.

There. The club ...

..is called Life Fate.

Of course you need a fake ID.

Ahm.

And you ... need some manners.

I'm grounded for the entire weekend. Apparently I'm irresponsible.

Can't you leave the house at all, because..

... I was thinking, you and I

could go for a frozen yoghurt.

Mother Theresa would look shady.

Hey, Bianca. I heard, you got busted for staying out late last night.

Eow, Avery, check your sources.

My dad is stoned 24/7.

He doesn't care when I come home.

So I'll see you at the swimteam party tonight, right?

I'm all over it like mustard.

I didn't know your dad was a pothead.

He's not. He's strict, but strict parents...

... are so 2004.

That means we've got a secret.

It also means, I'm screwed.

Don't worry, I'll never tell.

Not unless they tickle me.

No Cameron, I'm screwed, because I didn't know about that party.

- No biggie, happens to me all the time! - Exactly!

Cameron, I'll now need to tutor you in the language of popularity.

- Ok. - Rule # 1: Information is power.

Think of it as a pyramid.

At the top are those who are invited to the party.

People lower them are inviting people who wanna come...

... but don't know, where the party is.

And below them at the very bottom...

ak.a. the blissfully irrelevant.

ak.a me.

Not anymore!

You just became relevant.

Because we are going to that party.

We? Like the sound of that.

First, we need you to find out, where the party is.

Why you just don't ask Avery?

If I ask someone, where the party is ...

... then I know, I'm on your social level and ...

... I just can't risk that.

Sorry!

Popularitiy is a brutal language.

And they don't even make a .... for it.

But don't worry, I'm a good teacher.

Up the zip fellas, ladys in the house.

There's nobody in here.

You supposed to wait in that stall. I'll guard the door.

Ahhh, gross.

Do you know they supposed to pee in the bowl, right?

Aagh, so who is this guy again?

No one knows. He's called The Wizard and he just knows ...

... how to get stuff.

I heard, that last year he got some ? and new kidney.

I have a hard time believing.

Okay, what do you want?

A .... fake ID.

Sixty bucks and a photo.

Oh, he's like Chris Angel.

Dude, did you seen Kelly Morris out there today?

Can't look at her direction without streching my speedo.

Well, I guess you're not coming skinny dipping then to my party.

Dude, you dry off the pool here?

Think, you should save me.

Aquaman, what's your name?

Chip Petterson.

Just wanted to see who makes these.

Hmm

Bianca ... I know where the party is.

Oh, where is it?

It's at Chip Petterson's house. I hacked into the school studens database...

...and found his address.

- Ew, like 24. - Terrorist bad.

- I know. - So I thought maybe we could grab dinner before.

Before I do anything, I have to get out of beeing grounded...

...which means convincing my father that I am...

...trustworthy, dependable and unlikely to have sex.

So much harder, than stopping terrorists.

Ok, you can peek.

Bianca, this looks amazing.

Ah, should't we say grace.

We haven't said grace, since you stopped using your Pocahontas-fork.

Let us pray.

Thank you Lord for this bountiful harvest.

And bless the underprivileged and teenaged children in new highschools.

- Amen. - Ok, Bianca, what gives?

Cat, please. Ok, Bianca, what gives?

Daddy, I've been thinking about my ? recently.

Ever since I met this great group of kids at school...

...speaking of which, they invited me to this killer bible study tonight.

Can I go?

And the Oscar goes to... ...Bianca Stratford for lying to her father.

Zip it, Satan.

Dad, I really hate to miss it.

I think tonight I get my purity ring.

And I think tonight you'll be home with the purity security.

Dad, is it ok if I go out?

There's a foreign film festival I want to check out.

- Well, why should you not? -That's it?

When I go out I have to file the flight plans with the FAA.

But she gets to go out without questions asked?

Gonna drink? - No. - Drugs? - No. Sex? - Gross.

Satisfied?

You know what, Dad? I gave up everything I worked so hard for back in Ohio.

Last year I had 42 pictures in the Year Book...

...as a Freshman, thank you very much.

Yeah.

Who put pictures of you in a stupid yearbook.

That's not the point. The point is ...

... I'm worried that no matter how hard I try...

...I'll never gonna be as happy here as I was back home.

What do you really have going on tonight?

A party.

Plain and simple. And I'll be home by curfew...

...and I volunteer for a full battery of tests, I promise.

Sure, your sister will take you.

- No. - But Dad.

Cat, please. Just do this one thing for me.

I have plans tonight and they don't involve carpooling.

Why can't you be on my side for once?

Bianca, calm down. I'll take you to the party...

... and I just wait for you in the car outside.

Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a Baby-Bjorn?

Forget it.

Ohh, so dramatic.

I know you don't think I'm on your side, but I am.

I mean, we're sisters.

I kinda have to love you.

But tonight...as the first time since we've been here

I promise. Your next 'can't miss or die your social ? party' not only ...

will I drive you. I'll do it without mocking ...

C'mon, that was funny, c'mon.

Of course, this is why we're not closer.

Are you ready for our first swimteam party?

Actually I was thinking

this could be considered our first date.

$ 24 plus tip.

I'll give that.

I forgot my wallet.

For your sake I hope your girlfriend has cash.

Do you have any ... Wait, you...

..you thought she could be my girlfriend?