Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer (うる星やつら2 ビューティフル・ドリーマー)

Four Matilda IIs and one Churchill advancing.

Their formation is marvelous, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's amazing that they can maintain their speed and move without breaking formation.

Even our armor-piercing rounds couldn't penetrate their front armor.

That's where tactics and skill come in.

Yeah!

Wake up, Mako.

Start up our tank, but be careful it doesn't get too loud.

All 5 enemy tanks are advancing.

As we discussed earlier, we shall be the bait.

Everyone else, please remain on standby on the ridge.

Let's start Operation Sneaky!

Okay!

Um, what are we going to do?

We're supposed to open fire on them and have them pursue us.

I wonder if it'll all go down well.

If we lose, you're performing the Anglerfish Dance.

This is our first battle.

All we can do is try our best.

Let's do this.

Right? We just gotta do it.

Just seeing a British tank move around live makes me overjoyed!

You sure look happy.

I'm sorry.

No problem.

We weren't trying to blow them up anyway.

Zig-zag around as much as possible!

Our armor is fairly thin, so we can't afford to take a direct hit.

Understood.

Every cake should be strawberry shortcake...

Oh yeah.

I'm not at home anymore!

I'll take up Panzerfahren!

The smell of freshly baked bread!

We don't have Sunkus stores at home.

It's both ugly and cute!

What are you going to eat for lunch today?

I wonder what I should pick.

I wonder what's for lunch today.

Let's buy some bread and eat it on the roof.

Hey there, miss!

Wanna eat together?

Come on, Saori.

You're startling Nishizumi.

Sorry, sorry!

Now, let me ask properly.

Would you like to join us for lunch?

Me?! Join you?

We picked a girl up!

We've wanted to talk to you for a while.

What? Really?

You always seem so air-headed and amusing!

"Amusing"?

Yes.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm...

Takebe Saori.

Your birthday's June 22nd.

And you're Isuzu Hana.

Your birthday's December 16th.

Correct.

Wow, you even remembered our birthdays!

Yeah.

I checked the class register so I'd know once I made some friends.

Isn't Nishizumi a peculiar one?

Right! Can I call you by your first name?

"Miho"...

That's great!

It's so friendly!

Here's your mackerel meal.

I'm so happy I made some friends.

I moved here to Ooarai alone.

I see.

Life is strange.

Like long, drawn-out love triangles,

being turned down before you've even confessed,

or finding out the guy you're dating is seeing four other girls.

Did something happen in your family?

Maybe a quarrel or an unforeseen inheritance?

That's not really...

Oh, okay. Did your parents get a different job?

Let's eat before it gets cold.

Aren't we manipulating information there?

You worry too much.

Understood.

I shall start right away.

Want to hang out after school?

What? Hang out?

It's like I'm in a girl's high school!

But you are.

You know, there's something I need to ask you about.

It's been a problem for me.

I'm a bit too popular.

That again?

A lot of guys have been approaching me lately.

What should I do?

A lot?

I mean, they're just from the neighborhood...

Every day they greet me with, "Good morning," or, "How's it going?"

Like I've been telling you, those are just greetings.

But I'm sure they have a crush on me.

Yeah, sure.

Takebe, you're always so bright and easy to approach.

Maybe that's why they want to be your friend.

I think it's a good thing if you can make friends quickly.

I was so happy today when you called out to me!

I thought I'd made a wonderful friend!

You're great yourself, Nishizumi.

What? No! Not at all!

You're always so calm and strong.

And also so mature.

I'm so jealous!

Please...

I'm told so often that I'm too stiff...

Really?

At my last school, people would always get upset and tell me not to rely on them.

I wonder what I have to do to be more like you.

Maybe it's because I've been doing flower arrangement forever.

That's awesome!

I've always wanted to try that!

It's nice to be girly and beautiful.

Thank you so much for being my friend.

Our pleasure.

The President?

What's the Student Council doing here?

Hey Nishizumi, sweety!

Yes!? Um...

She's the Student Council President.

There's also the Vice President and the Public Relations Reprensentative.

We've got a little business to discuss.

Yes?

About your elective choice...

Take up Panzerfahren, okay? Thanks.

Um, I'm fairly sure this school doesn't have Panzerfahren on its curriculum.

It's being brought back starting this year.

I specifically came here thinking it wouldn't have any tanks.

Well, it must be fate then!

I thought I could choose my electives myself!

Thanks for picking it!

Now the next question.

Nishizumi.

Miho.

What's wrong?

Are you unwell?

Go to the infirmary then.

Teacher, my stomach hurts!

I've got a chronic condition!

A lot of girls seem to be feeling sick today.

Just get some peace and quiet.

Miho.

Are you okay?

Just lie down.

I'll bring your bag if you leave school early.

Thanks.

Just what did the President tell you?

Tell us if you don't mind.

She told me they're resurrecting Panzerfahren.

Panzerfahren, as in the martial art traditionally reserved for girls?

What does that have to do with you?

She told me to take up Panzerfahren.

What? Why?

Um... Well...

Is that some sort of harassment?

Oh, I get it!

Are you in a love triangle with someone on the Student Council?

No!

If the thought of taking up Panzerfahren was so hard for you to take,

are you maybe some battle-hardened war hero?

You go in 1-on-1, extort money and go on a rampage?

Not really.

So what is it?

You see, my family has a long history in Panzerfahren.

But I don't really have any nice memories of it.

I came to this school to avoid the Panzer.

I get it now...

I see.

Well, you don't have to force yourself!

I mean, it's not like all girls have to do it anymore.

If going to the Student Council alone to turn them down bothers you, we'll come with you.

Thanks.

The lesson is already over.

And it was just starting to feel cozy here.

Now it's just homeroom left.

What's that?

To every student.

Gather in the gym.

Gather in the gym.

What's going on?

No idea.

This is how they do things.

Everyone's used to it.

Quiet down.

We shall now show you an orientation to your required elective.

Introduction to Panzerfahren

Introduction to Panzerfahren

Introduction to Panzerfahren

Introduction to Panzerfahren

Introduction to Panzerfahren

Introduction to Panzerfahren