Goodbye, 20th Century (Збогум на дваесеттиот век!)

"So the Almighty Lord said with all of His rage

- I will destroy all evil hearts.

human and beast and creeping things and birds

on the sky. for i'm sorry that I have created them".

(Book of Genesis. Old Testament)

Macedonia, The Balkans. Year 2019.

Only The Animals Survived!

A film by Darko & Aleksandar

Good Bye, 20th Century!

Wow...

Hot, isn't it?

Very hot...

Hey, there was a tree here last year. wasn't there?

Did't we have a deal?

Don't you remember out deal about the trees?

What's up, cat got your toque? What was our bloody deal?

Do you think you are the only one who misses the trees?

I like trees too... ...but they've gone!

OK.

No more trees - ever!

Our Father who are in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom com, Thy will be done.

On Earth as it is in Heaven...

Give us our daily bread and forgive us our debts

as we also have forgiven our debtors...

and lead us not into temptation.

but deliver us from the Evil one!

Drop dead! Drop dead! you deaf son of a bitch!

With passion transformed into fire. I light the holy...

... brothel?!

While the whole world lies in confusion like a naked whore!

And inside me burns a passion of Gods, a suicidal impulse!

The Cosmos is inside me!

My seed creates planets!

That's the way I am, kid...

...blessed by eternity!

I leave you behind in dust... and oblivion!

very hot day to die...

Blood for blood.

Oh son, dear son.

Dying while still so young.

Like a candle you have blown.

Like a bird you have flown...

Oh son, dear son...

You're a cursed man, Kuzman! The ground, won't take you!

If you ever meet us. run away fast!

Should you ever return, we'll bring evil upon you...

we'll burn your house down and kill all of yours!

And if you want to see her again - sure you can...

...as a dead man only!

Well, that's all we could do for you.

You're on your own now!

What are ya starin' at?

I'm not staring!

So, ya're callin' me a liar, are ya?

Okay, fine!

Whatta 'bout a shave, eh?

It's cheap! For a nickel, I'm gonna shave all of ya!

Okay, Okay...

An' how would ya feel about payin' two nickels then?

I'm gonna give ya a haircut as well as a shave!

Fine.

Fine, eh?

Let's skip th' shave, okay?

What if I give ya two nickels an' tell ya yer future?

And what if I just smash your face in?

An'what if ya smash my face in an'don't give a shit 'bout it?

What a bad mean motherfucker!

So - ya're all bad mean motherfucker! You'd all like

a shave, but nobody wanna know what's gonna happen to him!

What kind of people are ya?

One thing isn't clear to me...

... don't ya care what will happen to you?

If there'll be another war, or earthquake or who'll govern...

When you're gonna die, eh?

How many children ya're gonna have?

Don't you know how many things I can tell ya?

So many things to be told... but nobody wants to ask!

C'mon on then, ask me something! Go on, ask!

Ask me, ya motherfucker!

What was my mother name?

Nadezda

Bullshit!

Bullshit, yeah, damn right it's bullshit. I'm a prophet.

I can't see what happened. I can see what will happen!

Let's take you, for example - you can't die, can ya?

Well, of course you can't... You think it's so easy, do ya?

Well, have ya ever bothered t' ask someone? Have ya asked...

...me, for example?

Who are you?

Whatta ya mean who am I? I've told ya who I am -

... I'm a prophet, disquised as a barber!

But let's see who are you...

Ya're Kuzman, right?

The man who can't die! The ground doesn't won't you!

It's not up to me...

Like hell, it's up to me!

But why are you in such a rush to die?

I'm not rushing... I am...

...dead!

They shot me!

Shot you?

Who shot ya?

Your turn first - what's gonna happen to me tommorow?

Tommorow? Ya'll arm yerself tommorow and go far away.

So who shot ya, then? - My own people!

And why did they shoot ya?

And why do I have to arm myself?

'Cause ya'll have to fight. Why did they shot ya?

Cause they think it's my fault that all our children died!

So who do I have to fight against?

I'll tell ya later. Go on with yer story -

... what happened to th' children?

Wasn't a big deal, in the last 3 months all the kids died!

The priest said it was my fault.

But what do you think - was it really your fault they died?

I has a lot of women... beautiful women. sure...

... but I couldn't get a hard-on with any of them!

So what? - So nothing!

The priest told me to go to church and pray. So I did...

I said a prayer, and while I was praying, Isaw a fresco...

... of a saint woman! - So what?

Who do I have to fight?

With a guy who plays on a gun.

A guy, with hair... And what happened next?

Who's the man that plays on a gun?

A guy, with a green hair...

So, what happened when ya saw the saint?

I liked her!

So, ya liked her... - Tell me more about that guy!

So, ya liked her... then what?

Then I got a hard-on! - So ya got it up. eh?

Yeah, I got it up!

Big deal, ya got it up... what next?

Then I took all my clothes off!

He fucked her!

I knew that! He fucked her!

What was on yer mind, what th' hell was onyer mind...

You must be mad, really, to fuck a saint?!

I wasn't mad! I got a hard on!

It was her look...

She wouldn't take her eyes off me.

And I thought that she loves me...

that she loves me passionately ... like a real woman!

And it seemed so natural to take my clothes off

in front of someone who was looking at me so passionately.

so I did...

A few days later, the children started dying...

The priest said that there were tears on the fresco...

He said the saint'd taken her revenge, because of something!

So I admitted it! I confessed...

I felt sorry... for those poor kids...

And they shot me! My ownpeople!

And if you were to die...

Is there anyone who would cry for you?

There is...

All right then

Let me tell ya now, about th' man who plays on a gun...

he's the keeper of the Glass City! Underneath the city.

there's a wall where the fate of all mankind is written.

That's where you'll find your own destiny. Read what it says

and then you'll know what you have to do so you can die!

Oh, I almost forgot... To get inside.

you will have to kill the guy with a green hair!

So won't you tell me what's written on the wall?

Well, if I knew what was written on the wall...

I wouldn't send you all the way there, would I?

Well, whatta tribe ya are, folks, whatta seed...

Hey! I lied to you back there...

The future is uncertain, just asiscrewed up as the past!

Like your mother's name - Ikonija!

Citizens! The Great Empreror Alexander Wildenbrat was right

when he build separate ghettos for children and

their mothers which they weren't allowed to leave!

They send the pregnant women there too, so they wouldn't

disturb the peaceful citizens by their awfull appearance.

He knew that the children, in fact, were cruel old man!

Loving chldren, citizens, is like loving shit!

The Great Empreror Alexandar Wildenbrat would throw up

whenever he saw a child! The smell of a child.

that's one of the most disgusting smells, citizens!

Damyan..

Marco, Strezzo...

Gorazd...