Wow! You're Amazing (Waah! Tera Kya Kehna)

Sir, we are from City International Bank in Delhi.

Your company, The Oberoi Industries had applied

for a loan of Rs. 500 crores from our bank

for The Oxygen Cylinder Project.

Yes, yes I know it. Yes, I know it.

This was my grandson Raju's dream project.

Our bank has sanctioned the loan.

Sir, we would like to give this good news to Raj Oberoi.

Where is he, sir?

My Raju.. My grandson..

That genius and intelligent boy..

The one who would talk about big businesses..

My Raju. My grandson.

My grandson.. He's just like a kid now.

Because of an accident, he lost his mental stability.

He has nothing left in his life, except a few memories.

Sir, we are very sorry.

We don't require the loan.

Give this loan to the companies that are in need

and where the labours can get jobs.

And with their blessings, I hope Raju recovers soon.

Okay, sir. We'll leave.

Dad, your feelings for Raj

and your tears make us feel low.

The truth is, we can't see you depressed.

Father-in-law, refusing Rs. 500 crores isn't a good business.

Dad, when we can manage so many factories

we can take care of this new project as well.

Yes. 100 percent.

If you say, I'll do it myself.

Dad, my son Vicky is also your grandson just like Raj.

Dear, it's not about being a grandson.

It's about attributes and capabilities.

There may be many mangoes in the garden.

But some are sour and a very few are sweet.

Yes, that's right. According to you

I'm a rotten mango

which should be thrown into the trash.

This is his quality. Yes.

I'm sure father-in-law won't mind his words.

He knows him since childhood.

Dad, hand over that project to him. - Yes.

Then you'll see. He'll manage the entire property.

Daughter-in-law

how will he take care of such a huge project

when he can barely manage to stand firmly?

Take care of your son. He's worthless according to me.

I hope he doesn't fall on the ground.

Told you.

Dad! - Tell me, dear. - Dad. - Yes?

What's the difference between that psycho and me?

There's not much of a difference, son.

That fellow drinks milk in the morning.

And my son drinks beer every morning.

That fellow massages my dad's feet every day.

Whereas my son thinks of strangling my dad every day.

That's the only difference between him and you.

Wow! What a fun!

This green coloured ice-cream was superb.

And the white one felt like I had snow

and it went into my tummy.

There are no words to describe the chocolate flavour.

And the orange flavour was also awesome.

I really enjoyed it. I felt like I ate up a sugar factory.

Mr. Raju, you shouldn't eat too much of ice-cream.

Else, you'll suffer from pneumonia.

I'm spending my grandpa's money. Not your dad's money.

Don't do this drama.

I need to stay slim after eating the ice-cream.

Hey! Mr. Murari!

Come here. I need to tone down, help me jog.

Come fast. - That's ridiculous.

Since 2 hours, I've been jogging like a donkey just for you.

I'm so tired.

Mr. Murari, if you jog only then I can become slim.

Look at how much I eat. - Will you become slim if I jog?

What a crazy man I've met. - Hey, I'm not crazy.

I just have one shortcoming. Everything else is perfect.

I hope you screw up with all that's perfect. Idiot!

Hey, don't call me a monkey.

Else, I'll cancel all the rounds you've completed.

Come on. Start from the top.

Count from the beginning!

Again? - Yes, once again. One.

God! I've already completed 10 rounds. - One!

Take out 25 ice-creams. - Around 25 more?

Yes, 25 more. - You've already eaten 50.

You don't understand. I want to break Meena's record.

Who's Meena? - Meena is my girlfriend.

I'm going to marry her.

We have an affair from a long time.

Give it to me!

When I kiss the ice-cream, I feel like I'm kissing Meena.

Is that so? Then you kiss her.

Meena, right?

I love you, Meena.

Hey, Mr. Murari. Murari, one minute.

Listen to me. - Yes. What is it? - Come here.

I feel like shooting a question at you.

A question should be asked, not shot.

But I shoot it.

Once, there was an elephant and an ant.

They were good friends.

One day, they were playing hide and seek.

And the ant.. The ant was hiding in a temple.

How was the elephant able to find out

that the ant is in the temple?

Perhaps another elephant informed this elephant

that the ant is in the temple. - The elephant is very smart.

He never asks anybody. He thinks all by himself.

I don't know. I lose.

Answer me. - I don't get it. - Do you accept defeat? - Yes.

The elephant saw the ant's slippers outside the temple

so he figured out that the ant is inside the temple.

Such a tiny ant, with tiny slippers

spotted by an elephant? - Yes, that's right.

I'll go for another 30 rounds. - Okay.

Okay. - I'll commit suicide..

I asked for 50 ice-creams. Why have you given me just one?

This is cheating! - Will you have the rest of it

here or shall I pack it for you? - Listen to me.

Send this ice-cream stall to my bungalow. - Sure.

Send it by today. Okay? - Yes, sir. - Get him!

Hey, what are you doing? What's happening?

We are kidnapping you. - Kidnapping?

Okay. Most welcome. Careful! Careful!

I'll get hurt. - My money!

Forget it. - Murari will give it. I'm busy.

Scoundrels..

What's the matter?

Something that I feared would happen.

What fear? - Which you didn't have.

What are you trying to say? - What do I say now?

When you get the call, you'll understand.

Hello? - Hello, Grandpa.

These people are useless. Don't give them any money.

I'll trick them and run away.

Don't you dare hit my grandson. - Enough! Enough!

I have understood you love your grandson a lot.

Now, your grandson is a cash token of 10 crores.

The next time I call you

I'll tell you the place where you will come with the ransom.

Else, I'll cut your grandson into tiny pieces

and send him to your home. - It's not your right.

Why are you shivering?

Were you selling peanuts before?

Dad, I understand that we need to save Raj.

But wasting such a huge amount

for nothing isn't wise.

Son, what's the use of all this money

if it cannot save a life?

There was an elephant and an ant.

They were travelling on a scooter

passing the Gateway of India.

Suddenly, a truck came and hit them.

The elephant died, but the ant survived. How?

Very simple. Very simple.

The ant must have jumped from the scooter.

Was there a swimming pool? Was there a swimming pool?

No. - She must have hidden behind the elephant.

Were they playing hide and seek? Don't talk rubbish.

Do you accept defeat? - Okay. - Okay.

The ant was wearing a helmet. Safety first.

Now, I'll run away. - No! No, no..

My cash token of Rs. 10 crores.

It's not easy to escape from my trap.

Never mind. I'll tell you what.

Hold me here tightly. - Okay.

You, too, do the same. - Okay.

You, hold my collar. Collar! - Hold him tightly!

You, hold my back.

Okay? - Yes. - Is everyone ready? - Yes.

One, two, three, four, five! Five, four, three, two, one!

One, two, three, four, five!

He ran away! Catch him!

Catch me. Catch me! Come and catch me.

One minute! One minute! Time, please. Time, please.

Time, please. Time, please. I'm out. I'll be out.

Time, please! Time, please!

Stay in there! Time, please!

What's going on here? - Inspector, it's me.

Oh! Raj. It's you. - Yes.

They had kidnapped me. - What!

I ran away from there, they chased me.

I ran to the road, they followed me to there.

Then I went to the garden, they followed me there, too.

When I came to the police station, they still followed me.

What are you saying? - Look.

Something may be wrong with your speech

but your brain is absolutely fine.

I have been saying from the very beginning

that only my speech is impaired, else everything is fine.

Quiet! - Don't cry!

Dogs cries are inauspicious. Inspector, I shall leave now.

My grandpa is an old man. He must be worried.

I have to take care of him. - Okay, go.

Grandpa, I'm here!

Raju, my dear! My dear Raju! My darling!

My dear Raju! - I'm here!

Did they let you go?