Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation

Okay, pups. As we continue

on our first family vacation to Alfred Creek Falls,

it's time for my infamous animal impressions.

Groans? Come on, pups.

You used to love dad's animal impressions.

(SCOFFS) Until they got weird.

Weird, Claudette?

Yeah, Dad. I gotta agree with Claudette on this one.

I mean, doing a porpoise impression.

Weird.

Claudette, why the long face?

Mom, why couldn't we bring our friends?

We've gone over this, Claudette.

This is a family vacation.

And our first one together.

We get closer

when we have these shared experiences.

And what do we always say about a strong family? Huh? Huh?

A strong family can survive almost anything.

She has puppy love.

Puppy love? Like a boyfriend?

Oh... Wait a minute.

You mean Fleet?

Mom, chill.

He's not my boyfriend, he's just a friend.

Okay, when you come to a corner,

plant your front paws and just let your body slide.

Your turn!

Plant your paws! Whoa...

Fleet?

Mmm...

(CLAUDETTE MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)

Sorry.

I was just, uh,

thinking about all my great friends!

Did you hear that, Stinky?

Fleet's just a friend.

Hey, I'm staying above the fray,

but let me just say, Fleet is one fast dog.

Especially with the kissy snout.

Humphrey, did you hear that?

Mom, stop it. You're being controlling!

I'm being a parent!

And, Runt, you wanna lose a patch of fur?

Just keeping it real.

Ha! How's this for real?

You, uh...

Hey!

Boy, she missed again.

Well, at least they're not bored anymore.

Runt, you get down here!

Claudette, stop it!

Hey, you two, knock it off!

Oh, she missed again, and again.

Should have taken those tree climbing lessons I offered.

Mom, Dad, may I suggest some parenting tips?

When I become the leader, I will create a wolf park,

so the younger ones can be supervised.

Okay, Runt, come down.

Claudette, stand down,

and, Stinky, my eldest son,

that was the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard.

And, Runt, what about you?

Constantly hugging Frieda and Fran, the porcupines!

Yeah, that's really normal!

Wait! That's why I'm always pulling needles out of you?

They never get hugs!

Because they're mean girls!

Oh, they're not mean, they're just, prickly.

And they wanted to come on our trip too!

And just to roll with that,

if I had been able to bring Brent,

he could have helped supervise these two.

Oh, great.

All we need is your grizzly bear bromance tagging along!

Seriously, Stinky,

Brent is cool, but he is a hot mess.

He's not a mess.

Huh? He travels with a porcupine life coach!

Hello.

Agnes keeps him chill!

Okay, Runt, you get down here right now!

And, Claudette, when we get back,

I'm going to leash Fleet and tie him to a tree!

And, Stinky,

you know we respect mixing it up

with all the critters,

but a little bit of Brent goes a long way.

Also, his grizzly momma scares the heck out of me.

If I had pants I would be wetting them.

Seriously, Stinky,

the last time I asked if you and he could have a play date,

she growled at me!

Brent and I have big plans

when we lead the forest one day.

We're gonna merge the wolf pack with the bear clan.

Great idea!

What do they say about brilliance skipping a generation?

Come on, guys, you love each other.

Claudette, remember that time you and Stinky

almost died trying to save Runt?

This is for Runt!

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Stinky!

Stinky!

Claudette!

Oh, my gosh. What do we... Jump! Jump!

Guilt.

Mmm-hmm.

Can we please continue our lovely family vacation?

Take a look at that view.

Isn't it something?

Just gorgeous.

What is it, Stinky?

I smell wolves, coming close.

And your smell is right again.

Hurry, Julia, hurry!

Wait, wait! What is going on?

You need to get out of here!

What? What for?

They're trapping wolves!

Trapping wolves?

They're relocating us.

When the caribou population dwindled...

Relocating? Are we seriously back to that?

Oh, they're taking away all the forest,

and when the forest goes, so go the caribou.

They're also capturing wolf pups!

What? They're transporting them

to the other side of the country.

Humphrey and I have been through this before.

Ow!

Where am I?

Humphrey, is that you?

Kate, where are we?

I don't know.

Oh, maybe we're dead.

Nope. Definitely not dead. Ow!

Well, at least they left us some water.

You got water?

Nope, definitely not water.

Little piece of advice.

If you wake up in a crate, don't drink the water.

Are they capturing wolves everywhere?

No, not past the border or the mountains.

Most of the wolves are hiding in the mountains.

That's where Liz and I are going.

Quick, under the trees. Now!

They're even shooting from the air.

But only tranquilizer guns.

"Only tranquilizer guns."

They can do a lot of harm.

(GRUNTING) Oh, you make me so mad!

Whoa, hey, I was just kidding.

Huh.

You're kinda cute.

Really? You think?

So... Wow! Okay. Cute, yeah.

That's the... Look.

Thank you, first of all,

but do you mean "cute" in like a rugged,

kind of handsomely cute...

Yow! Again with the butt.

These mosquitoes are out of control.

Ooh. (LAUGHING)

I'll meet you on Mars. Ooh.

Right after I eat the Milky Way.

Ooh, that sounds good.

Save some for me.

So how are you two gonna get to the mountains?

There are too many fields, you'll be spotted.

We don't have a choice.

They're combing the forest right behind us.

You and your family need to hide.

How long is this gonna go on?

It usually lasts five moons or so.

We're going for it!

Be careful!

Go, go, go!

Oh, no! Come on, come on!

Kate, the pups!

We'll never make it to the mountains from here.

Too many fields.

We gotta go across the border.

Okay, the border. But, Humphrey,

we still gotta get across that field!

Wait a minute.

I smell humans coming.

It must be the trappers.

How far is the train? The train?

It's the fastest way to the border, and we did it once.

Yeah, but getting to it was something else.

Hey, need a ride?

Jump! Trust me!

I told you you could trust me.

Angle left!

Roll right!