Gravity Falls

What do we do, Chadley?

I thought they were dead.

Far worse, Trixandra.

They're nearly almost dead but not quite!

Man, these movies are a lot less scary

when you've actually fought real zombies.

They're slow.

Just power-walk away from them.

How much you want to bet that guy dies first?

Aah! My face is being eaten a lot.

Chadley ain't pretty no more.

One second.

Ugh, another text from Robbie.

Oh, yeah, Robbie.

How's, uh, how's all that going?

Ugh, I'm over him.

I just wish he was over me.

Just look at these texts.

Winky frown?

What does that even mean?

And you're not...

not like, seeing any other guys or...

Of course I am.

Meet my new boyfriend, dude.

Right, right.

So...

So, you know, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to,

I mean, if--if you and me would ever,

I mean, if maybe you...

Hmm, wanted to join me and Mabel on this mystery hunt tomorrow.

Conspiracy stuff and all that.

That's all.

Yeah, dude.

I love doing junk with friends.

Yo, Chadley, watch out!

Yeah. 'Cause that's what we are.

It's all we'll ever be...

Friends.

Dude, you're lying on my bra.

Hey, easy with that.

It's genuine plastic.

And re-pave the cracks

in the parking lot while you're at it.

I don't want my car falling into China.

Mr. Pines, what exactly caused all this damage?

I need to write a report.

Uh, a big woodpecker.

Keep the change.

I'm winking under my eye patch.

Works for me.

Now where'd those kids run off to?

Thank you all for coming.

Hey, when there's a mystery,

you can count on your sister-ee.

That's an amazing rhyme.

"When you want some good--

When, when you need a Soos..."

You've-- Oh, gosh. I don't know.

We're here to solve the number one mystery in Gravity Falls.

Who wrote this journal?

Thirty years ago the author vanished without a trace,

but according to this new clue,

we may have found his secret hiding place.

We find that author, we learn the answers to everything.

We just need to figure out a way to get down there...

Chop it down, dudes.

Wendy.

Oh, hey. You came.

Dude, I'm so stoked about this.

I've been wanting to go adventuring with you guys.

Sure beats picking up after my dad at home.

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Who put that wall there?

Ow!

Thanks for the invite, man.

Any time you want to-- I'm-- We're always-- Us.

Uh-oh.

Inviting Wendy on our mission?

Me thinks there's romance afoot.

No, look Mabel.

I've thought this through, and I'm over Wendy.

I've looked at it from every angle,

and that thing was going nowhere.

I know what matters to me now,

and it's finding the author of this journal.

Ha! You're over Wendy?

Allow me to put on my skepticles.

Bwoop.

I've moved on, Mabel.

You should, too.

Skepticles.

Hey, is it just me

or does that branch kind of look like a lever?

Huh. Yeah.

But how do we get up there?

Seems like we'd need, like, a ladder.

Or, like, ladder shoes?

Yeah, ladder shoes.

I'll get Soos to draw up a prototype.

Boosh.

Whoa!

Oh, yeah.

My dad used to made me compete

in these lumberjack games when I was a kid.

Guess I kind of ruled at it.

Whoa, whoa. What is that?

Whoa.

Hey, hey. Oh, no!

All right, guys. This is it.

Remember, whatever happens down there, we tell no one.

Now, who wants to go first?

Whoa.

Dude!

This is so stupid cool.

It's like a fallout shelter or something.

It must have belonged to the author.

This is going over my bed.

My face feels fuzzy.

This is incredible.

It's like he was preparing for a disaster.

But what kind of disaster

would need supplies for over sixty years?

Oh, my gosh.

A Shmez dispenser.

I remember these things.

What's that?

Yes, I will have some of your old-timey face food.

Ew. Dusty.

Wait, guys.

I think this can was opened recently.

The author might still be alive, down here.

Wait a minute.

I think I know where he might have gone.

Whoa.

Whoa!

Oh, man.

Was this place built in the past or the future.

Yeah. This room is way creepy.

Not as creepy as Dipper's Internet history.

Hey-oh!

What's going on, dudes?

It's hard to be scared with caterpillars on your face.

Wall things.

Crazy wall things happening right now.

Ugh. It won't stop.

Dipper, what do we do?

Uh. Uh.

Come on, come on.

Find these four symbols. Quick.

Everybody step on one.

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Run for it!

Yes! Yes!

That was...

That was nuts.

You ruled back there, man.

Thanks.

Get a load of this crazy surveillance room.

Check it out, dudes.

Soos. Soos.

That is hilarious.

Hey, Bro, you forgot your vest.

What the--

"Dear Wendy.

I've always had a crush on--"

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, Dipper!

Look what I found.

What are you-- Give me that.

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

You're not over Wendy at all.

And you were going to tell her today?

No. I changed my mind.

It's a bad idea, I'd just embarrass myself,

and then I'd be another guy she hates, like Robbie.

Dipper, you should just tell her already.

One way or another, you'll feel better afterwards.

Look, Mabel, I can't tell her no matter how much I want to.

So just drop it, okay.

Dude.

Dipper, you got to check out this weird metal closet.

I am a robot. I have a metal closet.

Coming.

This never happened.

He wants to tell her but he's scared.

Maybe he needs a little push.

Good idea, Mabel. Thanks, Mabel.

Brother, whatever happens,

I just want you to know something.

This is for your own good.

What? Aah.

What the--

Mabel! Let us out!

Oh, I'll let you out, Dipper.

As soon as you tell Wendy

that thing you've been wanting to tell her!